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A couple knocked themselves unconscious practising a lift from classic 1980s film Dirty Dancing for their wedding. Sharon Price and fiance Andy Price were trying to recreate its final dance scene in a pub garden in Weston-super-Mare in Somerset. Mr Price said: "I was concussed. I was out. I ended up in a neck brace and had to have a CT scan."
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 18th 2017 (12:02am) | Thanks: meddling kid
A flight from Shanghai to Guangzhou was delayed after an elderly woman passenger was suspected of throwing coins into the plane's engine to ensure "good luck", mainland media reported. An investigation into the incident is under way.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 30th 2017 (12:00am)
A Pennsylvania man trying to scare away opossums by setting a fire has destroyed his home.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, May 16th 2017 (1:18am)
One young driver in Huzhou, Zhejiang province, tried something absolutely out of this world to avoid getting a ticket. Thankfully, his reasoning was recorded by police and has since gone on viral on the Chinese internet.
The young man was stopped by police earlier this week and found to have 27 unresolved traffic violations. After police informed him that they needed to tow his car, the man told them why that would be a very bad idea for all of humanity.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, May 2nd 2016 (2:28am)
These are our future leaders, please notice their areas of expertise.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Feb 4th 2016 (6:11am)
The town of Woodland, North Carolina has rejected zoning for a solar farm and voted for a moratorium on all future solar farms amid fears that they 'suck up all the energy from the sun' and possibly cause cancer.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 14th 2015 (12:04am) | Thanks: reddit
But there is an ironic silver cloud to this story. It turns out that his paranoia of the bank was unfounded when they exchanged fresh bills for those that were not totally destroyed.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Nov 30th 2015 (12:51pm)
...this made matters worse, as the tires of the van caught fire. Realizing that the van was loaded with firearms ammunition and a full tank of gas, the driver evacuated the area for safety.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 15th 2015 (12:01am) | Thanks: reddit
An 800-pound man undergoing weight loss treatment said he was kicked out of Rhode Island Hospital after ordering pizza.
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Thursday, Oct 8th 2015 (1:12am)
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What happens next, as the unconscious animal comes to in the car is hard to believe.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Oct 1st 2015 (12:03am)
This Werner von Braun held a cashier at knifepoint and instructed her to deposit the money into his account.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Sep 15th 2015 (12:00am)
A pregnant spiritual healer and her partner plan to have their baby in the ocean off the coast of Hawaii among dolphins, despite numerous warnings from health officials. Dorina Rosin says she is opting to use a dolphin as her midwife.
By: dave
Monday, Sep 7th 2015 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
An Australian man decided that cleaning was far too much work and burned his house down instead.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Sep 2nd 2015 (12:01am)
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) A Florida Panhandle woman is accused of making up a lie about being kidnapped so she wouldn't have to return to her job as a night shift nursing assistant.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 23rd 2015 (9:56pm)
Jonas Etcher, 52 year old of Augusta GA, was attended to by police and paramedics at his mobile home. His mother dialed 911 to report her son having sawed off his penis with an electric carving knife.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jul 29th 2015 (12:20am)
I often wonder where the Sun goes at night. It's a good thing this guy knows.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Mar 12th 2015 (1:03am)
A Fort Wayne woman was tooling down the road one day when God told her he'd take the wheel. She let him, and he promptly ran down a motorcyclist and plowed into the back of a pickup truck.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 12th 2015 (12:05am)
A Russian man catches a fish but doesn't think things quite through afterward.
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Thursday, Jan 29th 2015 (3:29am) | Thanks: Arbroath
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A New York fugitive that jumped bail and fled from one of upstate New York's biggest pot busts in history has been caught in Oregon after 20 years.
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Monday, Nov 3rd 2014 (12:17am)
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A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.

The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 mom's in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Oct 4th 2014 (1:40am)
A Malaysian man who purchased a penis enlargement device online was unhappy to receive a magnifying glass in the post.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 12th 2014 (5:08am) | Thanks: Yuppykiller
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By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 23rd 2013 (6:47am)
Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tampa Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven -- unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 4th 2013 (12:03am)
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