Sunday, July 28th
Football season is comin', but until that glorious first kickoff of the pre-season, I have nothing better to do with my Sundays than rehash all the religious crap I've wandered across in the past week. Hunker down, because here it comes!
Pat Buchanan, Mao Tse-Tung, and Bill Gates were called to the carpet by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. God told them that there was nothing they could do to alter his decision, but they would be allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.Wow, that joke really stunk. Oh Well. Redeem thyself for the remainder of thy day with thy sacred linkage:
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rabbis ∑ Christian Hackers ∑ Wall Street Heathens
Jesuits kidnap Uncle Sam ∑ Mormon Underwear ∑ Prayer Panties
David Hasslehoff Is The Antichrist ∑ GLAD Magazine
Sunday, Jul 28th 2002 (12:28am)
Saturday, July 27th
Just the other day I was saying to a friend, "wouldn't it be great if there was a huge collection of those cheesy old Atari commercials someplace where you could download them all for free?" The coincidence simply boggles the mind.
Saturday, Jul 27th 2002 (12:41am)
Just because Project TIPS got shot down recently doesn't mean it's not a threat anymore - things like this don't just disappear, it'll be back with minor revisions. Good thing to know that there are projects out there like TIPSTIPS, where you can report people who you think are reporting you. In this day and age, who'da thunk we'd still be running around pointing fingers and yelling 'NARK'?
Saturday, Jul 27th 2002 (12:32am)
Friday, July 26th
YO TROOPERS PEEP THIS, KNOCKIN' BOOTS IS STOOPID FRESH. BUT ON THE SERIOUS TIP, YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF. BOYZ DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOUR JIM HAT (JIMMY CAP, SHOWER CAP, RAIN COAT). GIRLZ, MAKE A POSITIVE MOVE. FROM THE GIT GO KNOW THE WAYS TO PROTECT YOURSELF. YOU CAN ALWAYS SAY NO. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, ASK YOUR TEACHER, PARENT OR COUNSELOR. THAT'S THE STRAIGHT UP TRUTH, BELIEVE DAT. IN YOUR FACE.
Ice cream + street advice + goofy whiteboy ebonics = Posse Pops.
Friday, Jul 26th 2002 (7:27am)
Thursday, July 25th
Wednesday, July 24th
Conan O'Brien will be hosting this years Emmy Awards. If they don't have Triumph doing the preshow interviews they should all be shot!
Wednesday, Jul 24th 2002 (12:16am)
Your most productive day of the week?
Nothing! Player's off!
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