Wednesday, September 4th 2002
While Keiko the killer whale frolicked in a western Norwegian fjord Tuesday, a local whale expert warned that Keiko may not survive the winter. If he doesn't detach himself from humans soon, it may be best to destroy him, he said. Nice sentiment, killing the whale 'for his own good', but I suspect the REAL reason they want him dead is because he's fucking up the local salmon industry.
Wednesday, Sep 4th 2002 (12:01am)
Tuesday, September 3rd 2002
Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom - this toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
By: Some Nobody
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (4:10pm)
I've worked with some people who had the worst diets in the world. This food would eventually take it's toll on their digestive track and I'd be subjected to ass gass clouds that would make me tear up like a lost 4-year-old in a mall.
If only I had access to a Fart Filter. Life would have been so much better.
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (1:55pm)
The Salinas Fire Department's administration center caught fire Wednesday night. Firefighters quickly put out the blaze, but not before parts of the building suffered significant smoke damage. The twist? The structure didn't have any sprinkler, alarm or smoke detection systems.
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (12:12am)
For years, Dr. Cunning has been known by many as "The Dentist to the Stars," but it was not until one of the Mega-Stars asked for a sparkling set of golden teeth with diamonds, that he acquired the nickname "Rapper Dentist Daddy".
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (12:06am)
Monday, September 2nd 2002
Forty-nine percent of Americans believe the First Amendment goes too far and is impeding the government's effort in the war against terrorists, according to a new poll by the University of Connecticut's Center for Survey Research and Analysis conducted for the Arlington, VA-based First Amendment Center.
Monday, Sep 2nd 2002 (1:39pm)
Being casketed or creamated may be neat and tidy, but if you truly want to be a part of the 'circle of life' then head on over to Vulture Corpse Inc, where you can be crucified and returned to the ecology via nutrient-rich vulture shit.
Monday, Sep 2nd 2002 (12:07am)
Sunday, September 1st 2002
I mean, oily palms? As a teen, I had oily palms all the time… didn’t you? Anyway, what's a little minor stigmata compared to the majesty of the Milwaukee Jesus Tree?
Sunday, Sep 1st 2002 (12:17am)
Well, here we are with yet another Sunday, and yet another Sunday update. This is all the religious crap I've stumbled across in the past week while hunting down linkage for the site, conveniently stored and packaged for this: The Holy Post.
Oh lordy, that was terrbile. Here, have some links to inspire you throughout the day:
Areaology · Godcore · Extreme Teen Bible
God Squad · Inflatable Church · Pig Latin Bible
Sunday, Sep 1st 2002 (12:17am)
Saturday, August 31st 2002
Friday, August 30th 2002
Whip out your bootleg Photoshop and invent a new brand of cereal!
If you'd like a different blank box, try this one.
Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet. Last time it was a stack of lime-green multi-lingual TRASH stickers. Madkow won it.
Friday, Aug 30th 2002 (10:49am)
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