Friday, April 26th
Lisa Lopes, better known as 'Left Eye' from TLC and 'that chick who burned down Andre Rison's house', has died in a car crash. If only she had an airbag taped to her glasses instead of a rubber, huh?
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (8:18am)
If anyone can figure out what the hell this crap is all about.... let me know.
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:49am)
"We thought about something like 'Here you can sneer at the plastic Yankee culture,' or 'Try our fries - we know they aren't really French,' but we wanted to capture both the unique American character of our company and pass on our sentiments to the French people, who are mostly snobby, cheese-eating surrender monkeys," said McDonalds VP of European Markets Dale Jeffords.
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:40am)
Wednesday, April 24th
This is the one and only Moto-Penis (AKA DilDozer).
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (11:44pm)
You better be REAL CAREFUL in the restroom for now on... you can slip on your own shit and die!
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (8:54am)
Want to be single again? Divorce too painful? Too poor to afford a hit man? Give your wife a plane ticket and never see her again!
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (8:52am)
Be careful everyone - you can go to jail if you attack a cop with your pussy!
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (8:49am)
Tuesday, April 23rd
Golf usually doesn't affect me like this, but for some reason, I get a boner when I look at this picture.
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (11:33pm)
Linda Lovelace may be gone, but the one movie that everyone remembers her from lives on... in ASCII that is!
Tuesday, Apr 23rd 2002 (6:23pm)
Monday, April 22nd
What, you need to hear it twice?? LITE BRITE!!!
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (11:44pm)
The latest quiz to hit the streets: What High School Stereotype Are You? Due to a lack of options, I ended up being classified as 'Goth' - you'd have to know me to know how ridiculously off that is. I was actually a leftist pothead surfer-wannabe. Goth, indeed! PSHAW!
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (11:36pm)
Don't you know that 2/3 of the world SQUAT while they take a dump? Here's the product to help you out.
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (7:09pm)
When you need a touch of elegance with your candle-lit tuna mac dinner, reach for the Wal-Mart wine.
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (1:20am)
Poontos! The pussy mint!
Monday, Apr 22nd 2002 (1:18am)
Sunday, April 21st
Tired of berating yourself? Get abuse from the pro... it's the FULL METAL JACKET soundboard. Sgt. Hartman is waiting for you...
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (2:36pm)
Here's my sunday submission: Betty is a better christian than you. Really! And she has her own website to prove it.
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (12:55pm)
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