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Friday, May 10th
Hooray for Hollowood! It's here again. Get to clickin' here for the raunchiest, filthiest, dirtiest, naughtiest, xxxiest, porniest, britney spearsiest, boobsiest, column ever! Google loves me.
By: Scott
Friday, May 10th 2002 (2:37pm)
With my new job, I'm literally up to my ASS in Flash, but that doesn't change my appreciation for it as an avant-garde artform. With that in mind, shoot some heroin under your toenail or put some LSD in your eye, and sit back for Flashback - you should start to peak just as it begins getting really weird.
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:18am)
ARRRRR! Pirate attacks soar worldwide! Batten down the hatches, ye scurvy dogs!
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:13am)
In the wake of the September 11 attacks, everyone is hyper-sensitive about anything referring back to that fateful day - so it has been proposed that the emergency phone number be changed from 911 to 'PUPPIES'.
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:13am)
A local television reporter was rescued by divers when she was unable to escape from a submerged car while filming a news segment on how to get out of dangerous situations.
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:02am)
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Thursday, May 9th
...but apart from that, this is the best rendition of the Meow Mix jingle I have ever heard. Heads up, my new working compatriots, I'll be singing this around the office all day tomorrow.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:31am)
Outlawed by foolhardy stuffed-shirt states, now thanks to the internet you can once again enjoy the thrill of midget tossing!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:14am)
In another astonishing example of your tax dollars working to uncover the hidden mysteries of the world, a Rochester School of Medicine study has determined that body piercing is linked to risky behavior in teens. GASP!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:14am)
EnemaBag.com - your integrity based source for enema supplies and information!
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:14am)
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Wednesday, May 8th
Willy Wonka has inspired people to do some weird things. But this one takes the cake... and morphs it into a woman with 6 tits.
By: Scott
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (10:28am)
Sorry, veggies and vegans, if you're doing your thing because you feel it's inhumane to butcher animals for sustenance, you'd better brace yourself - scientists at the University of Bonn have discovered that plants do indeed cry when they are cut. Looks like everything suffers at the hands of man. So, how ya want that steak?
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
Yes, the Mr. T VS. series is still going strong - and this time, he's not putting up with any jibbajabba from The Young Ones! OH SHUT UP RICK!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
The boys over at Stinkfactor, famous for their experiments in cinnamon and horseradish consumption, have struck again - this time, the subject is Tabasco chugging. Admirable, but I could do this one with my hands tied behind my back - and I have witnesses that can testify to it!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
Here's a guy who dresses his wanktoob in little clothes and takes pictures of it. It boggles the mind.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 8th 2002 (12:18am)
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Tuesday, May 7th
You know you find bald people sexy. Admit it. You want them... you envy them... you want to be one of them
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:40pm)
When I lived in an apartment, it was my sworn duty to screw with my roommates head at every opportunity. Evil!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:37pm)
This is probably the coolest birthday cake I have ever seen in my X years of being alive... for me to POOP on!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:32pm)
And I thought my hands were pretty fast in high school... these kids should consider a career as underage bartenders.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:25pm)
If you plan on attending a future Mardi Gras, try not to be photographed shirtless next to a drag queen and some chiseled guys in biker shorts.
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (2:22pm)
Oh, the fun you can have with a phone! Here is a highly entertaining and informative phone call to the jail about conjugal visits.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:12am)
Game time! Grab a bowie knife and a flat surface and play some Five Finger Fillet! It's stabberiffic!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:08am)
There are millions of sites on this interweb thingy, and the Davelog ranks as the 1,640,241th most popular site, according to Alexa, an Amazon-ian web ranking service. Man, we've come a long way from 1,726,418th!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:03am)
Monday, May 6th
When visiting Japan, don't be a clueless gaijin and forget to bring a bucket to the shower. And whatever you do don't use the fart hole bucket.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:58pm)
Yeah lady, like none of us have ever farted while talking on the phone for Christ's sake. Sheesh.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:53pm)
Ya know, I'm surfing the web... minding my own business... answer a quiz... and find out that I've had the wrong hair color my whole life! Or at least Morbidgirl thinks so.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:48pm)
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