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Athena Douris helps you work it out by detailing (sometimes OVER-detailing) her experiences in My Pussy's On Fire: The story of a woman and her diseased cunt.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 7th 2003 (12:05am)
Handsome men have the best sperm, a new study reveals. The researchers showed that men with the healthiest, fastest sperm were rated as the most facially attractive by women.
By: Dave
Friday, May 30th 2003 (7:27am)
Dr. Jonas Zizlesse has pioneered the newest and best advance in cosmetic surgery since the introduction of the nose. He calls it Nipple Addition Surgery.

About six years ago, Dr. Zizlesse made an astounding discovery while researching female breast reconstruction:

FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT!
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, May 21st 2003 (2:59am)
By: Hellvis
Monday, May 12th 2003 (12:01am)
So... what SHOULD you do when your mom has a heart attack in your living room? Next time I will suggest she cough it off.
By: faedra
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 (11:07am)
God fucking dammit. I'm 24 years old, and I still have a baby tooth. Yeah, you read that right. A fucking baby tooth!
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Mar 28th 2003 (3:14am)
A boy cheated death by a millimetre when he was shot in the face with a harpoon. Matthew Hawkins spent 14 hours in agony before a life-saving operation to remove the spear.
By: Dave
Thursday, Mar 20th 2003 (6:20am)
Hey Dave, ummmm.... read this.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Feb 26th 2003 (10:00am)
An 18-year-old man has his head literally ripped off in an accident with a drunk driver. Normally that kind of injury kills the victim, but Marcos Parra lived.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jan 25th 2003 (12:13am)
You certainly couldn't tell by looking at me, but I'm color blind. Take this vision test to see if you suffer from a similar affliction.
By: Dave
Friday, Jan 10th 2003 (12:18am)
A substance in the saliva of vampire bats could prove to be a potent new treatment for strokes, an Australian scientist says.
By: Dave
Friday, Jan 10th 2003 (12:05am)
LOS ANGELES -- Chesty swimsuit models and Hollywood starlets are running scared -- because of a new disease that whittles large breasts down into teensy nubs not much bigger than mosquito bites!
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Jan 8th 2003 (2:30pm)
Are you tired of hearing about different dieting theories from your friends, family and co-workers? Are you sick of getting spammed by lose-weight-fast programs? Then this is the diet for you! Introducing the Drop Dead Diet: the only sure-fire, guaranteed way to lose those excess pounds, forever!
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 16th 2002 (12:30am)
Make sure you keep your boobings-tips absolutely warm and unchafable with these!
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Nov 12th 2002 (9:45am)
Ecstasy is being hailed as the key to better treatments for the Parkinson's disease, marking a complete turnaround from a few weeks ago when ecstasy was condemned for causing the disease.
By: Dave
Friday, Nov 8th 2002 (12:05am)
Mammonet® is an internet based mammogram. To use Mammonet®, all you need is a computer, internet access, and a boob.
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 2nd 2002 (12:21am)
Talk dirty to me: Things overheard at the STD clinic. At least there was nothing involving testicles and tournequets.
By: faedra
Thursday, Oct 24th 2002 (10:05pm)
Officials at the Food and Drug Administration announced early Tuesday that they have recently approved the computer game EverQuest as a viable form of contraception. Sony later revealed plans to donate computers and copies of the game to members of the white trash segment of America.
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Oct 17th 2002 (8:14am)
Guitar face is a horribly disfiguring condition affecting tens of thousands of guitar players around the world. Blues players, particularly electric blues players, seem to suffer the most horrendous effects.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 16th 2002 (12:07am)
Covering a wart with a piece of duct tape may be as effective in getting rid of it as liquid-nitrogen freezing, according to an article in the October issue of the Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 15th 2002 (12:16am)
Some exciting news from the world of medicine - it's looking like we'll soon be able to cure Parkinson's and Alzheimer's using lentivirus therapy, delivered by a most unlikely ally: the HIV vector.
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 14th 2002 (12:44am)
Tomorrow at an international conference in South Africa, a scientist from Melbourne will unveil how something simple, very cheap, and home-grown could prevent pregnancy and help halt the spread of AIDS. It's the humble lemon.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:16am)
Well, this guy, who claims that Christoper Reeve is a selfish bastard. I figure now that California has resumed stem-cell research, someone's gonna be due for a Kryptonian beating once Reeve has regrown his spine.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (12:54am)
Coca-Cola, Lifesavers and flavoured milk could be better for you than white bread, wholemeal bread or potatoes, a leading nutritionist has said.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 20th 2002 (12:06am)
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