As if Kung Pow: Enter The Fist wasn't bad enough, now the "Kings" of comedy themselves will be taking on the Kung Fu genre the Scary Movie way. AKA taking a genre of films and making fun of them in a way that just screams unfunny. Yay, can't wait for this one...to bomb.

Man, that Coolio sure can sell you a movie. Just read his thoughts on Daredevil, in which he has a part, and you'll be lined up a.s.a.p.

But you just hate getting into a series that has been on the air for awhile. Well you know there is a new C.S.I. spinoff show starting in the fall. What's that? You say yer not too sure still. Well let me ask you, are you a fan of NYPD BLUE? Alright you caught me, this post is strictly to get Dave to watch C.S.I. Miami. Follow the link and get ready to tune in, pal!

Oh, here goes your whole afternoon: online Battleship. You're welcome.

Yknow, I find the whole heads of famous people in jars concept from Futurama funny, but after reading the patent description for this device for perfusing an animal head, the thought of actually being hooked up to one of these things terrifies me. Ugh.

It's not too early to think about what you'll be wearing for Halloween, and if you're contemplating going as a beastly-ugly transvestite, it's time to whip out that credit card.

Luke and company over at Jam Sandwhich have cranked out the Jay and Silent Bob soundboard, so now you can happily babble away in Jayspeak with cunning repitition and wreckless abandon!

Gore Verbinski recreates the 1998 horror masterpiece Ring, from Author/Director team Koji Suzuki and Hideo Nakata.

I've always wanted to be able to wite those Box Office Headlines and nows my chance! None of you can stop me either! Hollowood took a week off and starting next week you'll get to read all about the BJE! So I'll be updating you fine folks through out the week via Hollowood type postings.
Read More to see the top 5 movies this weekend or click here for the top ten. Oh yeah, Mr. Deeds was #1.

And this quiz proves it. Where do you fall on the Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality? Read more for my proof.

Are you ready to quit your job, abandon all personal ties and live as a drifter on the outskirts of the Shatner ranch? Maybe.

Be the first on your block to turn your mouse into freeze chamber with the Cryo Project - It's not what you think, but it's still friggin' cool.

A man who tried to rob a Greenfield gun shop at knifepoint Thursday afternoon was shot in the chest by the shop owner. The line between irony and idiocy is a fine one indeed.

You can't spell. And your Granny lives in a tree.

Open your hearts to the divine.. uh.. divinity of the ritualistic.. oh whatever, here's the Sunday post:

The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl. She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him. He told her to come with him to his room. There, he placed his arm around her. "Did the young man do this to you?" he asked. "Yes, Father, and worse," the girl replied. "Hmm," said the priest. He kissed her. "Did he do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse," the girl said. "Did he do this?" the priest asked, and he lifted her skirt and fingered her pussy. "Yes, Father, and worse." By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked, "Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse," said the girl. When the priest had finished with the girl, he asked, "He did this too, and worse? My dear daughter, what worse could he have done?" "Well," the shy young girl said, "I think, Father, that he's given me gonorrhea."

Wow, that was horrible. Now, on to the linky goodness!
Church Celebrates Chainsaws | Christian Cowboys
Jesus Rocks Nads | Robo Priest | Christian Porno
Satan's LiveJournal | Female Chinese Christ | Vatican Time Machine

I really loved the "Dukes of Hazzard" for some reason... not sure if it was the cars, the idiotic sherrif, or Daisy Duke in shorts. Oh yeah, that's why! But did you know that Bo and Luke had a dark side and were really trying to get in Daisy's shorts?

I don't care what they say, this had to have happened.

Christian Women Go Undercover For Jesus... At a Sex Club!!

Why can't Rosie O'Donnel go on a diet while she wears make-up?

Cuz it's impossible to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!

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If you have to pee for your paycheck and you're sweating the results, whip out the Whizzinator and pass with flying colors!

In a stunning display of common sense, four women were persuaded to stand topless in their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram.

Puppies are so cute. Especially when you're kicking them as hard as you can.

With a new pill called Modafinil, you can go 40 hours without sleep -- and see into the future!

A giraffe suspected of killing a US pastor at a luxury Kenyan hotel jumped to his death from a cliff after resisting attempts to examine its hooves for bloodstains, the hotel manager said on Wednesday.

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