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Thursday, June 6th
I remember the commercial like it was yesterday.. that clever jingle..

Honey Roasted with a million legs, HEY!
They're cooked real good so they won't lay eggs, HEY!
They're kinda nasty but they're good on bread,
Don't be afraid we're pretty sure they're dead,
The kids will cry and scream "Mommy, yer a killer!"
But they'll love the nutty taste of Roasted Caterpillar!!


BUY SOME TODAY!
By: Scott
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:04am)
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Wednesday, June 5th
Is your homepage starting to look a little, uh, bulgy around the middle? Is it craving bizarre food and tossing 404 errors every morning? It might be PREGNIT!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:26am)
[holding envelope to head] "SIS BOOM BAH."
[tearing open envelope and reading contents] "Make the sound of an exploding sheep."

What? You don't remember Karnak? GET OFF MY LAWN YOU GODDAMN KIDS!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop! AAAAAAAH!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
Those PeTA dipsticks have really done it this time - they are in danger of losing their tax-exempt status because they gave money to the North American Earth Liberation Front, a group the FBI lists as "terrorist". Maybe the feds will do us all a favor and just shut the fuckers down.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:01am)
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Tuesday, June 4th
Fuck health food! Deep-Fried Twinkies! Yummy!!!!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:35am)
There's A Rainbow In Every Teardrop. Shit like this just fills me with warm fuzzies!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:16am)
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Cookies are great, but not as great as cookies from a dog's ass!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Just when you think KISS can't possibly slap their name on anything else, here come the KISS Kondoms! They're "tongue lubricated"! It's just a matter of time before we see KISS tampons!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
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Monday, June 3rd
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By: Madkow
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (3:22pm)
I tell ya, I just can't get enough of that Pillsbury Dough Boy!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Turns out the man who REALLY shot John Lennon was none other than Stephen King, with some help from Reagan and Nixon. Of course! It all makes so much sense now!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Think about it - is there ANY situation in your day-to-day life that wouldn't be improved with a porn-music soundtrack? Of course not, and now you can have it streamed to you (har har) via the internet, thanks to Fluffertrax!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
For every 10,000 humps, my dog will hump something else in my home because he is bored. Who knows what he will hump next? The broom? The photo album? He is a humping like dog!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Do you feel like shooting her? Repeatedly? While screaming at the top of your lungs something about die bloody arab die!!?

Then boy oh boy do I have the website for you!
By: Scott
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Sunday, June 2nd
This guy is my hero. He almost gets sued by UPS for using their logo on his website. In his legal response to the attorney, he asks for a T-shirt and... well... you have to read it yourself.
By: chimpy
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (10:28pm)
Over the past few weeks, the traditional Sunday religion post has been degenerating into a festival of offensiveness - and I have no problem with that. Let's continue down that spiral with hearty gusto!

One winter day, a man walked outside after a church service. He was startled when he saw two altar boys lying face down, pants around their ankles, with their penises in the snow.

The man exclaimed, "What on earth are you two doing?!"

One altar boy looked up at the man and said, "Father Bietighofer always likes to down a couple cold ones after Mass."

Delightful, yes? Let's get on with the links - there's a lot of them this week!

Stripper For God | Rod Of Correction | Jewish Space Dilemma | Peanut Jesus
Church Of Mary | Battleground God | Fire Bible | Holy Shit
Cremation is NOT Christian | God Saves The Titanic
By: Dave
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (12:05am)
Saturday, June 1st
Here's a sneak peek at Spidey's costume for the impending sequel!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:29am)
Dig the Grateful Dead? Need to find stuff in the dark? Got a thousand bucks? Here ya go.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:26am)
Meet Breadlegs' Cat. I don't know what to make of it either.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:20am)
The problem with crack is that is keeps you up all night, making it harder to maintain a normal lifestyle with work, school, banking, all kinds of daytime stuff, because you're always catching up on sleep during the daylight hours. Well, say hello to "Crack P.M.", a new cocaine product with a sleep additive that lets addicts get high but still enjoy the health benefits of a full night's rest.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:03am)
If you're not familiar with 'slash fiction', it's dirty stories about famous characters - originally Kirk/Spock (hence the term 'slash') gay romances, that kind of thing. The genre encompasses a wide variety of characters, but even this is a stretch: Garfield in Lasagna Pookie.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:02am)
Friday, May 31st
This week I go one on one with the suave one... Ben Affleck! Plus get all the latest news and gossip in Hollowood that you missed! Get to clickin', yer momma does!
By: Scott
Friday, May 31st 2002 (4:48pm)
Now THIS is what I call a album review!
By: Dave
Friday, May 31st 2002 (12:32am)
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