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The lead singer of Drowning Pool, who had the wildly popular song "Bodies", was found dead on his tour bus yesterday. Cause of death is still unknown at this time. He was 30.

Now you too can play 'Jacques Cousteau' whenever you have a few free moments - just hop into your submarine and explore the deeps with reckless abandon!

By implanting testicular tissue, science has now given us mice that produce the sperm of pigs and goats. Naturally, sales of 2-foot elevator shoes for mice have gone through the roof.

This is the Kaiju Big Battel, Japanese mascot wrestling set to music!

Meet Theo Jansen, an artist who has created some incredible beach-walking 'animals' out of plastic tubing. Check out these videos, not only are they cool to watch, they're accompanied by some CRAZY jazz!

What do ya get when you cross pong and bowling? Pongling!

Ed Headrick, father of the modern Frisbee and designer of Wham-O's first "professional model" flying disc, has died. He was 78. Headrick's wish that his ashes be moulded into memorial flying discs to be given to a select few family and friends will be honoured by his family.

Are you feeling sad? Are you feeling blue? Did your slutty girlfriend or boyfriend just dump you? Then you, my friend, need to drown your sorrows in break up songs. This site lists them all for you, with lyrics even!

Hollowood is BACK! You know you missed it. You know you want it. You know yer lying if you say both of those things!

Florida fishermen are getting bitchslapped by leaping sturgeon at an alarming rate. Could this be the beginning of the great resistance?

I used to have a roommate named Mykel who called his farts 'barking spiders'. We always figured it was just some New Mexico slang thing, but it turns out he really had a poodle spider up his ass.

...but it actually sounds more like Coil. What the hell am I talking about? Check out the TwoFiveSix WebPlayer, which converts web content into music!

Here's your moment of zen for the day, a morning news show interview guy is viciously attacked by a gecko.

There's no doubt about it, penguins are going to take over the world! In a few years the reinforcements from space will arive and conquer the earth.

Just another typical Monday for Darth Vader.

Virtual Smoke Break - Not quite as fulfilling as dashing outside for a nail, but a lot more convenient.

Sundays have once again become deeply spiritual for me - meaning, of course, that pre-season football has started. At last, some purpose for my weekends! Ok, well, besides finding all this religious stuff online!

A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really badly. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him, "Would you mind sitting in for me while I piss?" The man being a pleasant soul said sure no problem. So the priest showed the man a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. So the man was pretty secure that he had things under control. The man was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Marys, Rosaries and everything was going good. Then a lady came in said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob." So the man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn't find a penance. So he asked an Altar Boy, "Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?" To which the kid replied, "He usually gives us two candy bars and a soda pop."

Oh lordy, that was terrible. Seems like the jokes keep getting worse around here, but the holy linkage just gets better and better:Christian Pick-up Lines · Saint Flanders · Jewish Thing
Father Tucker · Do Unto Others · Resurrection Doubtful
Chosen People · Heavenly Images · Fairway To Heaven

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Best one gets a prize. What is it? Dunno yet.

And now he can be yours!! That Raimi has got some wacky ideas for Spiderman 2.

Intrepid interviewer Nardwuar gives Gene Simmons the treatment in this bizarre interview featuring, among other things, Thor bending an iron beam in his teeth.

Yes, I said rubber boots!

Meet Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian dancer who was jailed for 10 years for the heinous offense of dancing with women. As compelling as the story is, even more interesting is that getup he's wearing. Just imagine what his shoes must look like!

Kick off your loafers, lean back, and get lost in some unsolicited emails.

Steve Erwins got some shoes and some Koala's stuck in trees, can ya help him? CRIKEY!!