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Saturday, October 12th 2002
i used to believe is a collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. My personal favorite:
My friend Geoffry told me that babies were born by the man putting his willy inside the woman. The baby would then grab hold with both hands and be pulled out. I have never been so disgusted.
By: Dave
Saturday, Oct 12th 2002 (12:19am)
Ever wondered how NFL franchises come up with their team names? Well, wonder no longer!
By: Dave
Saturday, Oct 12th 2002 (12:12am)
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Friday, October 11th 2002
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
The Dr. Seuss purity test!
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (11:35am)
Tomorrow at an international conference in South Africa, a scientist from Melbourne will unveil how something simple, very cheap, and home-grown could prevent pregnancy and help halt the spread of AIDS. It's the humble lemon.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:16am)
Hey ladies! Meals Men Like offers manly recipes, meat wallpaper, and invaluable tips like:
· Men love meat. If he doesn't eat meat, girls, he's probably a sissy. Beware.
· Anything good is better with bacon.
· Dinner rolls galore. Garlic bread with that fake garlic spread will really win his heart.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:16am)
A smuggler is facing up to a year’s jail after hiding two monkeys in his underpants on a 17-hour flight.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:08am)
A mummified hound dog entombed in a hollow tree in rural Georgia was officially christened on Tuesday following a two-month contest that garnered entries from across the South.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:03am)
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Thursday, October 10th 2002
To help out the creators of the new character with AIDS, I went ahead and made some sample characters that I hope will be used in Sesame Street in the future. I just hope they're "extreme" enough.
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (9:13am)
A couple were horrified to discover a 20ft high geyser of raw sewage pouring into their garden after a burst pipe at a nearby pumping station.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (12:18am)
Snazzy-up any product pitch by running it through the Prior-Art-O-Matic!
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (12:11am)
There's a new cable channel coming up for the gay and lesbian community. Ned has a lot to say about that.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (12:06am)
Like most seven-year-olds, Alec Mann went straight for the chocolate. After all, it is chocolate - even if there are crickets mixed in.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (12:01am)
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Wednesday, October 9th 2002
In hopes of keeping you up to date with the world at large and it's most important happenings; we bring you, WEERD NOOZ!

Metal Band Plays For Sheep, Has To Dodge Poop Piles | Holy Betel-boobs! | Boob Boosting Bra | Mass Yodelling World Record Set | 560-kg pumpkin explodes at competition | Sex Shop Protest Goes Awry

Until the world whirls weirder... thats it for today.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (9:45am)
Ok, so it's not a free hat, but it IS a free Davelog screensaver, based on some of the twisted shit that's come out of our Photojobs section. Enjoy.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (12:31am)
Fuck Google! Search With Porn!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (12:23am)
Let the boys down at the shop do a spit-take when you slap on one of these badass welding helmets. Great for staring into eclipses too!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (12:22am)
Tuesday, October 8th 2002
It began late one night when the staff of the Gaffney Board of Public Works was working way too late.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 8th 2002 (12:22am)
Dairy show judges wonder the same thing oglers do when they see a well-endowed female: Are those real? Cows are being given bovine "boob jobs" - injections to help the little miss look her best in the show ring and cheat her way to a lucrative trophy.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 8th 2002 (12:11am)
RECIPE TIME! Put a smile on the kiddies' faces when you serve up a heaping bowl of Almond Juice and Pork Lung Soup!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 8th 2002 (12:07am)
The mission of Students for an Orwellian Society is to promote the vision of a society based upon the principles of Ingsoc, first articulated by George Orwell in his prophetic novel, 1984.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 8th 2002 (12:03am)
Monday, October 7th 2002
Appleton City's most irate citizen, Cliff Yablonski, has made an update to his hilarious human hate site, Cliff Yablonski Hates You. Rage on, old man. Rage on.
By: Hellvis
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (10:24pm)
'Dirty' Sanchez, the public drunk who had been picked up a dizzying 124 times in San Francisco the last time we counted, is back in jail again -- having clocked up another four arrests for some form of public drunkenness.
By: Hellvis
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (9:00am)
Need a kick start to get your Monday goin? Can do! Bang your head to this crankin' video!
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:11am)
Man, Arnie makes some fucked-up commercials overseas!
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:10am)
Kill bees with boogers. Need I say more?
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:10am)
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