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Once again, Florida appears to be a hotbed of crime as a woman was arrested with drugs in a concealed spot.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jul 5th 2017 (12:29am)
Getting the jump on rival party hire businesses requires some lateral thinking. In the case of Awesome Party hire, police allege owner James Balcombe's burning ambition to be No.1 led him to pay an employee to go on a two-month spree torching rival party businesses. The alleged spree peaked with one blaze causing $1-million-worth of damage, destroying dozens of jumping castles, a stretch limo and a mechanical bull, amongst other equipment.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 30th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
"Hey! Can’t you see I’m fappin' here?" A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday evening after parking his Dodge minivan in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate, reports New York.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, May 14th 2017 (1:42am)
Federal authorities are investigating whether a former Cabot Creamery employee committed what could be one of the Vermontiest crimes ever: stealing parts from a major Vermont cheese company to make maple syrup manufacturing machines.
By: dave
Friday, May 12th 2017 (8:45am) | Thanks: mefi
Yes, even in the swanky parts of Denver, crime is running rampant in the streets.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, May 8th 2017 (12:00am)
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats? The mystery has the attention of police in Waynesboro, a small city in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley where someone has been taking cats and precisely shaving their underbellies or legs. It's happened to seven cats since December.
By: dave
Monday, May 1st 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: my user name
When Chris Peak was sentenced Thursday for robbing $347 from a Fort Lauderdale bank, he calmly begged the judge to give him the maximum punishment.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Apr 12th 2017 (12:02am)
Police are using a few puns in an effort to bring attention to a large lettuce theft in Hamilton. In a release Tuesday, they ask the public to "romaine calm" after the heist. Investigators say a truck and refrigerated trailer containing $45,000 worth of lettuce was taken.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 6th 2017 (12:00am)
Someone has been hiding empty A.1. steak sauce bottles throughout the Avon Lake Public Library and no one knows why. Dan Cotton, the library's page supervisor, said 28 of the 10-ounce bottles have turned up since he found the first one Jan. 11 hidden among the library's newspapers.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 16th 2017 (12:00am)
A Canadian man has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after a judge ruled that he stole gold from the Royal Canadian Mint. According to Ontario, Canada-based 570 News, Leston Lawrence, 35, hid the gold "pucks" in his rectum in order to bypass metal detectors.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 3rd 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: oma
"At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market," Fishman told MarketWatch. "He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie."
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 17th 2017 (12:02am) | Thanks: mefi
Omaha, NE is the scene of a horrific crime spree involving gumball machines. It seems as though one vendor was looking to undermine another who had better real estate and stole his machines.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 4th 2017 (12:00am)
The year 2017 is already starting on a high note. The famed Hollywood sign was vandalized early Sunday morning to read "Hollyweed."
By: dave
Monday, Jan 2nd 2017 (12:01am)
An armed man walked into a sex toy and lingerie store in San Bernardino, California on Wednesday night and attempted to rob the cash registers behind the sales counter while workers were closing the shop. The robber's plans were quickly foiled when the two Lotions & Lace employees unleashed a barrage of flying dildos and masturbation toys at the suspect.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 20th 2016 (12:33am) | Thanks: swimfan
The best party ever was narrowly averted in Santa Cruz last week when cops discovered a boat full of weed had crashed into a nude beach.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 19th 2016 (12:00am)
Three men, named Tupac, Robin Williams and Erick Harris, were arrested in Payson, Arizona on suspicion of possessing nearly $70,000 of marijuana.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 9th 2016 (10:31am) | Thanks: bunny
Along Florida's west coast, crime is running rampant and cats are purring with delight.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 6th 2016 (12:00am)
An air horn that sounds like a train has been terrorizing the residents of El Segundo for weeks, but police in the Southern California city have just arrested a man in connection with the noise - with air horn equipment inside his car, they say.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 17th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: Heferito
A note warning people about snitches led police to discover that the owner of the residence was dealing drugs.

Deputies for the Fayette County Sheriff's Department responded to a joyriding complaint at a residence in Oak Hill, West Virginia at approximately 10:15 a.m. on Thursday.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Oct 9th 2016 (6:58am)
A woman in Arizona called police to teach her young daughter a lesson about seat belt safety.
Those damn scofflaw kids.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: Fark
And you thought that Brooklyn was safe. Not so, as find out how crime is running rampant through the streets.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 26th 2016 (12:00am)
On March 16th, 2015, two hikers named Codey Foster and Dusten Ray Gill licked a tricolor bat in violation of federal law. The bat was hibernating in the Bowden Cave in West Virginia's Monongahela National Forest, remote enough that if the hikers had kept their bat-licking escapade to themselves, no one might ever have discovered the crime. Unfortunately for the duo, they also spray-painted their names on the cave wall and uploaded evidence of the crime to Facebook.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 25th 2016 (12:05am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Tiny Insjon in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokemon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 18th 2016 (12:01am)
A purchasing agent for the Las Vegas Valley Water District allegedly stole $6.7 million worth of printer ink cartridges and toner, shipped it to a reseller in New Jersey and profited in the skimming scam.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 4th 2016 (12:01am)
Never bring a gun to a car wash when the intended victim has a wand in hand. Proof.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 28th 2016 (12:00am)
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