NEW USER
    

Friday, June 7th
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Thursday, June 6th
Meet Maukie, the cutest kitty to sit on your desktop today.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:16am)
We want to prove that every country in the world has at least one live chicken in it. So far we have photographic evidence from people we trust in 9 countries. Click on the chicken if you don't believe us!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
PETCA operates under the simple principle that: "Animals are ours to do any damn thing we want to with, including eating them or dressing them in funny suits for our personal amusement. If animals donít like it, let them fucking vote against it."
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
Check it out, with the South Park Studio you can make your own SP characters, or, if you're as self-centered as I am, you can make one of yourself! Click on 'Read More' to see me in my full-on South Park glory.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:06am)
(more)   [Comments: 1]
I remember the commercial like it was yesterday.. that clever jingle..

Honey Roasted with a million legs, HEY!
They're cooked real good so they won't lay eggs, HEY!
They're kinda nasty but they're good on bread,
Don't be afraid we're pretty sure they're dead,
The kids will cry and scream "Mommy, yer a killer!"
But they'll love the nutty taste of Roasted Caterpillar!!


BUY SOME TODAY!
By: Scott
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:04am)
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Wednesday, June 5th
Is your homepage starting to look a little, uh, bulgy around the middle? Is it craving bizarre food and tossing 404 errors every morning? It might be PREGNIT!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:26am)
[holding envelope to head] "SIS BOOM BAH."
[tearing open envelope and reading contents] "Make the sound of an exploding sheep."

What? You don't remember Karnak? GET OFF MY LAWN YOU GODDAMN KIDS!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop! AAAAAAAH!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
Those PeTA dipsticks have really done it this time - they are in danger of losing their tax-exempt status because they gave money to the North American Earth Liberation Front, a group the FBI lists as "terrorist". Maybe the feds will do us all a favor and just shut the fuckers down.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:01am)
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
Tuesday, June 4th
Fuck health food! Deep-Fried Twinkies! Yummy!!!!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:35am)
There's A Rainbow In Every Teardrop. Shit like this just fills me with warm fuzzies!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:16am)
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Cookies are great, but not as great as cookies from a dog's ass!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Just when you think KISS can't possibly slap their name on anything else, here come the KISS Kondoms! They're "tongue lubricated"! It's just a matter of time before we see KISS tampons!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Monday, June 3rd
Your premier provider of ADULT CLOWN SERVICES.
By: Madkow
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (3:22pm)
I tell ya, I just can't get enough of that Pillsbury Dough Boy!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Turns out the man who REALLY shot John Lennon was none other than Stephen King, with some help from Reagan and Nixon. Of course! It all makes so much sense now!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Think about it - is there ANY situation in your day-to-day life that wouldn't be improved with a porn-music soundtrack? Of course not, and now you can have it streamed to you (har har) via the internet, thanks to Fluffertrax!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
For every 10,000 humps, my dog will hump something else in my home because he is bored. Who knows what he will hump next? The broom? The photo album? He is a humping like dog!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Do you feel like shooting her? Repeatedly? While screaming at the top of your lungs something about die bloody arab die!!?

Then boy oh boy do I have the website for you!
By: Scott
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Sunday, June 2nd
This guy is my hero. He almost gets sued by UPS for using their logo on his website. In his legal response to the attorney, he asks for a T-shirt and... well... you have to read it yourself.
By: chimpy
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (10:28pm)
Over the past few weeks, the traditional Sunday religion post has been degenerating into a festival of offensiveness - and I have no problem with that. Let's continue down that spiral with hearty gusto!

One winter day, a man walked outside after a church service. He was startled when he saw two altar boys lying face down, pants around their ankles, with their penises in the snow.

The man exclaimed, "What on earth are you two doing?!"

One altar boy looked up at the man and said, "Father Bietighofer always likes to down a couple cold ones after Mass."

Delightful, yes? Let's get on with the links - there's a lot of them this week!

Stripper For God | Rod Of Correction | Jewish Space Dilemma | Peanut Jesus
Church Of Mary | Battleground God | Fire Bible | Holy Shit
Cremation is NOT Christian | God Saves The Titanic
By: Dave
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (12:05am)
Saturday, June 1st
Here's a sneak peek at Spidey's costume for the impending sequel!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:29am)
Dig the Grateful Dead? Need to find stuff in the dark? Got a thousand bucks? Here ya go.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:26am)
Sunday

  • Pistol Patent Day

Feb 25, 2018
Mystery Link
click at your own risk
?????????????????
Survey Says

Best Song About Masturbation


PAST POLLS
fuck ie | v3 ©2018 davelog


This page created by a stack of whining proctologists in 0.32401733398437 seconds