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Wednesday, October 2nd 2002
Set your phaser* on stun, we're being invaded by hot Klingon bitches!

* that's a metaphor, Poindexter
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 2nd 2002 (12:15am)
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Tuesday, October 1st 2002
Why Ben? WHY?!
By: Some Nobody
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (7:35am)
By: m0j0
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (5:23am)
Get your squinties on and take a gander at these ascii hotties!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
It's the Mount Rushmore of glam rock! Creatures-era KISS and Wolfgang Mozart!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
And this motherfucker right here makes me wish I could take out all my rage on him. I want to cut his throat, bleed him into a cup, and drink his blood as he watches me so that it's the last thing he sees before death!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
So as many of you know, and most of you don't care, I run a little website where we do original comic strips. Well I figure since Dave added this Comix Topic I would take the opportunity to highlight other comics your can read online that are worth your time. So here we go...

Get Fuzzy is one of the funniest comic strips I have ever read. If you love cats, or dogs, then you will love this strip. You should definately make it part of your everyday reading. Bucky Katt says read it, or Bucky Katt won't be happy!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
Sharp has come up with a 3D Television that will split images up between your left and right eye the same way 3D glasses do but without the glasses. The implications for the future of Video Games are amazing.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
Flatworms are hermaphroditic - but that's not what's so odd about them. The odd thing is that for flatworms, sex is like war where they viciously stab their wormy dorks into each other in a little dance known as Penis Fencing! Reminds me of camp.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
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Monday, September 30th 2002
Don't let anyone tell ya those English blokes aren't hip; Great Britain's got a brand new bag - windshield art!
By: Hellvis
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (7:16am)
Hello to rap fans, I am ILL Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most favorite thing is rap.
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (7:16am)
Those Japanese people are always dictating what's cool and hip with the youngsters these days, and Afro Ken is the next big thing! It's uncomfirmed but it may speak Afro Languages. And if that's not enough here is the whole line up!
By: Scott
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (1:15am)
Is it just me, or are Gold Bond commercials getting a little too gross?
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:16am)
Do you give a fuck?
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:13am)
If you're sick of not knowing whether it froze last night, get yourself a Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator - when the temp drops below 32, his nuts fall off.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:06am)
I dunno what it says, because it's all in German, but this page shows a guy with the biggest honkin' handlebars you've ever seen.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:06am)
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Sunday, September 29th 2002
Man, that was a fast week. Here we are once again with the Sunday update, where you get all the religious stuff I've dragged up in the past week. Exciting, no?

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"

The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

The rabbi had his turn of interrogation: "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but..."

The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."

The two resumed their reading. It was silent for a while.

Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper with a smile and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

Oh man, that was bad. Here, have a few holy links:

Fasting Tips Christian Sex Advice 666 Soon
Crossdressers For Christ Evolve Fish Secret Mormon Handshakes
Purple Jumping Jesus Christ On A Pogo Stick
By: Dave
Sunday, Sep 29th 2002 (12:37am)
Saturday, September 28th 2002
All is not well on Sesame Street, the introduction of an HIV+ Muppet last week has led to the unthinkable, in the past 24 hours, all Muppets have tested positive for the HIV virus. Puppet police have been called in, and you won't believe who is now facing 48 counts of knowingly spreading the HIV Virus.
By: Chomper
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (10:11am)
An employee at a fast food place was arrested after a customer at the drive-in window received the wrong side order with his chicken dinner some pot.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:17am)
Manuel Wackenheim began his fight in 1995 after the French ban meant he could no longer earn a living being thrown around discotheques and nightclubs by burly men.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:08am)
The New York Giants Rookie Tightend made some comments on the Howard Stern Show that raised the heads of the Gay Sports Association.

Now I don't want to go off on a rant here...
By: Scott
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:08am)
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Here's a fascinating read about Fernand Meyssonnier, a retired Algerian executioner. He knows what it is like to hold a human head.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:02am)
Friday, September 27th 2002
Note to self:

After robbing a bank, don't take a damn limo to get out of town.
By: chimpy
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (11:11pm)
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and job up this picture!



Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (10:46am)
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Hardy stomached men from around the country will scarf sheep's entrails for a chance to be named "haggis king."
By: Hellvis
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (8:34am)
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