All the whores and politicians will look down and shout "Quench us!"... and I'll look up and whisper "Okay."
By: dave
Monday, Feb 6th 2017 (12:00am)
...picking out the next year's wall calendar! Here at the davelog compound, cat calendars are generally the order of the day. Sadly, we already have next year's purchased - but if we didn't, this would surely be the one. Next year, Mittens.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 12th 2016 (5:06am)
Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own "Calm The Fuck Down Tea", a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest Fuck That guided meditation.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Oct 12th 2016 (12:01am)
Cost and difficulty of setup have, to date, kept me from getting a 3D printer. I can think of like a bazillion things I'd do with one if they weren't such a pain in the ass to get going and keep alive. Monoprice is now offering something that appears to allay my concerns: the Select Mini 3D Printer. All it needs is minor calibration out of the box (you have to level the heated bed) and you can print with a variety of materials from a micro SD card or your computer via USB. Beyond nifty and cheap enough to take a gamble on, I may pull the trigger on this one.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 22nd 2016 (12:00am)
Inspired by my love for pizza and a certain gang of underground teenage turtles, this Ninja Throwing Slice is made using real pizza from my family's pizzeria in Maine. This piece was originally created for the AmDC Threat exhibition that took place in March of 2012. Initially dubbed "Ninja Throwing Slices," in reference to the Threat show, the vocabulary has since evolved. You may now refer to a single piece as a "Forever Slice."
By: dave
Monday, Sep 19th 2016 (12:00am)
You can now get a spot-on oldschool Star Trek communicator replica that's also a bluetooth handset for your phone.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 15th 2016 (12:01am)
Do you know someone who is wheelchair bound? Mobility challenged doesn't mean no fun tearing up pristine wilderness.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jun 17th 2016 (12:36pm)
The Groundfridge is an innovative take on the traditional root cellar. Floris Schoonderbeek (founder of Weltevree) is continuously discovering and exploring new angles, chances and materials that he puts to good use in improving and enriching our habitat. With the Groundfridge, he presents a means for new world citizens who want to handle their food in an autonomous, independent way.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 31st 2016 (12:00am)
Have you been struggling to bond with your feline? Well, here's some good news for you because now you can get closer to your cat by acting like one with this Licki Brush. This innovative solution lets you brush your furry-friend by licking it like a cat would. Your cat will love it!
By: dave
Thursday, May 19th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Thingverse user PrintThatThing has made his cat armor files available for free download, time for Sprinkles to suit up.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 28th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: dude I want that
The sofa requires over 400 hours to make due to the intricate design and the artist's painstaking attention to detail, including the barrel-shaped body formed by a steel frame, massive snout, and short legs.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 12th 2016 (12:04am)
Send 'em to the arcade with fistful of teeny quarters. Etsy vendor 33miniatures makes 1:12 scale model pinball machines and videogames for just such occasions.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 3rd 2015 (1:31am)
So you wonder if there is a commercial product that will make almost anything impossible to break? Of course there is. This spray-on stuff will even protect you from a broken heart.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jul 21st 2015 (12:00am)
Are you tired of your unitasker cooler that was designed decades ago? Here is a device that's the Swiss army knife of coolers.
Help fund the rollout of the design right here.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 9th 2015 (3:24pm)
Close your eyes and imagine a world where you can pour two beers into two mugs and drink the beers like they were in a single beer mug. For many years, that world just didnít exist.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 7th 2015 (12:05am)
Inspired by an XKCD comic, Bobcat in a Box is a bot that buys stuff on amazon and ebay and so on for less than a buck with free shipping and sends it to you daily, based upon whatever keyword you throw at it. You can also have the bot's findings mailed anonymously to someone else.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 4th 2015 (5:15am) | Thanks: reddit
Yes, Want to do something special for your spouse this Valentine's Day and think outside the box? Well, something's just come onto the market that is probably the most shocking and outrageous gift you could ever dream of getting your special someone this year. Take a close look at this delicious little chocolate treat.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, May 28th 2015 (5:09am)
(more)   [Comments: 0]
Wheel thrown, hand altered and sculpted, stoneware. Just a friendly face to join you in your culinary adventures.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, May 4th 2015 (12:01am)
(more)   [Comments: 2]
Losing your best friend and soul mate is tough. For anybody. So luckily, designer Mark Sturkenboom has designed a product that makes sure your deceased spouse always stays near and dear to your heart. (Did I say heart? I meant genitals)
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 28th 2015 (12:06am) | Thanks: fark
So you have the postal address of someone that you don't like very much and you want to exact some revenge? Send them a bag of dicks to eat. Well, kind of. Sort of.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 21st 2015 (2:25am)
You know those greeting cards you can get that play a little electronic song when you open them? For a mere 15 bucks, you can get one that won't shut off until the battery runs out (around 5 hours) or until it's destroyed in a fit of rage (difficult, as the thing's damn near indestructible and waterproof). Brilliantly devious.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 20th 2015 (12:00am)
WTF Candles makes candles (gasp!) that start off smelling like one thing, and end up smelling like something else entirely. The practical applications are countless.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 3rd 2015 (12:00am)
Build 'em one from scratch with these 1:12 scale cinderblocks!
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 31st 2015 (12:01am)
Artist Ben Zurawski, who creates custom hand-drawn flip books under the moniker The Flippist, created this incredible marriage proposal flip book with a hidden compartment for an engagement ring. According to Zurawski, a customer did indeed use the flip book for a marriage proposal. Given the quality of the presentation, we can only assume the proposal was a success.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 13th 2015 (11:02am)
Literally for years at my day job (I do corporate webwork for a living) I have been trying to get a pinball machine - any pinball machine - in our office. Today, that perpetual campaign just narrowed down to a specific machine. This specific machine.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 18th 2014 (5:18am) | Thanks: mefi

  • Pig in a Blanket Day

Apr 24, 2017
Mystery Link
click at your own risk
Survey Says

Best Star Wars Movie EVAR?

fuck ie | v3 ©2017 davelog

This page created by an elaborate array of agitated bacon enthusiasts in 0.2527998046875 seconds