Choose from eight Trump heads and three sizes. Paint a masterpiece. Enjoy!
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Sep 18th 2015 (2:23am)
It turns out that former Governor Bush rankled Colbert by holding an unauthorized raffle for a ticket to the show. Colbert responds by holding his own raffle, but it's for charity.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Sep 5th 2015 (12:02am)
Various countries have differing concepts of how the free market ought to work. Here is a comprehensive list.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 28th 2015 (12:02am)
Insult your friends. Personalize your insult from The Donald.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 21st 2015 (12:32am)
Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, we've put together a "cheat sheet" with "quick trivia" to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of each male candidate's views and legitimacy. Feel free to use any and all of these in kicky water cooler conversations about politics this summer, and impress your friends!
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jul 25th 2015 (12:00am)
Brush your cat. Take the hair and put it on his/her head. Snap a picture and post it on Twitter with the hashtag of #trumpyourcat. You may now join all the others who have done so.
There is no need to rename your pet "The Donald".
Also available in Instagram flavor.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 12th 2015 (12:01am)
So I'm using it to tell you how many people she laid off at Hewlett-Packard.
It was this many:

(scroll all the way to the bottom to see how many sad faces lost their jobs at HP to overseas)
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, May 5th 2015 (4:09am)
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The Colbert Report is no mort. Celebrities send him off.
Enjoy his epic close to the show.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 22nd 2014 (12:55am)
So maybe the current flag looks just a little bit too much like that of Australia. Here are some fixes on the menu.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Nov 21st 2014 (10:22am)
HBO's John Oliver explained Scotland's upcoming vote on independence and its "300-year arranged marriage" to England during his show this past Sunday night.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Sep 16th 2014 (7:24am)
As with several political topics, you can agree or disagree with the subject matter and still enjoy the creativity of the performance.
In case you had any doubts about whether Kristen Bell is one of Hollywood's most talented dames, check out this amazing Funny or Die video in which she plays a fed-up Mary Poppins who quits her job because her pay sucks.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 27th 2014 (1:12am)
You can catch the Vine clips here or the whole 57 minute debate here.

To his credit, incumbent Governor Butch Otter demanded that even the fringe candidates have an opportunity to participate.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, May 16th 2014 (7:47am)
Seriously? Someone voted for this guy?
Louis Gohmert has problems with the Attorney General.
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Wednesday, Apr 9th 2014 (3:25am)
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I think we're all familiar with the phenomenon of drunk dialing. Here is a site that will connect you to a Member of Congress.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Oct 11th 2013 (12:00am)
Remember "I'm Just A Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock? Once he became a law, things didn't get any easier!
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Oct 5th 2013 (7:55am) | Thanks: Miss C
Oops, double oops, triple oops. But hey, look at the pretty fireworks.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Jul 4th 2013 (12:09am)
Citizens in Xalapa, Mexico have quite a decision to make on July 7, when they cast their vote for a new mayor. One of their choices is a cat who vows to 'rid the city of rats.' Literally, but also in the sense of corrupt politicians. In response to politics as usual, two students in the eastern Mexican city have nominated a cat named Morris for mayor.

If elected, they say Morris will eat, sleep, yawn and continue other cat activities as usual, which is what makes him a good candidate.

If Facebook likes are any indicator of popularity, then Morris is actually the lead in the race - by a lot. As of Saturday evening, Candigato Morris has over 70,000 likes, crushing the human frontrunner Americo Zuñiga's 30,000.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jun 17th 2013 (4:00am) | Thanks: Presurfer
NJ Correspondents' Dinner video, April 7, 2013.

Governor Chris Christie searches for missing fleece, and mojo, in this cameo-heavy video.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, May 10th 2013 (1:22pm)
This week: *adimir Putin!
By: dave
Monday, Apr 1st 2013 (12:03am) | Thanks: reddit
Snob Story segment from his New Rules feature more than a year ago, where the TEA Party ignoramuses are compared to the framers of the US Constitution.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Dec 12th 2012 (4:10am)
Don't know where? Google will show you. Do your job, America!
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 6th 2012 (4:46am)
Check out this satirical animation short explaining the U.S. electoral process in the style of Schoolhouse Rock! songs from the forthcoming FOX evening cartoon program Animation Domination High Definition (ADHD).

Homeless Uncle Sam tells us how the voting process REALLY works. Spoiler Alert: It has something to do with masturbation, the electoral college and Tupac.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Nov 6th 2012 (4:20am) | Thanks: Dailywhat
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow Conservatives on rape's approval rating.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Oct 26th 2012 (11:29am) | Thanks: Alden
Colbert's hilarious response to Trump's $5 Million offer to Obama.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Oct 25th 2012 (11:13pm) | Thanks: BattleShip_Ron
No, this is not about the ghost of Mayor Daley showing up in Ohio. The legal issue has come up of what happens if someone casts an absentee ballot early and dies before election day. Does the vote count? Ohio law does not directly address the issue, but state elections officials have said that a valid absentee ballot cast counts, even if the voter dies before election day.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 23rd 2012 (9:10am) | Thanks:

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