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Tuesday, June 18th
I play this game for real all the time - of course, here in the states it's referred to as yellow water rafting.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (12:25am)
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Monday, June 17th
If my parents had read this I would have never turned into the wonderful person I am today.
By: chimpy
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (8:23pm)
Ever wonder where cans of condensed milk come from? Then perhaps you'll be interested in American Sundog Miniature Cattle. (Iíll skip the obligatory puns about this being "udderly" ridiculous.)
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (9:17am)
Face it, you've always suspected there was something big going on underneath the radar of Joe Everyman, that everything happened according to some secret plan. Now it's all confirmed, and easily explained with this simple flowchart. Sleep well, America!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:20am)
The message this scantily clad teen offers in a time of war is uncertain, but several NYC subway riders didnít hesitate to express their thoughts.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
Hey, remember Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, the Filet-O-Fish woofing dorkwizard hanging around the Star Wars line when Triumph took 'em all to school? Get ready for a shocker: He has his own little dragonmaster website. Fancy that.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
I fully support Hank Hill's position on piercing: I'm all for it, since it allows you to spot the freaks from farther away. Uvula piercing is one of the less visible mutilations you can do to yourself, but MAN is it repulsive - even moreso than most other piercings. What in the hell is wrong with you people?
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 17th 2002 (12:12am)
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Sunday, June 16th
It is a litle known fact that an entire way of life can be found around SAMSUNG.

It will leave you asking "How can I come with SAMSUNG?"
By: chimpy
Sunday, Jun 16th 2002 (6:56am)
Today we have not one but TWO things to celebrate: Sunday and Father's Day! In honor of my Dad, who has a wicked sense of humor but frowns on vulgarity just for shock value, today's religious joke is a tame one. Try not to look at the picture next to it, Dad. Happy Father's Day!

An old man walks into a confessional, and he says: "I am 82 years old. I have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two 20 year old girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest : "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Old man : "What sins?"

Priest : "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Old man : "I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish."

Priest : "Then why are you telling me all this?"

Old man : "I'm telling everybody."

And now, on to the sacred linkitude!
Satan Doo | Holy Trinity To Break-Up | PeTA Christ
Beatles/Satan Connection | Blasphemous Clipart | Atheist Parents
FFRF Quiz | Church of Spongebob Squarepants | Toast Bible
By: Dave
Sunday, Jun 16th 2002 (12:12am)
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Saturday, June 15th
That's right, it's here and so far from queer you can smell the sweat through your monitor! Get up on it and dance with it, baby! Hollowood is here!
By: Scott
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (10:49am)
Technically this should be in 'cuisine', but it's just too damn nasty to describe any other way. Placenta Recipes. Enjoy.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
If you travel a lot, you've no doubt noticed the ludicrous scrutiny you must go through to get on a plane these days - that's why you should carry The Bill of Rights Security Edition. You need to get used to offering up the bill of rights for inspection and government workers need to get used to deciding if you'll be allowed to keep the Bill of Rights with you when you travel.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
WHY LEAN TOAST? One might equally ask "Why breathe?", "Why live?" or "Why exist?". To cool toast with such joyous efficiency is to take delight in each crunchy bite, each crisp morsel, and repel the evils of toast with a soggy underside or sodden with molten margarine.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Resuscitating A Drowning Cat. Essential knowledge for the feline enthusiast.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Friday, June 14th
And just what in the hell is THIS thing?
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
Somebody care to tell me what the hell is going on with this website? After looking at it for a couple of minutes, I had to go lie down for a while to regain my composure.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
If you have to stomp on the floor to pinch out a loaf, pound down a pile of kiwi fruit and you'll be spray painting the bowl in no time!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
Some good samaritan has tackled the issue that faces nearly all modern blind people: how can you appreciate internet smut? Porn For The Blind!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
Thursday, June 13th
Did you know that there's a small tube that runs from the uppermost point of the inside of the foreskin, through the body cavity, and out the intestine? It's true! This can be demonstrated -- nothing up my sleeve! -- by tucking a small handkerchief up inside a foreskin, massaging gently, and then removing it from the rear.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:16am)
MTV, the Hard Rock Hotel, and Ashton Kutcher (better known as Kelso from That 70's Show and other intellectual endeavors) have REALLY fucked up - to the tune of 120 million bucks or so. How? Like this. Good goin, guys.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:11am)
I noticed from yesterday's posts that Cartoon Network is going to start cranking out new He-Man cartoons, complete with Skeletor... which is probably a good thing, since old boney-face can't seem to hold a job.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:10am)
I don't mind bugs, including spiders, but the thought of one living in my ear just wigs the shit out of me.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 13th 2002 (12:10am)
Wednesday, June 12th
Cartoon Network is feeding our inner child one revamped toon at a time. Coming August 16th, you will hear him say once again, "By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!". And you'll need RealPlayer to view the clip. ;)
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
I've always thought that cybersex was pathetically ridiculous, but in the right hands, an IM cyber session can turn into the funniest damn thing you'll read all week. Meet Amber Forever, a supposed 14-year-old girl who takes on the webpervs and cranks out pure comedy gold. BraVO!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
Oh man, this guy is my new favorite filmmaker. Sorry, Kev.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
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