Although the late astrogeologist Eugene Shoemaker is supposed to be the first Earthling to have their ashes flown to another planet, his 1999 flight to the moon aboard the Lunar Prospector probe came too late to enjoy that distinction. Certainly Dr. Shoemaker, whose pioneering work that made the Apollo Lunar geo-science program such a success, certainly deserved to have his dream of going to the moon fulfilled. He is not, however, the first interplanetary necro-cosmonaut, thanks to a chain of unlikely events that placed the ashes of my friend, Ira Neal, on a Mars-bound trajectory back in 1992.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:07am)
By implanting testicular tissue, science has now given us mice that produce the sperm of pigs and goats. Naturally, sales of 2-foot elevator shoes for mice have gone through the roof.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (12:06am)
Yknow, I find the whole heads of famous people in jars concept from Futurama funny, but after reading the patent description for this device for perfusing an animal head, the thought of actually being hooked up to one of these things terrifies me. Ugh.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:19am)
Hey guys, if your woman is in a funk, scientific studies have recently shown that you can improve her mood by splashing her gums with your man mustard! Talk about your win/win scenarios!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:26am)
The future of pointing devices is upon us: Monkey brains move cursor! Think of the implications - you could surf for porn without needing your hands! You could let the monkey brains on your desk do it!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
Attack of the Tiger Clones!
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 28th 2002 (1:42pm)
Ok, so this is not the usual Davelog ha-ha fare, but it's hella cool so I'm passing it your way. Apparantly you can make some beautiful shapes in magnetic liquid by manipulating electromagnets above and below it. Snazzy stuff!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 22nd 2002 (12:11am)
Sorry, veggies and vegans, if you're doing your thing because you feel it's inhumane to butcher animals for sustenance, you'd better brace yourself - scientists at the University of Bonn have discovered that plants do indeed cry when they are cut. Looks like everything suffers at the hands of man. So, how ya want that steak?
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
Could it really be true that homosexual and heterosexual males become one after the consumption of only six alcoholic grain beverages? The scientists in our laboratories decided to conduct a controlled experiment and see just how valid this theory was.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:22am)
Got some liquid nitrogen lying around? Sure, who doesn't? Here is some fun stuff to do with it.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:45pm)
I'm torn between being amazed by the technology and being terrified that the cops will have them.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:29pm)

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