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Air Jordans? Dude, those are so 20th century. Welcome to the new generation of footwear.
By: scooter1979
Thursday, May 6th 2004 (8:31pm)
You want 'em? We got 'em! At Happy Harry's House of Implants, we'll get under your skin, no matter WHO you are, from coppers to cripples!
By: scooter1979
Wednesday, Apr 14th 2004 (4:14pm)
Fuck luggin around a laptop! Yeah, even yer slimline mini! This little baby isn't only totally killer lookin', it would easily qualify for the world's smallest PC.
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Mar 30th 2004 (2:42pm)
This is what all of the sci-fi movies are warning us about. Trumpet playing toyota robot plays "When you wish upon a star". In 2000, its rival Honda Motor Co. Ltd. unveiled ASIMO, the world's first two-legged walking robot, and Sony Corp. revealed its QRIO, the world's first jogging robot, in December.
By: J20
Saturday, Mar 13th 2004 (4:22pm) (more) [Comments: 2]
There's this race called The Grand Challenge on the western side of our country with unmanned Humvees, ATVs, motorcycles, etc. trying to be the smartest vehicle in the desert. And wouldn't you know, the 'Hummer' is on the 'pole.'
By: scooter1979
Friday, Mar 12th 2004 (5:10pm)
...or I just may be out of this brand-spankin'-new job. I've got quite a few skeletons in my closet.
By: scooter1979
Sunday, Mar 7th 2004 (5:51pm)
Too lazy to kick your own ass? Well help's on the way: someone actually patented,invented, and created a machine for kicking your own ass.
By: mentiac
Monday, Sep 29th 2003 (1:01am)
Sorry. I've always wanted to hear those three words together. Seriously... I'm sorry. Okay, here. To assure you that I'm sincere when I say that, have some robot links. Yes. They're GOOD ones too. Jeesh...
Vintage Robot Porn | Red Robot World Domination | Robo-Jerkoff Device Origami Bots | Celebrity Cyborgs | Robo Tats
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Aug 26th 2003 (10:13pm)
TOKYO - After selling 300,000 pet-lovers on the Bowlingual gadget that supposedly translates a dog's bark into human language, a toymaker hopes to parlay that success into a new hit product: Meowlingual.
In other words... Meow - Fuck you, feed me! Meow - Fuck you, pet me! Meow - Fuck you, clean my shit sand! 
By: faedra
Thursday, Jul 17th 2003 (11:55am)
I started thinking, "What could I do to make Mortal Kombat more interesting, more exciting? We've added beer and gambling. There has to be something else." Enter Xshok.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 11th 2003 (12:26am)
One of the suckiest jobs that ever sucked, chicken-catching for a poultry farm, has just gotten easier and more humane thanks to the Lewis/Mola LLC's model PH2000! Say goodbye to your archaic pneumatic chicken suckers!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 6th 2003 (12:01am)
The You’re In Control system uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of a urinal detect the position of a stream of urine, enabling people to play interactive games on a screen mounted above the urinal.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 30th 2003 (12:03am)
I'll get my highspeed internet through my Electrical Outlet. Take that Ma and Pa Bell!
By: Scott
Thursday, Apr 10th 2003 (1:02am)
This is probably more about me than you'd want to know, but thanks to the wireless network in my house, I can (and often do) surf the web on the toilet. Thanks to the wonders of technology, however, this process can be simplified even more - even to the point of printing on the toilet paper.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 7th 2003 (12:41am)
Working in an electrical store in sunny Croydon, I get the opportunity to play with lots of expensive gadgets without actually having to pay for them. To help break the monotony one quiet day, I fixed a £400 digital camera onto a £10 remote control car using electrical tape and set off to harrass pigeons.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Mar 4th 2003 (12:25am)
A Japanese scientist has developed a coat which appears to make the wearer invisible.
By: Dave
Thursday, Feb 6th 2003 (12:20am)
The moment I pulled the PS3 from its protective styrofoam casing, I could already tell that I held in my trembling hands not only the most powerful and awe-inspiring game machine ever made, but the most incredibly important and cosmically significant invention of all time.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Nov 26th 2002 (2:25pm)
Ever wonder how guided missles work? It's not as complicated as you'd think. Listen to this simple explaination and amaze your friends with your new-found knowledge.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 5th 2002 (12:16am)
An enterprising young man has managed to run his appliances faster by overclocking the electrical system in his house. Toast gets done faster, beverages get colder and clothes spin dry at the speed of light, well, almost.
By: Dave
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