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Friday, September 27th 2002
Someone put whitewashed refuse on front porches around Kansas City. When moved, they played Elvis Presley's "Return to Sender" from a concealed recorder. The Kansas City Police Department's bomb squad bounced from one neighborhood to the next as six of the suspicious items turned up before sunset.
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (7:38am)
By: Hellvis
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (7:35am)
Dude, Led Zep kicks ass!
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (7:17am)
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (12:25am)
...Women In Waders! Nothing screams 'sexy' like thigh-high boots.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (12:23am)
And I thought the potholes here in Phoenix were bad!
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (12:08am)
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Thursday, September 26th 2002
Hollywood is trying to kill Superman. And it's up to you to save him. So go sign this thing. They want to make Lex Luthor a superhuman alien guy. Christ. Christopher Reeve even signed this one.
By: Scott
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (11:16am)
There's nothing quite like hangin' out on your roof with your buddy, chuggin' some beers and bein' a menace to the neighborhood. But what do ya do when ya gotta... 'releive yourself'? Ya piss it up, that's what!
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (9:21am)
A place in cyberspace where Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be "in and trendy" to enjoy instead the simple, ordinary things of everyday life.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (9:20am)
If you do, then you might want to be careful the next time you're staying in a Marriott Hotel, especially in Knoxville, Tennessee. That black spot on the light fixture might not be an insect...it
might just be a hidden camera!
By: m0j0
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (8:05am)
Finally, the flying car we were promised by the cartoons of yesteryear! And you didn't even have to be diddled by an insane german scientist to get it!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:22am)
Gene Ray, the loon who came up with that whole TimeCube theory of.. well.. everything, appears to have taken a turn to the darker side and called for killing any educator who does not teach Cubicism above cubelessness.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:13am)
Now you can blend anywhere! Introducing the gas-powered TailGator blender! Our old pal Hellvis is gonna need about 3 of these in a week.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:13am)
Insults, insults and more insults. Did we mention insults?
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:02am)
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Wednesday, September 25th 2002
Whew! When we last reported on Jason Mewes, he was missing and feared dead, but new reports are in that he's alive and well. Naganooch!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (8:28am)
Go play Emu Lander, and try not to splat too many emus.
By: m0j0
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (8:15am)
It sounds like a movie plot, but no, it REALLY is a campaign to elect John Cusack for president!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (12:59am)
Well, this guy, who claims that Christoper Reeve is a selfish bastard. I figure now that California has resumed stem-cell research, someone's gonna be due for a Kryptonian beating once Reeve has regrown his spine.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (12:54am)
Chickity-check this dope Flash video for Got Ta Hustle.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Sep 25th 2002 (12:46am)
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Tuesday, September 24th 2002
Give the gift of persistent pork with a membership to the Bacon Of The Month Club!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 24th 2002 (12:11am)
By bidding on & purchasing this item, I the seller, will NOT be held responsible for anything that may or may not occur when bringing these items into your home.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 24th 2002 (12:07am)
Deal with it like James T. Kirk did!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 24th 2002 (12:05am)
Monday, September 23rd 2002
At nearly 12 inches long, these toys give a new meaning to gag gift. Great stocking stuffers!
By: chimpy
Monday, Sep 23rd 2002 (10:17pm)
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