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Act up in prison and you'll lose precious privileges... like food you actually want to eat.
The authorities at Cook County Jail have a new way to punish unruly inmates: Nutraloaf, a dense block of food-like stuff that meets the requirements of providing prisoners with daily calorie intake and nutrients, but deprives them of enjoyment. Chicago magazine sent food critic Jeff Ruby out to try it. 
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 27th 2010 (5:00am)
So tell me punk, do you feel lucky? Here is the news about a burger so filled with death that it's more than an entire day's worth of calories, fat and saturated fat for the average shmoe.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 21st 2010 (11:08am)
Danial is on a mission - to use his waffle iron for things that one wouldn't initially consider using a waffle iron for. This week: pizza. Next week? Fleshlight.
Rather than being considered a boon to health because it entices fat-crazed diners to enjoy vegetables, ranch dressing makes nutritionists wake up in the middle of the night screaming. This fascinating history of ranch explains why this is.
Just when you think you know everything about 4chan, that shadowy den of dubious porn which brings us Anonymous and practically every meme ever, turns out they have an unexpected redeeming feature: fucking delicious recipes. Safe for work, inasmuch as there's no dubious porn. This time.
All the hip, modern trendazoids enjoy breakfast on the go with Hotcake Milkshakes. In a can.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 3rd 2010 (5:09am)
...because someone threw up in this one. Jello ramen casserole.
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 28th 2010 (5:30am)
I'm a brown-bagger - I take my lunch to work, generally something from the genus sandwichus wrinklemeatus. Since I'm a desk jockey, there's not much risk of my lunchbag suffering blunt force trauma or flash flooding... but those of you with more active gigs may have your repast endangered by all manner of hazards that can now be avoided thanks to the Candwich. Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 20th 2010 (12:07am)
Many years ago I created, developed, perfected and marketed Wiggly Brand Mayonnaise - the richest, creamiest, wiggliest mayonnaise in the south.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 9th 2010 (5:13am)
Is your toast lacking? Do your biscuits need a touch of royalty? Fret no more, you can get jam made from the late Princess Diana's hair.
* Name the reference for a gold star!
By: dave
Wednesday, Jul 7th 2010 (12:13am)
but Dave should love Todd Wilbur. He's got clone recipes for all your favorite foods.
By: Sunny
Tuesday, Jul 6th 2010 (11:35am)
December 29, 2008 5:12 AM
Bill Geist visits the Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona., where you can almost feel your arteries clogging.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jun 26th 2010 (8:01am) | Thanks: CBS News
15 million pounds of SpaghettiOs recalled...
For fear of being under-processed. Gross. 
By: Mr._Dog
Friday, Jun 18th 2010 (8:58am)
So naturally, the question arises: How do they do it? The Burger Lab investigates using science and internet cleverness to deduce the perfect thin and crispy french fry recipe.
Might be a decent recipe, I dunno. Never tried it. What's noteworthy about it is the poorly trimmed URL.
It's like google for your kitchen - you type in the ingredients you have at hand, and you get back a list of recipes. Astonishingly handy.
If you're like most people, you've pondered what it would take to make a giant fucking Kit Kat bar. Here's how.
By: dave
Friday, May 28th 2010 (12:06am)
It is often said that everyone is an artist, but not everyone finds their medium. Picasso's medium was canvas. Miles Davis' was the trumpet. Jim's medium? Pancakes.
If you're like me, you'll waffle on what to have for dinner until it's breakfast time the next morning. Thank goodness, then, that the intarwebs can offer some helpful advice.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 29th 2010 (5:40am)
Sure, you can tinker in the lab for years trying to perfect the ultimate Gummi bear, or you can just take an Xacto knife and a straw and get to work.
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 27th 2010 (6:23am)
We're gonna have a breakfast party tonight,
We're gonna have a breakfast party alright!
By: dave
Friday, Apr 16th 2010 (5:26am) | Thanks: dangerous minds
Personally, I don't always want to know what a glutton I am.
Fortunately, some places still just serve what tastes good. Oh, and one day I might need this.
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Apr 8th 2010 (5:49am)
When I was a kid, you used to be able to get Betty Crocker Noodles Romanoff in a box, which was kind of a cross between fetuccini alfredo and mac n cheese. It fucking ROCKED. Sadly, it has disappeared from the shelves over the decades, and is no longer made. I've missed it for many, many years.
Today I learned the story of where it went, and even better, how to replicate it. Fuck yeah.
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 24th 2010 (12:25pm) |
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