Rick and Sue. I'm speechless.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:45am)
A Danish guy blew a fart during butt surgery, which ignited from the electric knife the doctor was using, which in turn set his genitals on fire.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:42am)
Mittens! NO! GET OFF THE BABY!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:39am)
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a cover-song-collecting fiend - I love 'em with a passion, and the worse they are, the better. Knowing this, you can imagine my glee when I came across Miserable Melodies, which features more than 100 listenable tunes, lots of which are covers.. like these gems here: Phyllis Diller singing 'Satisfaction' and Barry Williams (Greg Brady) singing 'We Are The Champions'!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (12:12am) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
If you're partial to word games like Scrabble and Boggle, watch out for Text Twist... you'll be playing the damn thing for HOURS. Believe me, I know from personal experience.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (2:02pm)
Croquet is the second nanciest game* on the planet... but Extreme Croquet RAWKS BALLZ!
* badminton.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:43pm)
I'm not really strong, I'm not really fast, but I can get some dolphins to kick your ass.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:37pm)
Here's one from the 'sucks-to-be-those-guys' department: Sewage Truck Contents Explode.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 15th 2002 (12:36pm) ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
So I've been working on the new Davelog in my free time (which I have a LOT of, being unemployed and all), and it's getting to the point where I can at least show it off a little. There are still many things to do, but this will be the general feel of the site once it's fully implemented.
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 29th 2002 (11:09pm) (more) [Comments: 0]
Go to Skedoozy.com right now. They will send you a dollar!*
By: Scott
Thursday, Mar 28th 2002 (10:59pm)
Hey, remember actor Eric Aude, one of the muscleheads from 'Dude, Where's My Car'? Nope, neither did I. And if you did, you can forget about him now, because he just got popped smuggling 8 lbs of opium out of Pakistan.
By: groat
Thursday, Mar 28th 2002 (10:09pm)
In his palace, Darth Sock makes his evil plans.
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 15th 2002 (12:47am)
Just the thing for your dinner table, a salt and pepper set with an old people fuckin' theme!
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 15th 2002 (12:46am)
You don't like muffins? How can you NOT like muffins?
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:50am)
Everyone's a critic - ergo, Britney doused with urine.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:46am)
Oh look, those fucktards at PeTA have a new commercial. They also claim they won't air it because they don't want to offend anyone. Whaaaa? New strategy or yet another ploy for media attention? Knowing PeTA, I've got a Franklin on ploy.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 13th 2002 (12:45am)
It's Sunday, y'all! Let's church this shit up!
By: Dave
Saturday, Mar 9th 2002 (11:51pm)
Wow, ABC's so uptight they've digitally added underwear to a Bond girl. If they can't handle a bare back on a 31 year old movie, how the hell do they justify all the skin shown on Blue and Philly?
By: Dusty
Thursday, Mar 7th 2002 (1:39am)
Robot Chicken Bondage?
By: Dusty
Thursday, Mar 7th 2002 (1:28am)
In keeping with the new Wonka Wednesday tradition, I've always thought that the Oompa Loompas were inherently evil - listening to one of their songs backwards merely reinforces my suspicions.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:47pm)
Got some liquid nitrogen lying around? Sure, who doesn't? Here is some fun stuff to do with it.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:45pm)
Moo. Moo. We're goin' over the wall at midnight. Moo.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:43pm)
Teens Drink Quarter of All Alcohol Consumed in U.S. Probably all at once, too.
By: Dave
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