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As if giving Britney a dirty sanchez wasn't enough fun, you get to do it to the lillting tunes of El Duce and the boys singing the 4-F Club!
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (6:26am)
Madagascan football authorities plan to take severe action against club Stade Olympique l'Emyrne, who scored a world record 149 own goals in protest against alleged refereeing bias in a match on Thursday.
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (6:19am)
Nestled amidst the towering coconut palms and rich vegetation of Phi Phi Dons', Loh Ba Gao Bay is Pee Pee Island Village.
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (6:12am)
Joe Cahn is the Commissioner of Tailgating. The Commissioner's job is to promote tailgating, the Celebration in the Parking Lot. It's the new community social and the biggest weekly party in the nation! He's meeting the fans, the Tailgaters, AND the folks on the road, in the rest stops, at the campgrounds, in the parking lots of America!
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (12:22am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Once again, thanks to that miracle called programmed posting, I present you with the Sunday update while I'm nowhere near a computer - Sunny and I are celebrating our 7th anniversary by living beyond our means and doing horribly nasty things to each other at a posh valley resort this weekend. Now that you have that unpleasant picture in your head, here comes your weekly pile of redemption!
I Am Christ · Bible Bandit · Emergency Baptism Tripping Christ · Sniper For Jesus · Beware Of The God
By: Dave
Sunday, Nov 3rd 2002 (12:04am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Beavis and Butthead fans! Here are the complete lyrics to Lesbian Seagull by none other than Englebert Humperdinck! Rock on!
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 2nd 2002 (11:29am)
Essential survival knowledge: How To Not Be Eaten By A Duck.
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 2nd 2002 (12:25am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Tonya Hot Sauce features an unflattering caricature of disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding outside a dumpy trailer, cigarette in mouth, ice skates in one hand and a hubcap in the other.
"Not for the weak-kneed," reads the label. "Guaranteed to assault your taste buds. It's a lead-pipe cinch you'll love it." I GOTTA get me some of that. 
By: Hellvis
Friday, Nov 1st 2002 (8:02am)
...don't fret, that just means you can use the spares for this, the most organic case mod I've ever seen: the pumpkin pc! I especially like the satellite speaker system!
By: Dave
Friday, Nov 1st 2002 (7:43am)
The rules of this game are thus: Take any image of a celebrity and turn them into a B-movie style zombie!
By: Dave
Friday, Nov 1st 2002 (12:01am)
In celebration of halloween, here is a rather, dry, informitive article on ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties, and things that go bump in the night.
What is interesting to note once finished reading, is that it was found in the healthy women section. Maybe the hairy and bloodsucking section was full, so they went for second best? 
By: faedra
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (11:40am)
According to the research that was conducted in the United States of America, men with higher education masturbate twice as often in comparison with other men. Consequently, there are a lot of masturbators, who take official positions and have larger income. Who knows, maybe serious positions and good wages do not depend on education? Maybe they depend on special masturbation skills? READ MORE
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (11:08am)
This guy's whole site is great - but it was this laughing tree thing that really creeped me out.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (12:25am)
Have you seen this Dance Dance Revolution game? Have you seen the nimrods who play it?
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (12:07am)
We at the ICBE work hard every day to bring you the lastest in cutting edge research and technology regarding bathroom etiquette, and strive to make an impact into the everyday lives of people around the world. Our mission is simple and our goals are clear: to educate everyone on proper conduct in the bathroom, and in so doing make the bathroom experience more enjoyable for everyone.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (12:07am)
Churn 'em out by the double handfulls with the Evil Clown Generator!
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (12:07am)
Legendary hip-hop DJ Jam Master Jay of Run-DMC was shot and killed in Queens on Wednesday (October 30)
Run-DMC, who recently wrapped a tour with Kid Rock and Aerosmith, were scheduled to perform Thursday (October 31) as part of the half-time festivities at a Washington Wizards home game. Really, after having to tour with Kid Rock, he is probably the lucky one.
By: faedra
Wednesday, Oct 30th 2002 (9:19pm) |
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