Wednesday, June 26th 2002
You're a Gobstopper and it's your job to eat the Bottle Caps to find the Wonka letters to clear the way. Along the way the Shocktarts will help you against the evil Wangdoodles, while the Runts aid your score. Sound like some evil dream? Well it is, and you can do play it now!
Thanks to Hellvis!
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (5:09am)
I'm referring, of course, to the International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dyslexic Newborn Gerbils. This organization, now in its fifth year of existence, is devoted to the plight of the helpless infant gerbils that come into this harsh world unable to learn, write, or even communicate with their families.
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:27am)
Everyone instantly thinks 'oh no, computer virus BAD!' and well, yeah, most of them are - but here are a few harmless ones that are just fun pranks to play on your co-workers. Note to Fordo: Don't even try it, I've seen these already.
Wednesday, Jun 26th 2002 (12:25am)
Tuesday, June 25th 2002
Now, I donít know nuthiní about explosives or fissionable materials, so I canít tell you if Jose Padilla did anything wrong or not. But I do know that when I was in college, we called homemade burritos "dirty bombs", and if you were bold enough to eat one, this was the likely result.
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (7:10am)
Okay, admit it - seeing some rich dude's fancy BMW get smashed beyond recognition makes you feel pretty good, doesn't it? I mean, as long as no one was hurt.
Something tells me I'll never own a car expensive enough to be considered for this hall of shame.
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (5:41am)
...and probably by me.. But there ain't nothing like Used Pantys Online. Used Pantys Online consists of people like yourself who enjoy the pleasurable stimulating scent of a beautiful womans sexuality. This site is run by the girls involved with the site.
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those spiders doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden."
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (12:13am)
When I was about 6 years old I had to go to a birthday party and needless to say there was going to be a clown there to entertain and take pictures with us. Before this I never had any fear of clowns and in fact I thought they were neat. So when it was my turn to get my picture taken with him I jumped into his lap and was all smiles, until, he turned to me and said in a deep quiet whisper " I like you a lot, you smell good"..
As if clowns stinking was not enough, now they're smelling you! Check out these clown stories, and feel the fear!
Monday, June 24th 2002
This Box Office Report is brought to you by Hollowood, and Davelog. Reporting numbers like our name was the Count.
The number one movie this weekend was Minority Report with took in over $36 Million. To see the rest of the top 5, read more! Or click here for the entire top ten.
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Sunday, June 23rd 2002
There are those who would say that my weekly mockery of all things religious might come back to haunt me in the form of, say, eternal damnation or being plagued by computer problems. To those people, I say GET REAL, I'm suffering computer problems because I had the audacity to try and upgrade my system, an endeavor which NEVER goes smoothly, whether I thumb my nose at the Pope or not. With that said, I'm having computer problems this weekend so the Sunday links are gonna be a little thin. Deal with it. If it leaves you unfulfilled, I recommend you go moon a couple of churches. At noon. After eating curry.
Now, on to the paltry selection of links!
Jesse Ventura Wrestles God | God Blinds Masturbator
Sunday, Jun 23rd 2002 (12:29am)
Lucifer: The Complete Third Season (2017)
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