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Tuesday, July 9th
That's nuthin - check out some of the gems on the books here in Arizona.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
One of the happiest fun-time websites in existence, Asylum Eclectica, has decreed this month's malady to be smallpox. Delightful.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
Dogs are stupidly obedient, cats are intentionally standoffish, and birds are fucking thieves.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
...because she keeps forgetting to tell it to John Kane:

Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
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Monday, July 8th
Koko The Talking Monkey, from your pals at threebrain.
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (9:27pm)
Try to shoot Billy. Go on. I dare ya!
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (12:17am)
Using techniques and technologies popularized in the fictional book and movie Jurrasic Park, Really Big Lizards has actually cracked the genetic code and begun limited commercial breeding of a select variety of prehistoric animals.
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (12:12am)
Apparantly Esquire asked Gene Simmons, that paragon of compassion and selflessness, to knock out a quick page of advice and observations. Here's an example of what they got:
I want more guys like Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia to become dried-up drug addicts and kill themselves. I totally defend all these rock stars' right to become heroin addicts and die. I want them all to die and get out of my way.
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (12:09am)
No Monday is quite complete without a monkey smokin' a pipe.
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (12:09am)
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Sunday, July 7th
Sundays are such a drag - gotta go back to work the next morning, gotta do laundry, gotta do the grocery shopping... apart from football (when in season), the only thing Sundays are good for is the weekly regurgitation of all the religious crap I've come across for the week. With that loving endorsement, let us commence:

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married, as that would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he is not married.

The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she will have to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again. Being the only two on the bus, they go to the back of the bus and take care of business.

When they were done, and he had resumed driving, he said "Sister, I have a confession to make. I am married and have three children".

The nun replies, "Thats OK. I have a confession too - My name is Ted, and I'm on my way to a costume party."

nun gun fun

Amazingly, I haven't turned into a smoking pile of lightning-bait just yet, so here's the links!
The Truth About Hell | Church Fun | MessiahCam
Sin Virus Warning | Nice Eulogy, Father | Christ Phone
Satan's Dad | Priests Abuse Nuns | Church Lady
By: Dave
Sunday, Jul 7th 2002 (12:07am)
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Saturday, July 6th
This just in: the Spanish Prime Minister, Jose Maria Aznar, can run 73 miles per hour!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Independence Day is not just a celebration of our country's independance from England, it's also the annual occasion for dumbasses to fuck themselves up with explosives. Sure, I used to have roman candle fights as a kid, but at least I still have my FACE.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Slap on your Lucha Libre mask, knock back some cheap gin, crank up the FHQWHGADS, and get down with your bad self!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Friday, July 5th
Ever see the movie The Fearless Vampire Killers? Classic camp all the way. Now you take some gay men with a love for musicals and sucking... and you get Dance of the Vampires! I thought they were trying to get this sort of X-Rated trash off of Broadway?
By: Scott
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (4:39pm)
And now's my chance to show the world. Through the Beef Jerky Experiment! "What the hell is the Beef Jerky Experiment", you ask? Well click the damn link and find out!
By: Scott
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (4:17pm)
In that case, how about Eminem's Mustang?
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (9:27am)
Actually, no, but a fake HP book, titled Harry Potter and Leopard walk up to Dragon is selling like hotcakes in Japan - much to the dismay of JK Rowling. Better get on it, lady!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:58am)
If the dark gray on darker gray color scheme around here bugs ya, help yourself to the new cat-lovers theme - that'll brighten up your experience here.
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:16am)
It's Frank Zappa's Rolls! And it's on eBay! Where's my credit card?
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 5th 2002 (1:08am)
Thursday, July 4th
Now why can't we have commercials like this in the States? Censorship sucks balls.
By: Scott
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (2:52pm)
Here's what would happen if the moon crashed into Earth. Sleep well.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:18am)
Check out Headache, and don't lose your head.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:12am)
Recreational drug users in the US are using embalming fluid to get a high - even though it is highly dangerous and can make them violent and psychotic.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:06am)
...and that's Titties And Beer.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:05am)
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