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Feeling nice and complacent with your inalienable rights? As is so often the case these days, the War On Terrorism/Drugs/Freedom once again justifies trampling all over your civil liberties with the introduction of the Citizen Corps.

The government's goal for the first wave of recruitment is 1 out of every 24 Americans: specifically, people who have access to the inside of other people's homes... like cable installers, postmen, telephone repairmen, etc etc. Their function in the Corps? To report suspicious activity so it can be databased and fed to law enforcement, who can act upon that data without warrants, consent, or even your knowledge - thanks to the Patriot Act.

If you'd like to sign up and be the neighborhood mole, here's the application, on a secure server and everything, since your privacy is such a prized commodity. Remember, we're at war with Eurasia, and have always been. Questioning authority is a thoughtcrime!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 17th 2002 (12:23am)
Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Oriental Ori-fucking-ental!!!

And "Hunchback". And "Minority". And "Niggardly".

There. Sue me. But for the love of furious monkey ruttin', stop demonizing words.
By: goofyfish
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (7:28am)
Face it, you've always suspected there was something big going on underneath the radar of Joe Everyman, that everything happened according to some secret plan. Now it's all confirmed, and easily explained with this simple flowchart. Sleep well, America!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:20am)
With the man cracking down on security at the airports, one woman stands between terrorism and air safety.
By: chimpy
Wednesday, May 29th 2002 (10:30pm)
Check out the official CIA Homepage For Kids, where junior can delight to stories like Harry Recon: Ace Photo Pigeon and play some codebreaking games. Remember kids, Fly high on intelligence - not drugs!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 15th 2002 (12:08am)
HOLY JESUS FUCK: You thought the DMCA was bad? Enter the SSSCA, a bill facing legislation that will, among other things, make it a criminal offense for you to: build your own computer, use your non-compliant computer on any network, or use/develop open-source software. Stop this insanity in its tracks, NOW, by signing this online petition, and by snail-mailing your congressmen and senators. Who's behind this aberration of rights? The MPAA, Disney, and their lapdog Senator Ernest "Fritz" Hollings.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 4th 2002 (2:50am)
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