Monday, August 5th 2002
Sunday, August 4th 2002
Happy Sunday, everyone! Thanks to the miracle of pre-programmed articles, the site's being automatically posted to while I'm on a little pilgrimage in the woods... I've been gone all weekend and you didn't even know it! Don't be thinking you can break into my pad and hork my shit, though - we didn't feed the cats before we left, and they have switchblades. Anyway, let us commence with the weekly dredging of the religious side of the web!
Jeez, that was terrible. I'd have come up with a better joke, but I'm too busy sitting barefoot in a tree playing the flute. Have some links to take the sting off that miserable bit of holy humor:
Hindu Sacrifice · Satanic Hamsterdance · Atheist Radio
Robot Of God · Holy Sock Song · Inflatable Jesus
Sunday, Aug 4th 2002 (12:38am)
Saturday, August 3rd 2002
Friday, August 2nd 2002
Psychalking is a method for paranoids to communicate with each other about dangerous mind control hot spots. By leaving special symbols written in chalk on pavements, walls, slow-moving pedestrians, and other objects found around town, a paranoid can warn his or her peers of local mind control dangers and advise on a proper means of protection.
Friday, Aug 2nd 2002 (12:07am)
Thursday, August 1st 2002
TV Guide has compiled a list of the Top 50 Cartoons Of All Time... Kudos for including such obscure classics like Heckle and Jeckle, but I see a LOT missing and a LOT that don't belong in the top 50. Daria? Arthur? Angelica? Gimme a fuckin' break.
Since I switched to an optical trackball, I have a small collection of mousepads buried under the bills and other ignored garbage on my desk. If I could get about 2500 more, I could make a killer couch like this guy did!
Wednesday, July 31st 2002
Earlier this week we reported on the dreaded snakehead fish invasion - if you still need more information about this voracious amphibious killing machine, here's some snakehead facts from the knowledgable folks at the Onion.
Tuesday, July 30th 2002
Now I love Viewaskew stuff, but I usually hate these little fucks who take stuff like Clerks and make their own little tribute movie. They usually suck brown eye. But THIS GEM right here is so damn good I turned all fanboy and shit.
Tuesday, Jul 30th 2002 (12:25am)
Monday, July 29th 2002
We wish to extend a warm welcome to all internet surfers and Modern Moist Towelette Collecting subscribers. The purpose of this newsletter is to unify the fast growing group of Moist Towelette Collectors!
Monday, Jul 29th 2002 (12:19am)
You have lost your belt and you have to be at work in 10 minutes! WHATDOYOUDO?
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