Friday, September 20th
A sculptor has built this amazing house in the shape of a woman’s naked body — and sleeps behind one of her BOOBS.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 20th 2002 (12:04am)
Thursday, September 19th
Yeah yeah - 9/11 sucked ass. The media crys about how it will take a century for New York to recover. Whaddevah! Evidently, they have never lived there.
I have living proof that New York is almost back to normal.
By: chimpy
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (9:49pm)
As you already know, today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, but in order to pirate about the office effectively, you'll need to know your Pirate Name! HYARR!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (8:59am)
Apparantly, the folks that collect Magic: The Gathering cards are not only dweebs, but fat and naked as well.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (12:14am)
Following a flurry of international criticism regarding a preemptive strike against Iraq, George Bush surprised pundits Tuesday with the announcement he was immediately launching "Operation Shut Your Piehole" against nearly a dozen whiny world leaders and United Nations officials.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (12:07am)
Actually, I haven't had a chance to check out yet, but I hear it has tons of filth!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (12:07am)
Wednesday, September 18th
One evening I thought about building a Beretta 9mm pistol using my massive Lego collection. I threw one together in about 2 hours, using memories from movies, video games and my friend's Series 92 for reference. Since then the model has been refined and includes a partial, functional firing mechanism.
By: Some Nobody
Wednesday, Sep 18th 2002 (11:54am)
Get ready, tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Here's a lame pirate joke for you to tell over and over tomorrow:

Q: Did you hear about the dirty pirate movie?
A: It was rated ARRRRR!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 18th 2002 (12:18am)
Scientists have uncovered a mutation that gives sheep beautiful buttocks. I'm just as stunned as you are.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 18th 2002 (12:11am)
Put a spoon in your mouth and get in position to flop around on the floor, cuz it's time for HARDCORE PAWN!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 18th 2002 (12:07am)
Vibrating tampons! Really!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 18th 2002 (12:06am)
Tuesday, September 17th
Sure, flinging poo can be fun, but it's also messy. This site was developed so that everyone can enjoy throwing feces in a safe and sanitary manner.
By: faedra
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (9:45pm)
You're staring at her tits. You like her ass. She's very shapely. Look at those lips. God she is HOT. Wait... wait.. she's... she's... touching herself... oh yeah... have another beer baby... oh yeah... WAIT! I don't think she's creaming those pants!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (8:36pm)
Enron... Worldcom... the SEC... yeah baby, it's got the makings of the best, most colorful, most detailed and most confusing flowchart ever created. Hey, you can get it on a shirt too!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (8:33pm)
Thanks to the US's policy of spraying coca plants in Columbia, the saskra root (which depends on the coca plant for survival) has gone extinct. Big deal you say? Saskra root is an essential ingredient in Coke Classic, and by December all supplies will be depleted - which means that the failed 80's New Coke is replacing Classic - for good.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (8:33am)
And she's pretty keen on dolphins, too, but her computer at work doesn't have sound - so everyone watch this stunning video and then tell her how intensely cool it was.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:16am)
Sorry Snoop - the true dogg style is comin' to town: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is releasing a rap record!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:11am)
This is the official homepage of the exciting cutting edge sport known as Cheese Racing. Here you will find everything you need to know about this deceptively simple, yet addictive and fiercely competitive sport.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:06am)
Maybe you should knock off the garlic.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:02am)
Monday, September 16th
Once again, columnist Dave Barry makes some very good points, this time about the US Government's War on Tobacco.
By: m0j0
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (1:52pm)
As the founding chairman of the International Network of Children of Holocaust Survivors, Rosensaft asks: What can a Lego concentration camp mean, except that killing is child's play?
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
Carl Sagan, noted astronomer and modern-day philosopher, describes his experiences and opinions of marijuana.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
The mission of Jugglers Against Oppression is to educate St. Cloud State University students and community members about different forms of oppression that exist in our community. Members incorporate into juggling performances their experiences and views on homophobia, racism, sexism, ableism, classism, ageism, gender oppression, biphobia and other forms of discrimination and oppression.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
Sunday, September 15th
In my quest for entertaining links to post on the site, I come across a lot of religious stuff, which I throw into a pile. Sunday is the day I empty this pile out for the week, and bundle all this Godly goodness up for you into this, the Weekly Inspirational Post. Read on and be enlightened!

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"

The man answers, "Yes, I do"

"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"

The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."

The devil says, "Good, you'll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."

"You'll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"

"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."

"Great then. You'll love Wednesdays."

The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love Wednesdays."

"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"

"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"

The devil looks at him, and says, "Oh man, you're gonna HATE Thursdays."

Wow, what a terrible joke. Have some linkage for inspiration instead:
Let The Dead Bury The Dead · Jesus Had Short Hair · Rapture Ready
Jesus H. Christ · Pope Chart · Virgin Mary Tree
Vatican Time Machine · God Is PHAT · Weeping Jesus 9/11 Mousepad
By: Dave
Sunday, Sep 15th 2002 (12:01am)

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