I moderate jokes on a Kids Jokes website. A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids... so I publish them here instead. I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.
Thursday, May 23rd 2013 (5:45am) | Thanks: arothman
Wednesday, May 22nd
BBC Scotland, Episode 1.
In this series Professor Iain Stewart tells a stunning new story about our planet. He reveals how the greatest changes to the Earth have been driven, above all, by plants. In this first episode Iain journeys from the spectacular caves of Vietnam to the remote deserts of Africa. He sees how plants first harnessed light from the sun and created our life-giving atmosphere. He uncovers the epic battle between the dinosaurs and the tallest trees on the planet. And, using remarkable imagery, he shows plants breathing and talking to each other.
Wednesday, May 22nd 2013 (4:57am)
Every Wednesday I dump out all the videos I didn't get around to posting over the past week and start anew. This Wednesday is no different. Let's ride.
Wednesday, May 22nd 2013 (12:00am)
Tuesday, May 21st
Jamie and Adam chat with astronaut Chris Hadfield about the limitations of food preparation on board the International Space Station. While astronauts can't really cook their own meals, Jamie and Adam challenge celebrated chef David Chang with the task of devising a recipe that Commander Hadfield can test...in space!
Tuesday, May 21st 2013 (4:10am)
Monday, May 20th
A Potsdam man was charged with public lewdness and jailed Wednesday night after he allegedly got a little too friendly with a stick of pepperoni inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza.
Monday again, do you go to work or lay around watching movies? Today's selection is 1987's The Running Man, a story about a violent (and crooked) game show in the dystopian future. Stars Arnie, Richard Dawson, Maria Conchita Alonzo, Yaphet Kotto, and Jesse Ventura.
Monday, May 20th 2013 (4:14am)
Sunday, May 19th
Outspoken and raw, not mincing matters, Bill Hicks tells us that, just like smokers, non-smokers also die every day - with jogging instructor Jim Fixx as an example -, asks women what's so terrible about giving head, talks us through what really happened during the 1990-1991 Gulf War and how the used technology could have also been used to feed the poor of the world. From the late comedian's 1992 tour. He also explains why it's true drugs have done good things for us, wonders in what mood Jesus will come back to earth íf he decides to come back and, near the end of the show, most passionately yells music should be played with ones heart.
Sunday, May 19th 2013 (10:05am)
Saturday, May 18th
Much like the Segway, a personal transportation device. Only no handlebars and a very limited range. But it's light (only 9 pounds) and recharges very quickly (about an hour).
Available January 2014.
Saturday, May 18th 2013 (12:04am)
Friday, May 17th
A Sacramento surgeon has been reprimanded by the state medical board for suggesting a patient try oral sex to improve her gag reflex. The unnamed patient was hesitant to undergo an upper-gastrointestinal endoscopy. The procedure would require a scope going from someone's mouth into their intestinal tract.
Friday, May 17th 2013 (5:48am)
Thursday, May 16th
Who says that Monday is the only day we can ignore work and watch an action flick?
Architect/vigilante Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson) arrives back in New York City and is forcibly recruited by a crooked police detective to fight street crime caused by a large gang terrorizing the neighborhoods.
Thursday, May 16th 2013 (12:40pm)
Wednesday, May 15th
Here's the weekly dump of all the videos I didn't get around to posting. Let's do this!
Wednesday, May 15th 2013 (4:54am)
The first Corvette Bill Mullis bought many years ago, was black. He liked the way it looked and soon realized that in some cases, black Corvettes were few and far between. So, he accepted a personal challenge: Acquire as many black Corvettes covering the formative years of the brand, as possible.
He ended up with a more than impressive collection of shiny black Vettes & other Chevy icons. And while the collection was never formally open to the public, our cameras spent a day and a half taking it all in. And now, you can, too...here.
Regrettably, the heart of the collection, 23 Corvettes from 1954 through 1969, was sold off during a Mecum Auction at Bloomington Gold in June of 2011.
Wednesday, May 15th 2013 (1:05am)
Tuesday, May 14th
Infographics on the distribution of wealth in America, highlighting both the inequality and the difference between our perception of inequality and the actual numbers. The reality is often not what we think it is.
Tuesday, May 14th 2013 (12:02am)
Best beverage of all time?
Django Unchained (2012)
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