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Apologies in advance to my believer friends. I am not militant in my lack of it. But Pat hits the (pardon the bad pun) nail on the head here.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 7th 2010 (2:03pm)
Jimmy Carr & Stephen Fry discuss Jesus teaching folks to fish as well as Thomas Aquinas.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 29th 2010 (12:56am)
Maybe not, but this pack of religious zealots are convinced that he is what's wrong with America, being a celebrated slacker who is infecting our youth with his destructive set of values.
And the church wonders why nobody takes them seriously any more. 
The Brit comedy duo poke fun at zealots who believe they see religious images in everyday items.
Fun sketch comedy from series 3 episode 4.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jul 16th 2010 (9:08am)
Touchdown Jesus up in flames. Lightning destroys a six story high statue of Jesus. If not God, it must have been... ???
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jun 15th 2010 (7:07pm)
Haven for the rich and gullible, Scientology is one of the more "unique" cults on the planet. Check it out!
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, May 26th 2010 (12:22pm) | Thanks: Thinking Atheist
Westboro Baptist Church's latest asshole display of faith over taste will go down this Sunday at Ronnie James Dio's funeral.
By: dave
Monday, May 24th 2010 (12:05am)
Zablon Simintov is always guaranteed the best seat in his local synagogue, but the privilege comes with a downside: he's the last Jew in Afghanistan.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, May 10th 2010 (6:16am)
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
In this clip, WVUA reports the news. U.S. District Judge Barbara Crabb wrote that the government can no more enact laws supporting a day of prayer than it can encourage citizens to fast during Ramadan, attend a synagogue or practice magic.
However, atheist Christopher Hitchens and Family Research Concil representative Tony Perkins get it on as guests on Anderson Cooper's AC360 show.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Apr 17th 2010 (1:29am)
A billboard of the pope was recently vandalized with a couple of hastily-stencilled Pedobears (NSFW) - but the Times of Malta thinks they're pandas.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 12th 2010 (12:04am)
Drowning Pool as a musical backdrop to this charlatan who takes dough-ray-me from believers.
While religion is a protected right of everyone in this country, we need protection from asswipes like this who steal from people.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 6th 2010 (9:00am)
The late screaming comic gives us a big yelling rant as proof that Jesus wasn't married.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Mar 23rd 2010 (4:09am) | Thanks: RM
Looks like Elton John's been marked for death. Not because of his decades-long musical slide into Branson obscurity, but because he had the nerve to say that he thought Jesus was a pretty groovy dude who was a little light in the sandals.
Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savannah GA has written a book "The Devil in the Machine: Is your computer possessed by a demon?" Some of the points raised in the book by the author are:
* Demons can possess anything with a brain, including a chicken, a human being, or a computer.
An atheist group at UTSA is offering to exchange bibles for porn, much to the dismay of Christian students.
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 3rd 2010 (12:05am)
World-renowned naturalist David Attenborough in conversation with Mark Lawson.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Feb 24th 2010 (2:52pm)
While you and I have been wasting our time donating cash to the Red Cross and Doctors Withut Borders, a Christian group is sending boxloads of solar-powered digital Bibles to Haiti.
I'm sure those dying of thirst, hunger, wounds and anarchy are comforted.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jan 18th 2010 (8:18pm)
Pat Robertson, that wellspring of christian charity and understanding, claims that Haiti's devastating earthquakes yesterday (and, in fact, their long-standing poverty as well) are the direct result of the country's having made a pact with the devil centuries ago.
If you're peeling off some bucks for charity relief, good on you. As long as you have the wallet out, how about picking up a nice shirt as well? Half of the profits go to Haiti too.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 14th 2010 (4:27am)
The Best Fucking News Team helps Tiger Woods find forgiveness by recommending the best religion for redemption.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 6th 2010 (1:52pm)
"To hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and cares about any of it - is the chimpanzee part of the brain working." -Frank Zappa
We're going to hell my friend... so let's get on with it... turn the bird! * 
By: ZiB
Saturday, Jan 2nd 2010 (2:51am) (more) [Comments: 2]
Plan to burn in hell tomorrow!
FYI, we'll have active webcams up and running tonight during the throng of trick-or-treaters.
By: dave
Saturday, Oct 31st 2009 (1:26pm) (more) [Comments: 2]
An old testament scholar has determined that God did not, in fact, create the earth and the heavens... he just added some frills like people and animals and a few throw pillows.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 13th 2009 (6:03am)
The Sons of Helaman is a group of young men who have dedicated themselves to helping each other overcome pornography and/or masturbation. In a "Knights of the Round Table" environment, they encourage and help their brethren in the fight against this demon that assails them.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 17th 2009 (12:08am) |
If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure. ????????????????? Wings - With A Little Luck Eddie Murphy Delirious (1983)
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