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Monday, August 12th
There's no doubt about it, penguins are going to take over the world! In a few years the reinforcements from space will arive and conquer the earth.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 12th 2002 (12:23am)
Just another typical Monday for Darth Vader.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 12th 2002 (12:23am)
Virtual Smoke Break - Not quite as fulfilling as dashing outside for a nail, but a lot more convenient.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 12th 2002 (12:23am)
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Sunday, August 11th
Sundays have once again become deeply spiritual for me - meaning, of course, that pre-season football has started. At last, some purpose for my weekends! Ok, well, besides finding all this religious stuff online!

A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really badly. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,

"Would you mind sitting in for me while I piss?"

The man being a pleasant soul said sure no problem. So the priest showed the man a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. So the man was pretty secure that he had things under control.

The man was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Marys, Rosaries and everything was going good.

Then a lady came in said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."

So the man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn't find a penance.

So he asked an Altar Boy, "Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"

To which the kid replied, "He usually gives us two candy bars and a soda pop."

Oh lordy, that was terrible. Seems like the jokes keep getting worse around here, but the holy linkage just gets better and better:
Christian Pick-up Lines Saint Flanders Jewish Thing
Father Tucker Do Unto Others Resurrection Doubtful
Chosen People Heavenly Images Fairway To Heaven
By: Dave
Sunday, Aug 11th 2002 (12:40am)
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Saturday, August 10th
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and job up this picture!



Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (2:45pm)
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And now he can be yours!! That Raimi has got some wacky ideas for Spiderman 2.
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:05pm)
Intrepid interviewer Nardwuar gives Gene Simmons the treatment in this bizarre interview featuring, among other things, Thor bending an iron beam in his teeth.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (3:49am)
Yes, I said rubber boots!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (2:08am)
Meet Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian dancer who was jailed for 10 years for the heinous offense of dancing with women. As compelling as the story is, even more interesting is that getup he's wearing. Just imagine what his shoes must look like!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:59am)
Kick off your loafers, lean back, and get lost in some unsolicited emails.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:53am)
Steve Erwins got some shoes and some Koala's stuck in trees, can ya help him? CRIKEY!!
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:21am)
And so does Huey Lewis. No big surprise there, eh?
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:15am)
This page is freakin psychic!! No, really!
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:08am)
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Friday, August 9th
Nothing says 'high society' like classy hors d'oveurs, so break out the pearls and your finest silver and serve up some Party Pigs!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 9th 2002 (8:06am)
Batman ain't no Fortunate Son!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 9th 2002 (12:58am)
Thursday, August 8th
The strangest of coincidences happened on Tuesday when tiny actor Josh Ryan Evans(Ally McBeal, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and Passions) died of Heart Failure. To make this and odd occurrence, not only did he die, but the character that he portrayed on the soap opera Passions died the same day. The exact same way.
Why can't things like that happen to Freddie Prinze Jr.?
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
I absolutely love T-Shirt Hell. And if I were you I'd buy a shirt from them after clicking that link. BUT if for some reason you can't find the right shirt for you there. May I suggest you buy this shirt right here? Or one of the many other fabtastic selections they have.
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
And here is a little something to help us celebrate! Gonads and Strife, Gonads and Strife, Gonads and Strife..WEEEEEEEEEE
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Ya just can't beat a game that involves Cliff-Diving Monkeys!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
The convergence of toys and smut was inevitible. Have some softcore Lego porn!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Ironing is for wimps. Now, extreme ironing, there's a manly endeavor.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:02am)
Wednesday, August 7th
As Charlie stares longingly at Wonka's phallic-shaped factory, a passer-by tells him "Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever comes out!". Nobody ever did come out on those days, and Charlie presumably sees the golden ticket as his one chance to break out the pink spandex.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (8:46am)
Words fail me. Birds N Bees.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:18am)
A woman is shocked to see her dead grandson in a casket. The thing is, it wasn't his funeral. Or it wasn't supposed to be. That's fucked up.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:11am)
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