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A Canadian man has been sentenced to 30 months in prison after a judge ruled that he stole gold from the Royal Canadian Mint. According to Ontario, Canada-based 570 News, Leston Lawrence, 35, hid the gold "pucks" in his rectum in order to bypass metal detectors.
By: dave
Friday, Feb 3rd 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: oma
"At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market," Fishman told MarketWatch. "He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie."
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 17th 2017 (12:02am) | Thanks: mefi
Omaha, NE is the scene of a horrific crime spree involving gumball machines. It seems as though one vendor was looking to undermine another who had better real estate and stole his machines.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 4th 2017 (12:00am)
The year 2017 is already starting on a high note. The famed Hollywood sign was vandalized early Sunday morning to read "Hollyweed."
By: dave
Monday, Jan 2nd 2017 (12:01am)
An armed man walked into a sex toy and lingerie store in San Bernardino, California on Wednesday night and attempted to rob the cash registers behind the sales counter while workers were closing the shop. The robber's plans were quickly foiled when the two Lotions & Lace employees unleashed a barrage of flying dildos and masturbation toys at the suspect.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 20th 2016 (12:33am) | Thanks: swimfan
The best party ever was narrowly averted in Santa Cruz last week when cops discovered a boat full of weed had crashed into a nude beach.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 19th 2016 (12:00am)
Three men, named Tupac, Robin Williams and Erick Harris, were arrested in Payson, Arizona on suspicion of possessing nearly $70,000 of marijuana.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 9th 2016 (10:31am) | Thanks: bunny
Along Florida's west coast, crime is running rampant and cats are purring with delight.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 6th 2016 (12:00am)
An air horn that sounds like a train has been terrorizing the residents of El Segundo for weeks, but police in the Southern California city have just arrested a man in connection with the noise - with air horn equipment inside his car, they say.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 17th 2016 (12:01am) | Thanks: Heferito
A note warning people about snitches led police to discover that the owner of the residence was dealing drugs.

Deputies for the Fayette County Sheriff's Department responded to a joyriding complaint at a residence in Oak Hill, West Virginia at approximately 10:15 a.m. on Thursday.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Oct 9th 2016 (6:58am)
A woman in Arizona called police to teach her young daughter a lesson about seat belt safety.
Those damn scofflaw kids.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: Fark
And you thought that Brooklyn was safe. Not so, as find out how crime is running rampant through the streets.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 26th 2016 (12:00am)
On March 16th, 2015, two hikers named Codey Foster and Dusten Ray Gill licked a tricolor bat in violation of federal law. The bat was hibernating in the Bowden Cave in West Virginia's Monongahela National Forest, remote enough that if the hikers had kept their bat-licking escapade to themselves, no one might ever have discovered the crime. Unfortunately for the duo, they also spray-painted their names on the cave wall and uploaded evidence of the crime to Facebook.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 25th 2016 (12:05am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Tiny Insjon in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokemon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 18th 2016 (12:01am)
A purchasing agent for the Las Vegas Valley Water District allegedly stole $6.7 million worth of printer ink cartridges and toner, shipped it to a reseller in New Jersey and profited in the skimming scam.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 4th 2016 (12:01am)
Never bring a gun to a car wash when the intended victim has a wand in hand. Proof.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 28th 2016 (12:00am)
In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows. According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jun 14th 2016 (5:36am) | Thanks: arbroath
A vegan cafe in the historic center of Tbilisi was forced to cancel an English-language film screening over the weekend when a group described by witnesses as far-right extremists threw meat into patrons' vegan dinners and started a brawl.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 31st 2016 (12:00am)
A SKAT bus driver had reported seeing an Asian male walking into traffic. The driver told dispatchers that the man was carrying an American Flag and was nude from the waist down.

...the ensuing manhunt turned up much, much more.
By: dave
Monday, May 9th 2016 (12:00am)
Swindling money out of investors is probably the second oldest profession in the world. Greed is probably more seductive than lust anyway.

Here are men who have taken billions from investors.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Apr 23rd 2016 (3:00am) | Thanks: Presurfer
Fortunately, some things that happen in Vegas stay in Vegas and this is one of them.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Apr 15th 2016 (12:01am)
A pair of attempted bank burglars in Brazil failed to steal any valuables but succeeded in avoiding security alarms with full-body suits of aluminum foil.

Security camera footage from the Saturday morning incident at the Banco do Brasil branch in Praia Grande shows two men wrapped from head-to-toe in aluminum foil in an apparent attempt to disguise their presence from the bank's security system.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 12th 2016 (12:00am)
REDDING - A Shasta County woman driving a minivan painted to look like the "Mystery Machine" van from "Scooby-Doo" led officers on a police chase on Sunday.

According to KRCR, officers with the Redding Police Department were contacted around noon in regards to a woman who was wanted on a probation violation.

When police attempted to stop 51-year-old Sharon Kay Turman, she sped off.

The chase, which reached speeds of more than 100 mph, led police through the city of Anderson. During the chase, officers said Turman ran a red light and hit four cars.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Mar 7th 2016 (1:03pm)
Over the weekend I heard mention of the Grandpa Gang on NPR, apparently a cadre of pensioners with a taste for robbing banks back in the early 2000's. They took down 14 institutions before being caught due to a member having to stop often to pee.

It's all true. Gloriously true.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 22nd 2016 (12:02am)
A robber didn't realize who he was getting in a tussle with at a pharmacy, and before he knew it, the lights had gone out.

David West, 25, was visiting his girlfriend on Valentine's Day at a Walgreens. West had stopped by to see if she wanted something for lunch when the robber walked in.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 19th 2016 (12:17am)
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