The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.
Friday, Mar 10th 2017 (12:01am)
By all accounts, Washington State resident Edward Smith is an average sort of a guy with a not-so-average secret: He's a mechanophile - someone who can only get turned on by vehicles. During his life, he's had sex with over 1,000 cars, but that's not his greatest achievement. His greatest achievement is that he once had sex with the helicopter from Airwolf.
Thursday, Jan 19th 2017 (12:01am) | Thanks: bashturn
Okay, there are about a million articles out there on the proper technique for giving a blow job. You'd think by now that there is a guide for guys how to get one?
Your wish has been granted.
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (6:05am)
Don't spill your seed guys. You're killing millions in every shot.
Yes, surprisingly safe for work.
On a separate note? Irish comedian Dave Allen has some perspective for you.
Friday, Jul 8th 2016 (12:00am)
She started sending him dick pics! It's terrific. At one point he's 'I'm not gay and you are a girl so you should like it!'. Oh man, it's worth looking at, really. Very creative use of Photoshop to censor the dicks but he got to see them all!
Thursday, Jun 16th 2016 (12:36am) | Thanks: sUZIE
Soon, virtual reality is going to crash into our lives in a way we never even imagined. Though dating and masturbating have long been commandeered by the web, it's only been as a kind of middleman. Now we're nearing the possibility of falling in love with your computer, as meeting your dream partner could be as easy as slipping on Oculus Rift - the most advanced virtual reality headset in the world.
In Digital Love, VICE investigates how love and sex is faring in the digital age, starting with technology's notorious bedmate, the adult entertainment industry. We make a pilgrimage to LA's "Porn Valley" to witness firsthand how virtual reality is scarily close to creating fully interactive porn before heading to Europe's sex capital, Amsterdam, where the Dutch enthusiastically enlist the use of "teledildonics" to enhance their long-distance relationships.
Wednesday, Sep 9th 2015 (12:00am)
Importing items when foreign revenues are down means local prices skyrocket. Rubbers are no different.
I suspect there is one 15 year old boy who is ruining the market place by hoarding millions of them in his sock drawer as evidence to his friends that he is " doing it" all the time.
Sunday, Feb 8th 2015 (12:00am)
Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. "We don't let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side" embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
Monday, Aug 4th 2014 (12:01am)
Last week in Wenzhou, China, two women and a man dialed emergency services after riding in a car that smashed into a tree. The three victims were trapped, according to TOMO News, because they were having a threesome and had contorted themselves in unorthodox positions upon impact.
Thursday, Jun 19th 2014 (12:00am)
Circa 1968, Donald Duck hosts a cartoon about teaching birth control to random couple where the guy is composite ignorant immigrant and the wife is submissive and only communicates in whispers.
Wednesday, Jul 31st 2013 (12:26pm)
What's the most useful button on your remote control?
Nothing! Player's off!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
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