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Saturday, June 8th 2002
Ever had marmite? It's that dark yeasty gunk left over from making beer, but spread on toast and crackers. Do you love it or do you hate it? Let the world know.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:58am)
The future of pointing devices is upon us: Monkey brains move cursor! Think of the implications - you could surf for porn without needing your hands! You could let the monkey brains on your desk do it!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
Soccer's a pretty dull game, but it would be greatly improved if the players were on, say, riding mowers. It should be an olympic sport!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
Apparantly the Dead Kennedeys are touring again, but without Jello Biafra. That's like Elvis' backup band playing without the King. Here's a video of 3 guys going to a DK concert with the sole intention of throwing Jello at the band to protest Biafra's absence.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
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Friday, June 7th 2002
Why do I have to bait you? Just do it. You know you want to! So CLICK THE DAMN LINK!
By: Scott
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (8:57pm)
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Captain's log. I'm... sitting on the bridge. I... can't find my... chair. It's gone. I can only suspect that a filthy Klingon has put it up for sale on e-Bay. Kirk out.
By: chimpy
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (1:19pm)
Dee Dee Ramone, a founding member of the pioneer punk band the Ramones, was found dead of a possible drug overdose in his Hollywood home, the coroner's office said Thursday. He was 50.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:16am)
Copies of Spider-Man 2 have been discovered circulating in IRC and on pirate sites. Experts say this is the first time a movie has been pirated before it has even been filmed.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:12am)
Up for auction today is a genuine, guaranteed "caps lock" key. This amazing key performs the function of changing your typing from all capital letters to all small letters. This key can also be used to capitalize the first letter of a sentence or a proper name, but this usage is not recommended. I may have another key up for auction soon which is especially made to accomplish this task.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:07am)
Is Buzzy getting a little portly? Then join Fly-BMI, the online community for owners of obese houseflies. At this site you can calculate your fly's Body Mass Index (BMI) and ascertain whether or not your houseflies are overweight or merely vertically challenged.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2002 (12:03am)
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Thursday, June 6th 2002
Meet Maukie, the cutest kitty to sit on your desktop today.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:16am)
We want to prove that every country in the world has at least one live chicken in it. So far we have photographic evidence from people we trust in 9 countries. Click on the chicken if you don't believe us!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
PETCA operates under the simple principle that: "Animals are ours to do any damn thing we want to with, including eating them or dressing them in funny suits for our personal amusement. If animals donít like it, let them fucking vote against it."
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:11am)
Check it out, with the South Park Studio you can make your own SP characters, or, if you're as self-centered as I am, you can make one of yourself! Click on 'Read More' to see me in my full-on South Park glory.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:06am)
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I remember the commercial like it was yesterday.. that clever jingle..

Honey Roasted with a million legs, HEY!
They're cooked real good so they won't lay eggs, HEY!
They're kinda nasty but they're good on bread,
Don't be afraid we're pretty sure they're dead,
The kids will cry and scream "Mommy, yer a killer!"
But they'll love the nutty taste of Roasted Caterpillar!!


BUY SOME TODAY!
By: Scott
Thursday, Jun 6th 2002 (12:04am)
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Wednesday, June 5th 2002
Is your homepage starting to look a little, uh, bulgy around the middle? Is it craving bizarre food and tossing 404 errors every morning? It might be PREGNIT!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:26am)
[holding envelope to head] "SIS BOOM BAH."
[tearing open envelope and reading contents] "Make the sound of an exploding sheep."

What? You don't remember Karnak? GET OFF MY LAWN YOU GODDAMN KIDS!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:06am)
Those PeTA dipsticks have really done it this time - they are in danger of losing their tax-exempt status because they gave money to the North American Earth Liberation Front, a group the FBI lists as "terrorist". Maybe the feds will do us all a favor and just shut the fuckers down.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 5th 2002 (12:01am)
Tuesday, June 4th 2002
Fuck health food! Deep-Fried Twinkies! Yummy!!!!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:35am)
There's A Rainbow In Every Teardrop. Shit like this just fills me with warm fuzzies!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:16am)
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Cookies are great, but not as great as cookies from a dog's ass!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Just when you think KISS can't possibly slap their name on anything else, here come the KISS Kondoms! They're "tongue lubricated"! It's just a matter of time before we see KISS tampons!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 4th 2002 (12:14am)
Monday, June 3rd 2002
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Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (3:22pm)
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