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Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake.
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By: dave
Thursday, Mar 11th 2010 (4:43am) | Thanks: heeb
KISS is getting into the children's programming game, producing a kids show (and yet another merchandising vehicle) in Canadia.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 11th 2010 (12:05am)
From the director of The Cat Came Back and Strange Invaders comes Runaway.
Happy passengers are having a great time on a crowded train, oblivious to the unknown fate that awaits them around the bend. The ensuing crisis leads to a class struggle that is as amusing as it is merciless. Naturally there are victims, but in the end everyone is equal. 
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Mar 10th 2010 (12:17pm)
Corey Haim, 80's heartthrob and the lesser of the Two Coreys, has died from an apparently accidental drug overdose.
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 10th 2010 (6:18am)
A New York chef said public demand led him to allow diners at his restaurant to sample homemade cheese made from his wife's breast milk.
Ladies! If you're having trouble getting that second date, perhaps history can provide you with some clues as to what you're doing wrong.
Every week I dump out all the videos that I haven't gotten around to posting into a big pile and offer them up to you. Here's this week's load:
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 10th 2010 (3:19am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
You may wish to keep it to yourself, however. The celly talker may have some friends, and they may have meat thermometers.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 9th 2010 (4:13am)
I remember, as a kid, watching Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang and being enthralled with Me Ol' Bamboo. Then the Child Catcher came on, and I was scared shitless.
I saw the movie again with my own kids 20-some years later, and thought the Child Catcher was pretty mild. (Though there have been movies that scared me crapless or wrenched my soul.) Bottom line is this: If you're a kid, don't click on this. If you are an adult, don't click this! 
By: Mr._Dog
Tuesday, Mar 9th 2010 (12:05am)
Even though I learned to drive a stick in a Toyota, I've never owned one myself and don't really have a feel for what it's like to drive one. Fortunately, this online Toyota simulator provides a realistic driving experience.
But these cats came up with some frickin'-a plan b's!
And you thought it was all sex, drugs and rock & roll!
By: Mr._Dog
Tuesday, Mar 9th 2010 (12:05am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 8th 2010 (6:04am)
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 8th 2010 (5:09am) | Thanks: arbroath
If you're building your GOOD (Get Out Of Dodge) bag, you could do worse than this little survival kit, which comes complete with a pistol and magazine, multi-tool, water purification tablets, first aid kit, space blankets, and some freeze-dried rations.
Ammo not included. That would need to be corrected.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 8th 2010 (4:46am) | Thanks: clusterflock
Shout it out in style with a big ass message!
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Always worth a visit to see the new items in the collection at PointlessSites.com
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Mar 7th 2010 (8:46pm)
Help Shirley, Shaun, & Timmy Sheep find their way home... won't you! If you get 1 of the 3 highest scores by March 31st, you can win a piece of signed artwork!
By: SackBlabbath
Sunday, Mar 7th 2010 (8:34pm)
Join anchorman "Krazee Thug Nutz" as he hosts the latest installment of Juggalo News. And gain a unique insight
into the world's goings-on... from the Juggalo perspective.
By: SackBlabbath
Sunday, Mar 7th 2010 (7:56pm) |
Tonsurphobia is the fear of haircuts ????????????????? Jim Capaldi - Love Hurts
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