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Not that I particularly have a problem with Wally World, but it's a little scary to me when any one player controls such a large portion of the market.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Dec 15th 2017 (12:01am)
I've been squirting mustard on things since 2016. I don't know why. SquirtingMustard.com
By: dave
Friday, Dec 15th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: blort
Thursday, December 14th
In the cold-war craze of the 50's, the government was faced with many survival decisions, including just what to feed all the huddled masses in their underground bunkers and shelters. After much study, they hit upon bulgur wheat, a key ingredient in middle-Eastern cuisine and an especially hardy and common grain. From that, 20 billion pounds of all-purpose survival crackers came into being.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 14th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: mefi
Maybe everyone should be diagnosed with cancer...just for a little bit.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Dec 14th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: xkcd
The British Ecological Society has announced the winners of its annual photo competition, and it features fantastic photos of fearsome predators pouncing on prey, a freakishly rare ocelot, and a crafty chameleon doing what a chameleon does best.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 14th 2017 (12:01am)
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Wednesday, December 13th
“Oh, you’re just blowing smoke up my ass,” is something you might hear someone say when they think you’re just telling them what they want to hear. But in 18th-century England, blowing smoke up one’s ass was an actual medical procedure, and no, we aren’t kidding.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Dec 13th 2017 (7:41pm) | Thanks: James
Pat DiNizio, frontman, songwriter and guitarist with veteran alternative rockers The Smithereens, died Tuesday (Dec. 12) at the age of 62.

DiNizio had been recovering from unidentified "medical issues" sustained during a fall and, just days earlier, revealed in a Facebook message that he was looking forward to returning to the road.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Dec 13th 2017 (6:52am)
On a tight budget and with an armful of surfboards, Bruce Brown helped introduce America to surfing with a story of two friends trotting around the world, in chase of the perfect wave. A lifelong surfer and motorcycle rider, Brown died Sunday at his ranch north of Santa Barbara, his company website, Bruce Brown Films, announced. He was 80.
By: dave
Wednesday, Dec 13th 2017 (12:02am)
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Tuesday, December 12th
There's nothing like spreading a little holiday cheer. Enjoy this song.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 12th 2017 (12:00am)
You've probably heard the warning every year since you were a kid: Don't eat those little silver balls on your Christmas cookies, because they’re "poisonous." Those small round decorations are officially called silver dragées - dragée being the general term for a tiny confectionery coated in hard sugar - and they've been haunting the Food and Drug Administration for over a century.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 12th 2017 (12:00am)
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Monday, December 11th
33-year-old Amanda from Leeds, England who proposed to her favorite chandelier this past Valentine's day. She calls it Lumiere.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 11th 2017 (5:49pm)
Sunday, December 10th
My buddy Matt Inman has a fairly lengthy scroll to go through right here to make us understand how our belief systems work.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Dec 10th 2017 (12:00am)
Friday, December 8th
I'm no connoisseur, but I think this guy has done a pretty good job of taking some very non-Ozzy songs and Ozzifying them.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Dec 8th 2017 (5:01am)
The Los Angeles City Council was taking public commentary on a proposal to ban house parties in the Hollywood Hills recently. Local rager Chad Kroeger and his hetero lifemate JT Parr exercised their rights as citizens to do just that... and quite frankly, America is better for it.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 8th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: sepharo
While restoring an 18th century statue, Spanish historians found what appears to be a makeshift time capsule in an unlikely place - the buttocks of a statue. Two handwritten letters, yellow with age, were inside. They're dated from 1777 and signed by Joaquín Mínguez, a chaplain from the Burgo de Osma cathedral.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 8th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
Thursday, December 7th
Telling your boss his mom is the reason why you can’t come to work probably isn’t a joke you’re supposed to be making.
One guy, however, found himself in such a situation, except this time it was actually legit.


(text comments at end of article are NSFW but very amusing)
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 7th 2017 (12:01am)
The Lost City of DeMille finds its origin in 1923, when the director ordered the spectacle set including detailed gates, pharaohs and pyramids to be built for The Ten Commandments. According to local legend, the director had the set buried because it was too valuable for thieves and too expensive.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 7th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: Sunny
Wednesday, December 6th
Some women in China are taking an incredibly badass measure to ward off sexual harassment. “Anti-Pervert” flame-throwers have become a popular deterrent for creeps, particularly in the summer, when unwanted advances ramp up. The devices are on sale at a number of websites starting at about $13 and going over $40.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Dec 6th 2017 (12:03am)
Tuesday, December 5th
Here's the good news: China has launched the first all-electric cargo ship. According to China Daily, the 230 foot long vessel is equipped with a 2,400 kWh lithium-ion battery that stores enough electrical energy to transport 2200 tons of cargo a distance of 50 miles on a single charge at a top speed of about 8 miles per hour. Time to recharge the battery is given as 2 hours, which is approximately the time needed to unload the ship at its destination.

Then there's the bad news.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 5th 2017 (12:01am)
Neil deGrasse Tyson called out flat-earthers — here's what would happen if the Earth were actually flat.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 5th 2017 (12:01am)
Monday, December 4th
While shockingly devoid of any imagery of Kate Dries, the 2018 Carponizer calendar features all the naked women and carp you could possibly want in the forthcoming year.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 4th 2017 (12:00am)
Whether she’s seen as Superman’s girlfriend or the intrepid reporter she’s been for so many years, there’s a lot more to Lois Lane than many people realize. She’s been around for so long that she’s gained a great deal of depth as a character and has grown and expanded in just as many ways as the superheroes in the same universe have done. A lot of people might think of her as something less than a useful personality in the comics but the truth of the matter is that Lois Lane is something far different than the normal, run of the mill civilian. Sticking so close to superheroes doesn’t necessarily allow a person to lead a boring life, especially when the world continues to be shaped and reshaped by the heroes and the villains they fight.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 4th 2017 (12:00am)
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