Friday, June 7th 2002
Up for auction today is a genuine, guaranteed "caps lock" key. This amazing key performs the function of changing your typing from all capital letters to all small letters. This key can also be used to capitalize the first letter of a sentence or a proper name, but this usage is not recommended. I may have another key up for auction soon which is especially made to accomplish this task.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:07am)
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
Thursday, June 6th 2002
We want to prove that every country in the world has at least one live chicken in it. So far we have photographic evidence from people we trust in 9 countries. Click on the chicken if you don't believe us!
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
PETCA operates under the simple principle that: "Animals are ours to do any damn thing we want to with, including eating them or dressing them in funny suits for our personal amusement. If animals donít like it, let them fucking vote against it."
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
Check it out, with the South Park Studio you can make your own SP characters, or, if you're as self-centered as I am, you can make one of yourself! Click on 'Read More' to see me in my full-on South Park glory.
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:06am)
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I remember the commercial like it was yesterday.. that clever jingle..
Honey Roasted with a million legs, HEY!
They're cooked real good so they won't lay eggs, HEY!
They're kinda nasty but they're good on bread,
Don't be afraid we're pretty sure they're dead,
The kids will cry and scream "Mommy, yer a killer!"
But they'll love the nutty taste of Roasted Caterpillar!!
BUY SOME TODAY!
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:04am)
Wednesday, June 5th 2002
Those PeTA dipsticks have really done it this time - they are in danger of losing their tax-exempt status because they gave money to the North American Earth Liberation Front, a group the FBI lists as "terrorist". Maybe the feds will do us all a favor and just shut the fuckers down.
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:01am)
Tuesday, June 4th 2002
Monday, June 3rd 2002
Think about it - is there ANY situation in your day-to-day life that wouldn't be improved with a porn-music soundtrack? Of course not, and now you can have it streamed to you (har har) via the internet, thanks to Fluffertrax!
Do you feel like shooting her? Repeatedly? While screaming at the top of your lungs something about die bloody arab die!!?
Then boy oh boy do I have the website for you!
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Sunday, June 2nd 2002
Over the past few weeks, the traditional Sunday religion post has been degenerating into a festival of offensiveness - and I have no problem with that. Let's continue down that spiral with hearty gusto!
Delightful, yes? Let's get on with the links - there's a lot of them this week!
Stripper For God | Rod Of Correction | Jewish Space Dilemma | Peanut Jesus
Church Of Mary | Battleground God | Fire Bible | Holy Shit
Cremation is NOT Christian | God Saves The Titanic
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (12:05am)
Saturday, June 1st 2002
Lucifer: The Complete Third Season (2017)
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