Monday, July 15th 2002
Sunday, July 14th 2002
It's that time of the week again - time to get on your knees or bend over a table or whatever... Sunday is upon us. Let's do it!
Yes, I know, weak joke and picture this week, but I'm a busy guy. We have an assload of holy links, so let's go:
Spittin' Jesus | Jesus Continuum | Jesus Balloon
Bible According to Cheese | God Doesn't Give a Shit About NASCAR
2002 Jesus Values Excellence Awards
Sunday, Jul 14th 2002 (1:06am)
Saturday, July 13th 2002
In a time where complaints about violent video games turning kids into cold blooded killers is the flavor of the month, it seems odd that a toy could have been made in 1971 that prompted such outrage that it makes Quake and their ilk pale in comparison.
Saturday, Jul 13th 2002 (12:09am)
Friday, July 12th 2002
And the Lord said, "let there be gassy food".
And there was gassy food (Taco Bell).
And the Lord said, "go forth and tell the sheep of the land of this gassy food".
And they went forth.
And the Lord said, "make sure they get the point."
And so they did.
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (11:50pm)
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin.
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (11:46pm)
No kidding - the Time Travel Fund will bank your membership, and thanks to compound interest rates, when the technology is available the fund wil pay big bucks to bring you back to the future - and you should have PLENTY left over for living expenses. After all, 1 dollar at 5% interest over 500 years comes out to, oh, about 40 billion dollars.
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:45am)
After all, they don't even let the intensely strict anti-drug laws slow them down - they'll pack their noses with cow shit and styrofoam just to cop a buzz. Those nutty Maylaysians!
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:02am)
Thursday, July 11th 2002
Plastic bags designed for committing suicide are to be manufactured in Brisbane and given away to Australians, euthanasia campaigner Philip Nitschke said on Tuesday. To avoid prosecution, Exit Australia will distribute the bags without instructions on their use.
Thursday, Jul 11th 2002 (12:15am)
Nothing! Player's off!
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