Monday, June 10th 2002
Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel Alliance were "encouraging, the War on Terror is not over yet."
Monday, Jun 10th 2002 (12:18am)
Sunday, June 9th 2002
And the Lord said "Let there be computers, and an operating system that blesses the user with the blood and crash protection of My Son".
And there were computers, and there was an OS... and the Lord said "It is Good..." because the OS was Jesux.
Sunday, Jun 9th 2002 (12:05pm)
Sundays just keep getting bigger and better here at the davelog. Since I've started going out of my way to make the Sunday post... um... better, my hate mail has increased tenfold - which says to me that I should keep running with it. Let's go.
Oh, that was bad. We'd better get to the links, fast.
Things Creationists Hate | Demon Buster | Patron Saint Of Magic
Underage Catholic Wrestlemania | Jesus Shoots! He Scores!
Pancakes Without Preaching | Top Ten Commandments
D.I.Y. Weeping Madonna | God's LiveJournal | Butter Last Supper
Sunday, Jun 9th 2002 (12:18am)
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Saturday, June 8th 2002
Apparantly the Dead Kennedeys are touring again, but without Jello Biafra. That's like Elvis' backup band playing without the King. Here's a video of 3 guys going to a DK concert with the sole intention of throwing Jello at the band to protest Biafra's absence.
Friday, June 7th 2002
Up for auction today is a genuine, guaranteed "caps lock" key. This amazing key performs the function of changing your typing from all capital letters to all small letters. This key can also be used to capitalize the first letter of a sentence or a proper name, but this usage is not recommended. I may have another key up for auction soon which is especially made to accomplish this task.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:07am)
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
Thursday, June 6th 2002
We want to prove that every country in the world has at least one live chicken in it. So far we have photographic evidence from people we trust in 9 countries. Click on the chicken if you don't believe us!
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
PETCA operates under the simple principle that: "Animals are ours to do any damn thing we want to with, including eating them or dressing them in funny suits for our personal amusement. If animals donít like it, let them fucking vote against it."
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
Check it out, with the South Park Studio you can make your own SP characters, or, if you're as self-centered as I am, you can make one of yourself! Click on 'Read More' to see me in my full-on South Park glory.
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:06am)
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I remember the commercial like it was yesterday.. that clever jingle..
Honey Roasted with a million legs, HEY!
They're cooked real good so they won't lay eggs, HEY!
They're kinda nasty but they're good on bread,
Don't be afraid we're pretty sure they're dead,
The kids will cry and scream "Mommy, yer a killer!"
But they'll love the nutty taste of Roasted Caterpillar!!
BUY SOME TODAY!
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:04am)
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