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Saturday, August 10th 2002
Yes, I said rubber boots!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (2:08am)
Meet Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian dancer who was jailed for 10 years for the heinous offense of dancing with women. As compelling as the story is, even more interesting is that getup he's wearing. Just imagine what his shoes must look like!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:59am)
Kick off your loafers, lean back, and get lost in some unsolicited emails.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:53am)
Steve Erwins got some shoes and some Koala's stuck in trees, can ya help him? CRIKEY!!
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:21am)
And so does Huey Lewis. No big surprise there, eh?
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:15am)
By: Scott
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (12:08am)
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Friday, August 9th 2002
Nothing says 'high society' like classy hors d'oveurs, so break out the pearls and your finest silver and serve up some Party Pigs!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 9th 2002 (8:06am)
Batman ain't no Fortunate Son!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 9th 2002 (12:58am)
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Thursday, August 8th 2002
The strangest of coincidences happened on Tuesday when tiny actor Josh Ryan Evans(Ally McBeal, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and Passions) died of Heart Failure. To make this and odd occurrence, not only did he die, but the character that he portrayed on the soap opera Passions died the same day. The exact same way.
Why can't things like that happen to Freddie Prinze Jr.?
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
I absolutely love T-Shirt Hell. And if I were you I'd buy a shirt from them after clicking that link. BUT if for some reason you can't find the right shirt for you there. May I suggest you buy this shirt right here? Or one of the many other fabtastic selections they have.
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
And here is a little something to help us celebrate! Gonads and Strife, Gonads and Strife, Gonads and Strife..WEEEEEEEEEE
By: Scott
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Ya just can't beat a game that involves Cliff-Diving Monkeys!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
The convergence of toys and smut was inevitible. Have some softcore Lego porn!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Ironing is for wimps. Now, extreme ironing, there's a manly endeavor.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:02am)
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Wednesday, August 7th 2002
As Charlie stares longingly at Wonka's phallic-shaped factory, a passer-by tells him "Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever comes out!". Nobody ever did come out on those days, and Charlie presumably sees the golden ticket as his one chance to break out the pink spandex.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (8:46am)
Words fail me. Birds N Bees.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:18am)
A woman is shocked to see her dead grandson in a casket. The thing is, it wasn't his funeral. Or it wasn't supposed to be. That's fucked up.
By: Scott
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:11am)
Introducing Frooze Pops, the latest subtle offering from the pedophiles that run the candy industry. It's a phallic-shaped hard candy lollipop that will, once you've slobbed it down a bit, spurt sugary spooge out the tip when you squeeze the base. Kids love 'em!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:11am)
Kittens like to play with my tongue. I shall demonstrate.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:01am)
Tuesday, August 6th 2002
One thing that really pisses me off is when I finally find a pen that I like to write with - let some tool borrow it to sign something and I never see it again. Fear not, my friends... because once again.... poo is the answer.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (10:30pm)
Slap on some rubber gloves and help relieve Earl of his anal agony! Family fun at its finest!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
Here is a great video featuring dancing toast and a mischevious squirrel rendered in fabulous EGA by Junior Senior. I DARE you not to smile during this video!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
What? One interview with Harry Potter wasn't enough? Fine, in this one, Phillip Morris makes Harry Potter cry like a little bitch with a skinned knee.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
Yknow, way back when, only Spider-Man would make you gay. Nowadays, everything, even motorbikes will make you gay!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
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