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Tuesday, September 17th
Enron... Worldcom... the SEC... yeah baby, it's got the makings of the best, most colorful, most detailed and most confusing flowchart ever created. Hey, you can get it on a shirt too!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (8:33pm)
Thanks to the US's policy of spraying coca plants in Columbia, the saskra root (which depends on the coca plant for survival) has gone extinct. Big deal you say? Saskra root is an essential ingredient in Coke Classic, and by December all supplies will be depleted - which means that the failed 80's New Coke is replacing Classic - for good.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (8:33am)
And she's pretty keen on dolphins, too, but her computer at work doesn't have sound - so everyone watch this stunning video and then tell her how intensely cool it was.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:16am)
Sorry Snoop - the true dogg style is comin' to town: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is releasing a rap record!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:11am)
This is the official homepage of the exciting cutting edge sport known as Cheese Racing. Here you will find everything you need to know about this deceptively simple, yet addictive and fiercely competitive sport.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:06am)
Maybe you should knock off the garlic.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:02am)
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Monday, September 16th
Once again, columnist Dave Barry makes some very good points, this time about the US Government's War on Tobacco.
By: m0j0
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (1:52pm)
As the founding chairman of the International Network of Children of Holocaust Survivors, Rosensaft asks: What can a Lego concentration camp mean, except that killing is child's play?
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
Carl Sagan, noted astronomer and modern-day philosopher, describes his experiences and opinions of marijuana.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
The mission of Jugglers Against Oppression is to educate St. Cloud State University students and community members about different forms of oppression that exist in our community. Members incorporate into juggling performances their experiences and views on homophobia, racism, sexism, ableism, classism, ageism, gender oppression, biphobia and other forms of discrimination and oppression.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
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Sunday, September 15th
In my quest for entertaining links to post on the site, I come across a lot of religious stuff, which I throw into a pile. Sunday is the day I empty this pile out for the week, and bundle all this Godly goodness up for you into this, the Weekly Inspirational Post. Read on and be enlightened!

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"

The man answers, "Yes, I do"

"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"

The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."

The devil says, "Good, you'll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."

"You'll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"

"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."

"Great then. You'll love Wednesdays."

The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love Wednesdays."

"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"

"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"

The devil looks at him, and says, "Oh man, you're gonna HATE Thursdays."

Wow, what a terrible joke. Have some linkage for inspiration instead:
Let The Dead Bury The Dead Jesus Had Short Hair Rapture Ready
Jesus H. Christ Pope Chart Virgin Mary Tree
Vatican Time Machine God Is PHAT Weeping Jesus 9/11 Mousepad
By: Dave
Sunday, Sep 15th 2002 (12:01am)
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Saturday, September 14th
YEARS AGO WHEN PULP FICTION WAS ALL THE RAGE, A CERTAIN SOMEBODY WHO IS WELL KNOWN AND WELL CONNECTED GAVE ME COPIES OF THIS SERIES OF DRAWINGS OF THE SIMPSONS CAST ACTING OUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
By: Scott
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (11:42am)
Nearly 300 baby pictures decorate Scalini's old-fashioned Italian restaurant in Cobb County. All the babies have one thing in common: They were born after their mothers ate the restaurant's eggplant parmigiana, a $9.95 hot boat of breaded eggplant smothered in cheese and thick marinara sauce, "guaranteed" to induce labor.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:15am)
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and share how you intend to masturbate for peace.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:06am)
Who knew that you could find such talent in a Burger King?
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:01am)
Friday, September 13th
Hey ladies...getting bored with your fellow's equipment? Want to add a little spice to your bedroom activities? Do you at least want a giggle at your significant other's expense?

Check out Heartless' Holey Haven of Stupid Penis Tricks to give you hours of endless amusement!

My guess is that FireAngel will find the Elepenis most amusing...:-)
By: m0j0
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (10:19pm)
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and job up this picture!



Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (1:40pm)
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It always amazes me when I hear these sound board phone calls and the people don't recognize the voices, or argue with someone who keeps repeating the same things over and over again. That being said, this is one damn good soundboard.
By: Scott
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:15am)
The already insanely bizarre art form of Animutation just stepped it up yet another notch with the ultra-groove masterpiece EARTH VS. FUNK! Get out your boogie shoes for this one!
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:15am)
The first Viennese Vegetable Orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments, although where necessary, additional kitchen utensils such as knives or mixers are employed. After the performance, the instruments are subsequently made into a soup so that the audience can then enjoy them a second time.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:15am)
Apparantly, the quest for massive schlongage isn't just limited to Johnny Punchclock - eggheaded scientists are also pursuing 'male enhancement' with considerable vigor, and are now growing penises in test tubes!
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:01am)
Is Friday the 13th bad for your health? It may be if you try to pronounce the term for fearing this unlucky day. Say it with me now, Paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia. Wow, with a name that big, Friday the 13th has to be an odd occurence, right? Wrong. The 13th day of a month is more likely to be a Friday than any other day.

But screw all this technical crap, it's Friday the 13th, you want to be scared! Now I ask you, what is scarier than a Phantom Ghost Dog?
By: Scott
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:01am)
Thursday, September 12th
The International Association of People Who Dine Over the Kitchen Sink: No dress code, reservations, tipping, annoying table conversation; no "soup or salad" decision (have both if you like), no trying to catch the waiter's eye, no deciding whether to use the everyday dishes or the good stuff, no having to endure the waitress calling you "Hon" or "Dearie."
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Sep 12th 2002 (12:56pm)
A man who publicly confronted astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin over whether he actually went to the moon said that the Apollo 11 hero almost sent him into space with a punch to the jaw.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Sep 12th 2002 (12:16am)
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