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Friday, June 28th
RIP: John Entwistle, the soft-spoken and wildly talented bassist of The Who died of a heart attack in Vegas yesterday. He was 57.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 28th 2002 (12:07am)
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Thursday, June 27th
For those of you who sometimes feel the need for a good game of Russian Roulette. *snicker*
By: brooke
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (7:34am)
I'd say it was because of his large stones but that's definately not it. This guy wins the lookalike and actalike contest!
By: Scott
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:31am)
Play a quick game of hockey with Bill Gates' head!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:31am)
Remember that weird-ass picture on the cover of Les Claypool's Sausage cd? That was the work of R.S. Connett, a disturbingly.. um.. disturbed artist. Grab some new wallpaper for the kids' desktop!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:31am)
A creamatorium burned down in Colorado, destroying everything except the body in the oven.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:31am)
Amazing! Answer this simple quiz and your wish will come true!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:31am)
If you love Britney's outsides, wait till you see her insides!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 27th 2002 (12:02am)
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Wednesday, June 26th
Sure, I have fun knocking out my crappy little soundboards, but I also really appreciate everyone else's - take, for example, this excellent Ozzy soundboard!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (5:29am)
You're a Gobstopper and it's your job to eat the Bottle Caps to find the Wonka letters to clear the way. Along the way the Shocktarts will help you against the evil Wangdoodles, while the Runts aid your score. Sound like some evil dream? Well it is, and you can do play it now!

Thanks to Hellvis!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (5:09am)
I'm referring, of course, to the International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dyslexic Newborn Gerbils. This organization, now in its fifth year of existence, is devoted to the plight of the helpless infant gerbils that come into this harsh world unable to learn, write, or even communicate with their families.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:27am)
Oreo has perverted Willy Wonka. Has she no shame?
No, she does not.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:25am)
Everyone instantly thinks 'oh no, computer virus BAD!' and well, yeah, most of them are - but here are a few harmless ones that are just fun pranks to play on your co-workers. Note to Fordo: Don't even try it, I've seen these already.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:25am)
...and quite frankly, so do most other Elf Chicks. I dunno why, it's obviously not the ears, otherwise Vulcan chicks would ring my bell too.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:06am)
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Tuesday, June 25th
Now, I donít know nuthiní about explosives or fissionable materials, so I canít tell you if Jose Padilla did anything wrong or not. But I do know that when I was in college, we called homemade burritos "dirty bombs", and if you were bold enough to eat one, this was the likely result.
By: goofyfish
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (7:10am)
Okay, admit it - seeing some rich dude's fancy BMW get smashed beyond recognition makes you feel pretty good, doesn't it? I mean, as long as no one was hurt.

Something tells me I'll never own a car expensive enough to be considered for this hall of shame.
By: goofyfish
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (5:41am)
Are you a meat lover? Dress to the nines from your meat hat down to your pork chop shoes and proclaim your beefy desires from the rooftops!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:28am)
Relive the glory days of an era gone past where there were fewer lawyers than cockroaches, and the best games were insanely dangerous: Build your own lawn darts!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:28am)
...and probably by me.. But there ain't nothing like Used Pantys Online. Used Pantys Online consists of people like yourself who enjoy the pleasurable stimulating scent of a beautiful womans sexuality. This site is run by the girls involved with the site.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
I don't care what they ride, if you can't tell they are gay, then you deserve to get fucked in your ass. A Biker named Wuzzle. Yeah, he's straight!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
I am officially a Britney Spears fan. Not to mention a Saran Wrap Enthusiast!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those spiders doing?" she asked

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked

"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden."
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
When I was about 6 years old I had to go to a birthday party and needless to say there was going to be a clown there to entertain and take pictures with us. Before this I never had any fear of clowns and in fact I thought they were neat. So when it was my turn to get my picture taken with him I jumped into his lap and was all smiles, until, he turned to me and said in a deep quiet whisper " I like you a lot, you smell good"..

As if clowns stinking was not enough, now they're smelling you! Check out these clown stories, and feel the fear!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
Monday, June 24th
"While you are sitting on the toilet, simply remove it by gently pinching the base of the cup..." Color me old fashioned, but do we REALLY need a vaginal shot glass?
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 24th 2002 (7:50am)
And here I was, thinking that a brown dwarf was a "failed star" that did not have enough mass to shine by nuclear fusion. I want my college tuition back.
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 24th 2002 (7:30am)
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