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As usual, a quarter of an hour after breakfast, I slip a jasmine flower behind my ear and go to the toilet. I have hardly sat down before I have a bowel movement that is almost odourless. So much so that the perfumed toilet paper and my jasmine completely dominate the situation.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 8th 2010 (12:05am) | Thanks: uncertain times
For centuries, it has been speculated that animals can hover. For whatever reason, the animals don't want us to have this tidbit of knowledge, but their ruse has proved futile. Now we have proof.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 8th 2010 (12:05am) | Thanks: skull swap
If you're like me, you're baffled by the amazing popularity of Lady Gaga, and want to know the source of her fame since it clearly isn't talent.
Turns out she's a shill for the Freemasons. It all makes sense now.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 5th 2010 (6:18am)
Everyone and their mother can throw a Superbowl party. It's not hard. Booze, big TV, maybe ribs or wings to eat, done. Well, if you want to rise above the crowd and throw something a little different, you can add a theme.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 5th 2010 (5:34am)
Police are desperately searching for a hooligan in hopes of ending his crime spree. His crime? Throwing animal batter on unsuspecting schoolgirls.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 5th 2010 (5:18am) | Thanks: arbroath ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
An online effort to help an Aussie mate keep the job he's likely to lose after being caught viewing softcore images of a lightly dressed supermodel at work.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Feb 4th 2010 (1:20pm)
The last bastion of innovative TV, Night Flight, peeks up from the underground briefly in LA tonight with a tribute to New Wave Theater at the Cinefamily.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 4th 2010 (8:14am)
It is said of the best and most controversial artists in history that they were masters of their craft before they broke away from mainstream techniques, materials or approaches. Likewise, Peter Rolfe did not simply start by making suggestive and erotic pieces of furniture - he began by becoming a master of fine wood furniture design and construction.
Parker's wife really gets into movies, and more often than not, ends up in tears after the closing credits roll. Being the caring, supportive guy that he is, Parker videotapes the little missus' post-film crying jags and posts them on the interwebs.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 4th 2010 (3:30am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Hump day! You gonna spend your day doing something responsible and productive like work, or are you gonna blow it all on this crazy-addictive game? Yeah, I thought so.
Once a week I empty out my little stash of videos that I've been meaning to post, but never got around to. The day is today, the time is now. Let's go!
By: dave
Wednesday, Feb 3rd 2010 (4:15am)
A principal at a Litchfield elementary school sent a gag letter to a teacher, who 'accidentally' mailed it out to the parents. The parents are not amused.
By: dave
Wednesday, Feb 3rd 2010 (12:06am) | Thanks: kimberly ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
We have a home theater with a 6' x 8' projection screen, and we're throwing a Superbowl party this upcoming Sunday. Of all the things that would make me a criminal in today's society, this appears to be the most recent.
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Bet you never thought Gilligan's Island was a deep metaphor, didja?
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 2nd 2010 (4:59am)
Bill Watterson, reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, doesn't talk to the press much - in fact, this here interview is believed to be his first since the 80's.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 2nd 2010 (4:52am) (more) [Comments: 0]
Why? Because Google has announced it will stop supporting IE6.
Now if we can just get the bigs to drop support for 7 and 8, we're set.
Don't be all surprised if you show up to some competition - the internets can make signs too, and have no compunction about yoinking your coverage.
It's pretty simple - you bend your index finger like so, and take a super-closeup shot of it. Fingerbutt.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 1st 2010 (4:41am)
Rip Torn has taken his drunken antics to the bank. Talk about your armed and loaded.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 1st 2010 (4:28am)
XKCD has peeled off a poignant and tremendously sad strip about the Mars rover that made my face rain. As always with XKCD, be sure to read the hover/alt text on the image for a final devastating shot.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 1st 2010 (4:20am)
I catch a lot of flak because I happen to like a packet of hot chocolate in my morning cuppa, but I'm thinking this guy will be instrumental in getting that heat offa me. At least my coffee additive is meant to be drunk.
Yesterday's news, old-timer. The buzz today is about the next offering from Apple, which was leaked anonymously to the web.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 29th 2010 (12:03am)
Want to learn how to make (or not) social faux pas on Facebook?
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jan 28th 2010 (4:50pm) |
Canada's national sport is Lacrosse. ?????????????????
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