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Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.

At age 97, she finally kicked the bucket.
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Monday, May 13th 2019 (7:43am)
Joining Marlin Perkins in that great big animal kingdom in the sky, Fowler kicked the bucket on Wednesday, May 8, 2019.
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Thursday, May 9th 2019 (7:25pm)
His death was confirmed in a Facebook post by fellow Ren & Stimpy colleague William Wray. This guy has been known for his work on a LOT of our favorite cartoons, such as the Simpsons, Tiny Toon Adventures, the Ren & Stimpy Show, Dilbert, the Woody Woodpecker Show, the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, the Powerpuff Girls (1998), Dexter's Laboratory, the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Samurai Jack, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, etc.
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Thursday, May 9th 2019 (10:30am)
Peter Mayhew, the gentle giant best known to the world as Chewbacca, died last night at his home in Texas. You don't hear many talking ill of Mayhew, he was a real fan favorite and from all accounts a stand-up guy. RIP.
By: dave
Thursday, May 2nd 2019 (4:49pm) | Thanks: OberonFox
Dick Dale, master of the surf guitar, has passed on at 81 after a long string of serious illnesses. No more pain. RIP.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 18th 2019 (8:04am)
Rough and tumble hockey player for Detroit and Chicago at age 93 and actor best known for Beverly Hills 90210 at age 52 from a stroke.
Fame does not let you escape death.
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Monday, Mar 4th 2019 (12:16pm)
Peter Halsten Thorkelson, better known as Peter Tork, was an American musician and actor, best known as the keyboardist and bass guitarist of the Monkees. He played the goofball on the TV series but was one of the band's serious musicians. He was 77 and died of unspecified conditions.
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Thursday, Feb 21st 2019 (9:16pm)
Intended to only function for 90 days, NASA's Mars rover Opportunity has finally given up the ghost after nearly 15 years, losing contact with Earth after a fierce dust storm.

You done good, little fella. Time to rest.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 14th 2019 (5:38am)
Frank Robinson was an American outfielder and manager in Major League Baseball who played for five teams from 1956 to 1976, and became the only player to be named the Most Valuable Player of both the National League and American League
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Friday, Feb 8th 2019 (6:27am)
Carol Channing, timeless star of stage and screen, passed away yesterday at 97. The lights on Broadway will be dimmed tonight in memorium. RIP.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jan 16th 2019 (6:00am) | Thanks: sunny
Eddie, rescued as a pup from the California coast in 1998, lived at the zoo from 2000 until he was euthanized Thursday morning. "At nearly 21," a press release from the Oregon Zoo read, "Eddie was considered one of the oldest - and most talented - sea otters on the planet." His skills at the hoop made him an internet sensation. But, as visitors to the zoo might remember, Eddie had other interesting skills. He could sometimes be observed creatively pleasuring himself, proving the animal kingdom is full of unique learning experiences.
By: dave
Saturday, Dec 22nd 2018 (12:02am) | Thanks: bash
Prolific actress and director Penny Marshall, probably best known for her role as Laverne DeFazio, has died at 75 from diabetes complications. RIP.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 18th 2018 (11:19am)
I didn't love nor hate the man and his presidency. He was a decent man, however.
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Saturday, Dec 1st 2018 (3:15am)
Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen has died from complications of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Vulcan Inc. said Monday on behalf of his family. Allen passed away Monday afternoon in Seattle at 65 years old, Vulcan said. His sister, Jody, said he was "a remarkable individual on every level."
By: dave
Monday, Oct 15th 2018 (3:30pm)
Burt Reynolds - the man, the mustache, the legend - has passed on at 82 from a heart attack. RIP, Bandit.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 6th 2018 (12:11pm)
Playwright Neil Simon, a master of comedy whose laugh-filled hits such as "The Odd Couple," ''Barefoot in the Park" and his "Brighton Beach" trilogy dominated Broadway for decades, has died. He was 91.

Simon died early Sunday of complications from pneumonia at New York Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan, said Bill Evans, a longtime friend and spokesman for Shubert Organization theaters.
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Sunday, Aug 26th 2018 (6:28pm)
We all knew this was coming. I didn't always agree with his political positions, but he was a real stand-up guy.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 25th 2018 (7:01pm)
He didn't take a plug nickel with him, nor is he particularly famous.
Welcome to the dead, Robin.
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Friday, Aug 24th 2018 (1:49pm)
Aretha Franklin, whose gospel-rooted singing and bluesy yet expansive delivery earned her the title "the Queen of Soul," has died, a family statement said Thursday. She was 76.

Franklin died at 9:50 a.m. at her home in Detroit, surrounded by family and friends, according to a statement on behalf of Franklin's family from her longtime publicist Gwendolyn Quinn.
The "official cause of death was due to advance pancreatic cancer of the neuroendocrine type, which was confirmed by Franklin's oncologist, Dr. Philip Phillips of Karmanos Cancer Institute in Detroit," the family statement
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Thursday, Aug 16th 2018 (7:36am)
Legendary and reclusive comic artist Steve Ditko - who with Stan Lee co-created iconic Marvel heroes including Spider-Man and Doctor Strange - has died. He was 90.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 6th 2018 (8:11pm) | Thanks: /.
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Prolific and abrasive sci-fi author Harlan Ellison has passed away at age 84 in his sleep. Even if you don't know him by name, you probably know him by story - he's responsible for some of the genre's most iconic tales translated to TV and movies - he has over 1700 works credited to him. RIP.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 28th 2018 (5:35pm)
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US celebrity chef and television personality Anthony Bourdain has been found dead in his hotel room, aged 61, of a suspected suicide, CNN reports.

Bourdain was in Strasbourg, France, working on a shoot for his series, Parts Unknown, on CNN.

"It is with extraordinary sadness we can confirm the death of our friend and colleague, Anthony Bourdain," the cable network said in a statement on Friday.

Bourdain was a best-selling food, fiction and nonfiction author.
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Friday, Jun 8th 2018 (5:06am)
Farewell to Tom Wolfe, the impeccably attired author and early practitioner of groundbreaking "New Journalism" of the 1960s, as he died on Monday in a Manhattan hospital.

Wolfe, widely regarded as one of the top American journalists of the 20th century, focused his keen eye and explosive writing style on subjects from the Merry Pranksters to the early days of the space race before turning to fiction.

His best-selling books included non-fiction like "The Right Stuff," his riveting account of America's first astronauts, and fiction like "The Bonfire of the Vanities" — his scathing satire of New York City in the '80s.
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Tuesday, May 15th 2018 (10:23am)
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