Monday, August 26th
Sunday, August 25th
Sunday again, time to rehash all the religious crap I've stumbled across this week in my quest for postable linkage! Let's go!
Whoo, did that joke stink. Here, have some inspirational links:
Coffee Crazed Nun Game ∑ Plastic Jesus Kills Teen ∑ Screenwritin' Christ
St. Jude's Coloring Book ∑ Christian Chocolate ∑ Get Out Of Hell Free
Sunday, Aug 25th 2002 (12:06am)
Saturday, August 24th
SiSSYFiGHT 2000 is, like, an intense war between a bunch of girls who are all out to ruin each other's popularity and self-esteem. The object is to physically attack and majorly dis your enemies until they are totally mortified beyond belief. You'll never come out on top without making the right friends, so be careful who you're nice to. Because in the end, only the shrewdest will survive with their social status intact!
By: Some Nobody
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (10:15pm)
Friday, August 23rd
Ever thought about being caught with your pants around your ankles when the lord comes a callin'? No more worries friends, it's the Rapture Ready Toilet seat. Every good boy and girl should have one.
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (9:40pm)
The largest trash hauler in Santa Cruz County won't help publicize the state's abandoned-baby law by putting "Don't throw your baby away" stickers on trash bins countywide. "Would you want this (sticker) on your Dumpster in front of your home?" operations manager Mark Arsenault asks.
An annual survey of U.S. teenagers found that marijuana edged out cigarettes and beer as being easier to buy ó 34 percent said itís the easiest of the three, compared with 31 percent for cigarettes and 14 percent for beer.
Thursday, August 22nd
Give your lover the treat of his/her/it's life! Right after they've tossed your salad, they'll insert a toothpick into their mouth, clasp their hands together and shout "That ass is kissin' sweet!". You'll owe it all to the magic minty ass medicine.
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (11:37pm)
The Catholic League, who are apparently trying to make sure that the 1st Ammendmant is abolished, have successfully forced CBS/Viacom to fire the station execs of a radio station in N.Y. because of thier bashing of the Catholic Church. Hey, Donahue. FUCK YOU!
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (11:10am)
I can't decide if my favorite is "Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?" or "I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling" or maybe it's "I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral" or perhaps "I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love". I could go on, but... you can check it out for yourself.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (12:12am)
Wednesday, August 21st
The truth is, I would marry my Teledyne Water Pik Family Oral Irrigator WP-30 if I could. Thatís how much I love it. If I wasnít already married, and if I was an Oral Irrigator, or if the Oral Irrigator was a person, and not married, and if it was a woman, or if I was a woman, and it was a man, I think we would get hitched.
Wednesday, Aug 21st 2002 (12:26am)
Your most productive day of the week?
Nothing! Player's off!
Cloud Atlas (2012)
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