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Microsoft made it official. They have migrated all of their accounts to the new Outlook.com (and I yawn at the news).
Tad, head salesmean for VMlimited, attempts to deliver some deep cloud wisdom despite being stuck in a virt world. His critics say he's stuck in the past and peddling cloud solutions that are as outdated as his wardrobe.
Back in 1995, Bill Gates whipped out this memo regarding the importance and future of the web to the executive staff at Microsoft. He may have been on to something, after all.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 25th 2011 (9:26am) | Thanks: funk
It's been a long time coming, and webdevs around the world can rejoice. IE usage just fell below 50%!
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 7th 2010 (12:03am)
You know what happens when Mr. Big Stuff Steve Jobs has a palaver with Mr. Bigger Stuff Bill Gates? A deeply insightful exchange on economics and technology.
By: dave
Thursday, May 20th 2010 (12:07am)
"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.
"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
By: dave
Friday, Feb 6th 2009 (12:24am) | Thanks: ladyalthea
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jan 9th 2008 (5:01am)
Microsoft honcho and goofy fuck Steve Ballmer needs help getting his costume together for Halloween! Give him a hand!
By: dave
Wednesday, Oct 31st 2007 (6:17am)
Microsoft's new peek at ActiveX breaks Flash interactivity on purpose. Here's why.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 20th 2006 (5:26am)
For the first time, the Windows operating system will wall off some audio and video processes almost completely from users and outside programmers, in hopes of making them harder for hackers to reach. The company is establishing digital security checks that could even shut off a computer's connections to some monitors or televisions if antipiracy procedures that stop high-quality video copying aren't in place.
Huh. My 98se mandate just keeps lookin' better and better.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 30th 2005 (7:51am)
A coupla pix from the 1983 Teen Beat photo spread. Gates was a teenage heartthrob?
By: Dave
Monday, Jan 17th 2005 (5:38am)
Do you have an entire department plus special software helping you out?
Bill Gates does, loser! 
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Nov 18th 2004 (6:14pm)
Check out monkeyboy Steve Ballmer shuckin' and jivin' Windows 1.0! Nice jacket, bub!
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 13th 2004 (12:08am)
Microsoft's Windows XP Service Pack Two (SP2) is looking increasingly cursed after the release date appears to have slipped again - if only by a few days.
By: J20
Friday, Aug 6th 2004 (8:09am)
The SphereXP is a 3D desktop replacement for Microsoft Windows XP. Taking the known concept of three-dimensional desktops to its own level. It offers a new way to organize objects on the desktop such a icons and applications.
By: J20
Sunday, Apr 4th 2004 (8:56pm)
Ever wonder what most people use their computers for? Curious about the tech industry's newest, spiffiest invention? Been asking yourself 'Self, how do these dang-blasted machines work, anyhow?'
Well, wonder no more! I present to you, dear davelog reader, an exclusive behind the scenes look at Microsoft! 
By: scooter1979
Monday, Mar 29th 2004 (5:28pm)
I work in the IT industry and sometimes come across some weird problems that require a little research before you can make your customer happy.
Case in point, today, this MS Knowledge Base article ended up helping me out immensely. Give it a read - it might help you too! 
By: Hellvis
Monday, Mar 1st 2004 (6:13pm)
Need even more proof that Bill Gates is satan? It seems Microsoft is a bit touchy. Recently an employee in their MSCopy print shop managed to snake a picture of several G5's being unloaded at the compound. A few days later he was fired for blogging his discovery. Not on company time, not on a company server... but for a "security violation". Fuck you Bill Gates.
By: faedra
Monday, Nov 3rd 2003 (5:57pm)
I admit, much to my shame, I am still running Windows 98. While pondering options for a replacement o/s, I stumbled across a story on the next Windows product. I remembered all the Windows 98 snafus prior to it's release. In a few short years, 98 users around the globe were in abject torment. The disembodied visage of the nefarious Bill Gates began to hover around my monitor. The little pipsqueak was laughing at me, while simultaneously sprouting horns and a forked tongue. Realizing my predicament, I exercised my only remaining option.
By: boho-daddy
Tuesday, Oct 28th 2003 (7:20am)
The Microsoft ILoo, an Internet Enabled Portapotty announced last month turns out to be a practical joke.
By: Scott
Tuesday, May 13th 2003 (12:09am) |
????????????????? Nothing! Player's off! Django Unchained (2012) 
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