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Tuesday, May 7th
This is probably the coolest birthday cake I have ever seen in my X years of being alive... for me to POOP on!
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:32pm)
And I thought my hands were pretty fast in high school... these kids should consider a career as underage bartenders.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (10:25pm)
If you plan on attending a future Mardi Gras, try not to be photographed shirtless next to a drag queen and some chiseled guys in biker shorts.
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (2:22pm)
Oh, the fun you can have with a phone! Here is a highly entertaining and informative phone call to the jail about conjugal visits.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:12am)
Game time! Grab a bowie knife and a flat surface and play some Five Finger Fillet! It's stabberiffic!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:08am)
There are millions of sites on this interweb thingy, and the Davelog ranks as the 1,640,241th most popular site, according to Alexa, an Amazon-ian web ranking service. Man, we've come a long way from 1,726,418th!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (12:03am)
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Monday, May 6th
When visiting Japan, don't be a clueless gaijin and forget to bring a bucket to the shower. And whatever you do don't use the fart hole bucket.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:58pm)
Yeah lady, like none of us have ever farted while talking on the phone for Christ's sake. Sheesh.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:53pm)
Ya know, I'm surfing the web... minding my own business... answer a quiz... and find out that I've had the wrong hair color my whole life! Or at least Morbidgirl thinks so.
By: chimpy
Monday, May 6th 2002 (10:48pm)
I would have guessed scrambled. Oh well, what kind of egg are you?
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:22am)
This site can help you regain those lost treasures.
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
It's really bad quality, but turn the brightness up slightly and you can see enough. Yoda is a bad ass!
By: Scott
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
A definitive causal relationship exists between drug and alcohol use and teen sex, the Center For Figuring Out Really Obvious Things reported Monday.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Now THIS is my kinda game - feed the pig until it explodes, but if you feed him the wrong stuff, he'll blow piggie chunks!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
I can never get enough performance art - the more bizarre, the better. Take, for example, the one-armed artist who nailed his one arm to a wall. Deep!
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
Should FUCK still even be considered a dirty word? With the way it's permeated casual conversation, one has to wonder.
By: Dave
Monday, May 6th 2002 (12:18am)
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Sunday, May 5th
¡Domingo feliz, churchgoers! ¡Vamos conseguirlo encendido con los holies!
Party With Satan - Holywood Squares - Get Away Satan - Jesus Chronicles - Bible Quiz - Hollywood Jesus
By: Dave
Sunday, May 5th 2002 (12:09am)
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Saturday, May 4th
Experts predicted that Spider-Man The Movie would take in approximately $70 million this weekend. Falling $20 million short of Harry Potter's $90 million opening weekend record. Well guess what? They were WRONG! Spider-Man pulled in an AMAZING $41.4 million (approx) on Friday alone - meaning it will end up with somewhere around $115 million dollars for its total opening weekend, officially making Harry Potter his bitch.
By: Scott
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (1:21pm)
Who says Alzheimer's can't be fun? Play Old Ronny Reagan's Memory Game and feel the sensation of Executive senility!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:54am)
Just got back from watchin Spider-Man with Sunny and my limey pal Ed. It was a great evening, lots of laffs and a great movie - the only blemish on the night was toolin around town in Ed's new Honda - it was nice, mind you, but it just didn't have that Honda Power!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:42am)
An undercover cop, dressed as clown to catch prostitutes, is going to be featured on COPS tonight. I wonder if it's hard to do a foot pursuit with those big shoes on? We'll see!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:20am)
...but it IS one great big stinky flower! I wonder if it eats dentists?
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Friday, May 3rd
It's about time this petition has been put out there. I would have done it... but I broke my wrist. Yeah. Get on over there and sign the P.R.O.U.D. Petition!
By: Scott
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (2:20pm)
Lords of the Ring is dead. Long live Hollowood! Hollowood is a weekly column about the world of entertainment. News, reviews, interviews, and more! All with a bias not found anywhere! Mmmmmmmmm bias!
By: Scott
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (10:20am)
Sure, you've seen that Microsoft wackjob Steve Ballmer doing his little developers dance, and you've seen the Domo-kun. However, have you seen what happens when you combine the two?
By: Dave
Friday, May 3rd 2002 (12:16am)
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