Saturday, July 13th
In a time where complaints about violent video games turning kids into cold blooded killers is the flavor of the month, it seems odd that a toy could have been made in 1971 that prompted such outrage that it makes Quake and their ilk pale in comparison.
Saturday, Jul 13th 2002 (12:09am)
Friday, July 12th
And the Lord said, "let there be gassy food".
And there was gassy food (Taco Bell).
And the Lord said, "go forth and tell the sheep of the land of this gassy food".
And they went forth.
And the Lord said, "make sure they get the point."
And so they did.
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (11:50pm)
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin.
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (11:46pm)
No kidding - the Time Travel Fund will bank your membership, and thanks to compound interest rates, when the technology is available the fund wil pay big bucks to bring you back to the future - and you should have PLENTY left over for living expenses. After all, 1 dollar at 5% interest over 500 years comes out to, oh, about 40 billion dollars.
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:45am)
After all, they don't even let the intensely strict anti-drug laws slow them down - they'll pack their noses with cow shit and styrofoam just to cop a buzz. Those nutty Maylaysians!
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:02am)
Thursday, July 11th
Plastic bags designed for committing suicide are to be manufactured in Brisbane and given away to Australians, euthanasia campaigner Philip Nitschke said on Tuesday. To avoid prosecution, Exit Australia will distribute the bags without instructions on their use.
Remember Brodie and TC's conversation in Mallrats where Brodie was talking about Lois Lane's inability to withstand sex with Superman, and how his super-load would no doubt blow out of her back like a shotgun? Well, I knew I'd heard that someplace before, when I was a kid I had read it in a short piece of prose called Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex by Larry Niven. Thanks to this interweb thingy, here it is in its' entirety.
Wednesday, July 10th
Of course, now that I work in an office where literally EVERYONE is rabid about golfing, I figured it'd do my career good to at least pick up a few golf tips - so now I know all the little tricks, like:
Nothing! Player's off!
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