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So the original Noah's big boat could handle 40 days and 40 nights of rainfall, huh?
Maybe the recreation should have been built to such enduring standards?
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, May 24th 2019 (5:01pm)
There are several Conservative principles that I respect and admire. This ain't one of them.
Perhaps these legislators ought to read the First Amendment sometime.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, May 2nd 2019 (4:37am)
You've got rats. A short and comical video clip (<2 min) on how to best get rid of them.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Apr 28th 2019 (12:01am)
We are pleased to announce that for the very first time in history, a satanic organization has been recognized by the United States federal government as being a church. The Satanic Temple recently received notice from the IRS affirming our status. This acknowledgement will help make sure the Satanic Temple has the same access to public spaces as other religious organizations, affirm our standing in court when battling religious discrimination, and enable us to apply for faith-based government grants.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 26th 2019 (12:00am)
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Yeah, this article is almost a year old. That means that this grifting bunch have probably gotten worse.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Apr 18th 2019 (12:00am)
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Mar 31st 2019 (12:00am)
Perfect. All-powerful. All-knowing. The idea of the deity most Westerners accept is actually not coherent.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Mar 27th 2019 (12:13am)
Is this the cruelest cut, or perhaps these myths have to stop?
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Mar 21st 2019 (2:09am)
... and attending fetish orgies hosted by a fellow clergyman who was defrocked.
Surprisingly safe for work. Just a news article.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Mar 18th 2019 (12:00am)
A couple hundred metalheads with kazoos converged on the state Capitol on Monday morning to defend one of their own by drowning out a small group of Westboro Baptist Church members.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 14th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: sepharo
I never really thought about a cross as a war memorial before. If a surviving family wanted a cross, a crescent moon, or a star of David, (or nothing) on the individual grave marker, I was perfectly okay with that.
Now, we have an issue brought up by the American Humanist Association, where a giant cross might indicate religious superiority.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Feb 28th 2019 (12:15am)
As the West becomes more and more secular, and the discoveries of evolutionary biology and cosmology shrink the boundaries of faith, the claims that science and religion are compatible grow louder. If you’re a believer who doesn’t want to seem anti-science, what can you do? You must argue that your faith – or any faith – is perfectly compatible with science.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jan 14th 2019 (4:23am)
Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.

In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Nov 18th 2018 (12:00am)
On the one hand, Jesus died for our sins and that is a BFD. On the other hand, he died for our sins, which means he knows how much we love to sin, which means he sacrificed himself so we could lie and steal and make crappy jokes he may or may not have laughed at (who could presume to know the Chosen One’s sense of humor?)
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Nov 14th 2018 (12:00am)
Yeah, sure it's NSFW. It's fucking Minchin.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Nov 10th 2018 (9:52pm)
Recently, a darling toddler named Magdalena was baptized in a Catholic Church, unfortunately she wasn’t too happy about being dunked in water against her will
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 20th 2018 (12:01am) | Thanks: Karen
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest , "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

And with that, I leave you with a shitload of fun images.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 9th 2018 (12:00am)
Here's the image. I'll start.
"Gas, ass, or grass. Nobody rides for free, hippie boy."
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 1st 2018 (12:00am)
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...maybe don't let the scripture-quoting stuffed animal be your lawyer when fighting for custody of your kid. Just something to consider.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 7th 2018 (7:57am) | Thanks: reddit
This can apply to believers also. If you're just hoping that by happenstance your little loved one is going to be a genius, the odds are long and the days are short.

Give the little bugger a head start. Here's one short of a dozen ideas to get them to a great thinking stage.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Apr 19th 2018 (12:00am)
Religious freedom: Conservative Christianity compares notes with ISIS. Starring America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Mar 23rd 2018 (12:01am)
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Before the church went viral, it had purpose.
The initial goal of the religion was to prove that creationism should not be taught in public schools.
Read on, and r'amen.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Feb 17th 2018 (12:01am)
The Order Of Elijah is a deathcore band from Joplin, Missouri, who, up until about a week ago, was a Christian metal band. To the group's credit, though not in the same genre, metal has had fantastic Christian metal groups in the past (Extol comes to mind), so we'll leave the whole "can Jesus metal rule?" debate out of this. I'm sure you're also noticing that I keep referring to the band's belief in God in the past tense… which is accurate.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 17th 2018 (12:00am)
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