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Wherever your preference lies, the eternal question of "paper, plastic, or cloth?" seems to have been answered in a recent study on the subject.
The L.A. City Council, who recently voted 13-1 to start the legal footwork needed to ban single-use plastic bagswill probably not be happy with the findings. As for me & my manliness... very pleased with the results! 
By: SackBlabbath
Wednesday, Jun 13th 2012 (11:23pm)
a site of wonderful phone auto corrects! The things our phones think we mean. Funny stuff!
By: kittyn
Tuesday, Jun 12th 2012 (12:03am)
Protesting world gas guzzlers, San Francisco will be engulfed in naked bike riders!
By: kittyn
Sunday, Jun 10th 2012 (12:03am)
Poor girl not allowed to dress up as Tinkerbell while entering park.
By: kittyn
Wednesday, Jun 6th 2012 (10:56pm)
YUP | 2
Draw a Stickman
If you can draw a stick man, you can get through this.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 16th 2012 (12:01am)
If it's raining where you are, open a window. If it's not, open THIS window.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 4th 2011 (5:10am)
Us too! I figured let's save a tree and found the yellowbook opt-out site that lets you opt-out of ALL the phone books.
By: Sunny
Wednesday, Mar 2nd 2011 (3:30pm)
Hi, my name's Trevor, and I look like Barack Obama. I've had lots of people stop me on the streets, ask me about taxes and healthcare and things like that, and I thought I'd create a website to clarify that I am, in fact, NOT Barack Obama.
By: dave
Friday, Sep 3rd 2010 (10:33am)
A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow.
By: dave
Friday, Aug 14th 2009 (5:24am)
Matthew just moved into a new apartment, and decided to have a little housewarming to-do with a couple of his closest friends and family. He thoughtfully printed up some notices for his neighbors to warn them of the possible noise and to ask them to let him know if it got too loud.
Neighbor David Thorne ran with it in a truly admirable fashion.
Here's 10 reasons why it would be great to date one. Also check out the 9 reasons NOT to date a T-Rex at the bottom.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 5th 2008 (12:41pm) | Thanks: ben
Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.
But the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane. She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted. She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 16th 2008 (12:07am)
Any dish can be made more entertaining with the addition of 100% edible googly eyes!
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 10th 2008 (4:04am)
Read the letter from K-Mart
I wonder if Wal-Mart would write such a letter?
By: BioHazard
Saturday, Sep 22nd 2007 (3:05pm)
Thank god for government emergency signage, otherwise we'd never know what to do when the terrorists attack.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 29th 2007 (12:06am)
It's been awhile since I have posted here at Davelog.com.....I miss you guys!
nipply - nipply wallpaper NSFW 
By: J20
Sunday, Aug 19th 2007 (11:38am) (more) [Comments: 0]
Ever wonder what it's like to be the holodeck janitor on the Enterprise? Or how about the replicator repairman? Yeah, me neither, but they make for a good read.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 26th 2007 (12:12am)
The Weekly World News-based 'Bat Boy: The Musical' brings some much-needed culture to Phoenix next month.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 31st 2007 (5:47am)
A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table:
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy. DAD: O.K. GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry. DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex. UNCLE: I’m having sex right now. DAD: We all are.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Mar 20th 2007 (5:39am)
No, not me, some broad... with an obvious prize of a boyfriend. For example:
me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right? e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets. me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right? e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse. !!! BONUS: Things My Boyfriend Has Told Me
By: Dave
Monday, Jan 22nd 2007 (12:03am) |
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