Tad, head salesmean for VMlimited, attempts to deliver some deep cloud wisdom despite being stuck in a virt world. His critics say he's stuck in the past and peddling cloud solutions that are as outdated as his wardrobe.
"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.
"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
Friday, Feb 6th 2009 (12:24am) | Thanks: ladyalthea
For the first time, the Windows operating system will wall off some audio and video processes almost completely from users and outside programmers, in hopes of making them harder for hackers to reach. The company is establishing digital security checks that could even shut off a computer's connections to some monitors or televisions if antipiracy procedures that stop high-quality video copying aren't in place.
Huh. My 98se mandate just keeps lookin' better and better.
Tuesday, Aug 30th 2005 (7:51am)
The SphereXP is a 3D desktop replacement for Microsoft Windows XP. Taking the known concept of three-dimensional desktops to its own level. It offers a new way to organize objects on the desktop such a icons and applications.
Sunday, Apr 4th 2004 (8:56pm)
Ever wonder what most people use their computers for? Curious about the tech industry's newest, spiffiest invention? Been asking yourself 'Self, how do these dang-blasted machines work, anyhow?'
Well, wonder no more!
I present to you, dear davelog reader, an exclusive behind the scenes look at Microsoft!
Monday, Mar 29th 2004 (5:28pm)
I work in the IT industry and sometimes come across some weird problems that require a little research before you can make your customer happy.
Case in point, today, this MS Knowledge Base article ended up helping me out immensely.
Give it a read - it might help you too!
Monday, Mar 1st 2004 (6:13pm)
Need even more proof that Bill Gates is satan? It seems Microsoft is a bit touchy. Recently an employee in their MSCopy print shop managed to snake a picture of several G5's being unloaded at the compound. A few days later he was fired for blogging his discovery. Not on company time, not on a company server... but for a "security violation". Fuck you Bill Gates.
Monday, Nov 3rd 2003 (5:57pm)
I admit, much to my shame, I am still running Windows 98. While pondering options for a replacement o/s, I stumbled across a story on the next Windows product. I remembered all the Windows 98 snafus prior to it's release. In a few short years, 98 users around the globe were in abject torment. The disembodied visage of the nefarious Bill Gates began to hover around my monitor. The little pipsqueak was laughing at me, while simultaneously sprouting horns and a forked tongue. Realizing my predicament, I exercised my only remaining option.
Tuesday, Oct 28th 2003 (7:20am)
Best beverage of all time?
Django Unchained (2012)
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