Wednesday, April 17th
Have you ever wanted to talk to Willy Wonka? Well you can't, asshole!! He's a fictional character. But these guys aren't. CALL THEM!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:10am)
21 Jump Street! The show that launched a 1000 careers...and Richard Greico.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:10am)
Tuesday, April 16th
I used to have a phone number that was 1 digit off from the number for a K-Mart store, and I had some fun making up outrageous sales and announcing bizarre store hours to misdialing callers... imagine the fun to be had if your phone number is one off from a tech support line!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (11:15pm)
A commercial photographer was sentenced to 2 years in prison Tuesday for taking pictures of corpses posed with various objects in the county morgue.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (11:00pm)
Before I moved out here to Phoenix, I had never seen a liquor store with a drive-thru window. I remember being greatly amused at the concept. Well, some industrious junkies in Syracuse have just gone one better: a crackhouse with a drive-thru window!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:57am)
Rick and Sue. I'm speechless.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:45am)
A Danish guy blew a fart during butt surgery, which ignited from the electric knife the doctor was using, which in turn set his genitals on fire.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:42am)
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:39am)
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a cover-song-collecting fiend - I love 'em with a passion, and the worse they are, the better. Knowing this, you can imagine my glee when I came across Miserable Melodies, which features more than 100 listenable tunes, lots of which are covers.. like these gems here: Phyllis Diller singing 'Satisfaction' and Barry Williams (Greg Brady) singing 'We Are The Champions'!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (12:12am)
Monday, April 15th
If you're partial to word games like Scrabble and Boggle, watch out for Text Twist... you'll be playing the damn thing for HOURS. Believe me, I know from personal experience.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (2:02pm)
Croquet is the second nanciest game* on the planet... but Extreme Croquet RAWKS BALLZ!

* badminton.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:43pm)
I'm not really strong, I'm not really fast, but I can get some dolphins to kick your ass.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:37pm)
Here's one from the 'sucks-to-be-those-guys' department: Sewage Truck Contents Explode.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:36pm)
Saturday, April 13th
Behold! A forum for the artist, a place where he can be openly ridiculed for his lack of experience.
By: Madkow
Saturday, Apr 13th 2002 (3:23pm)
Friday, March 29th
So I've been working on the new Davelog in my free time (which I have a LOT of, being unemployed and all), and it's getting to the point where I can at least show it off a little. There are still many things to do, but this will be the general feel of the site once it's fully implemented.
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 29th 2002 (11:09pm)
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Thursday, March 28th
Go to right now. They will send you a dollar!*

*Dollar promise will not be kept

By: Scott
Thursday, Mar 28th 2002 (10:59pm)
Hey, remember actor Eric Aude, one of the muscleheads from 'Dude, Where's My Car'? Nope, neither did I. And if you did, you can forget about him now, because he just got popped smuggling 8 lbs of opium out of Pakistan.
By: groat
Thursday, Mar 28th 2002 (10:09pm)
Friday, March 15th
In his palace, Darth Sock makes his evil plans.
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 15th 2002 (12:47am)
Just the thing for your dinner table, a salt and pepper set with an old people fuckin' theme!
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 15th 2002 (12:46am)
Wednesday, March 13th
You don't like muffins? How can you NOT like muffins?
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:50am)
Everyone's a critic - ergo, Britney doused with urine.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:46am)
Oh look, those fucktards at PeTA have a new commercial. They also claim they won't air it because they don't want to offend anyone. Whaaaa? New strategy or yet another ploy for media attention? Knowing PeTA, I've got a Franklin on ploy.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:45am)
Saturday, March 9th
Thursday, March 7th
Wow, ABC's so uptight they've digitally added underwear to a Bond girl. If they can't handle a bare back on a 31 year old movie, how the hell do they justify all the skin shown on Blue and Philly?
By: Dusty
Thursday, Mar 7th 2002 (1:39am)

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