Admit it, you secretly want to be a writer. There's romance behind the idea. You don't just want a paycheck, you want to go down in history with a bit of fame. Well here is your chance. Be like everybody else and start writing.
Thursday, Nov 10th 2016 (12:19am)
Is Your Boss A First Class Shit?
Get Revenge On Your Boss Now!
Bosses, managers, team leaders - whatever you call them, they are definitally a special breed of egotistical assholes.
That's why they need to be brought down a peg or ten!
Tuesday, Nov 8th 2016 (3:15am)
Are you over 40? Do you have a nasty habit of working over 25 hours weekly because you like food and shelter? Well, you might be limiting your intelligence according to a study released in February by researchers for the Melbourne Institute of Applied Economic and Social Research in Australia.
You'd think that a sheepskin means more in the workplace but experience is the best teacher out there. If you're like me or this shlub, you've done your time in the food biz. Most of these lessons, you probably picked up on also.
Thursday, Jul 14th 2016 (12:00am)
As Danny Neilson lounges on a couch in the "chill room" of L.A.'s Laserium, after a Friday-night show last year, he takes a moment to pat himself on the back for a job well done. "We really have no competition with some of the effects we're doing in there," he says, gesturing toward the viewing room, where he's just guided a small audience through a 45-minutes laser journey set to the Pink Floyd classic, The Dark Side of the Moon. "We're trying to preserve the art form."
As "chief laserist," Neilson's art is bringing music alive by choreographing the movements of lasers - tens of thousands of dollars worth - like an orchestra conductor.
When my family's fortune suddenly went kaput, I discovered a talent for convincing unsuspecting saps that I can read the future. But when they started telling me their darkest fears, I was the one who got scared out of my mind.
Mindless slide after slide in your endless deck of slides. Somebody thinks that they are effectively getting their message across to coworkers, colleagues, or clients. They're just wasting time.
Sunday, Dec 27th 2015 (12:00am)
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Here's an oldie but a goodie. Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) probably has nothing to do with this aside from the one pertinent comic strip at the top of the page, but if you need a random B.S. phrase for your next staff meeting, here is a great place to start.
Tuesday, Oct 27th 2015 (11:36am)
Scattered across the United States and Canada is a series of privately owned and operated family campgrounds, all called Jellystone Park. Every one of the 83 parks pays employees to put on a costume each day of the camping season and make the rounds as an overweight, 57-year-old anthropomorphic cartoon kleptomaniac named Yogi Bear. In one of those parks, in one of those costumes, I am that employee.
Monday, Aug 17th 2015 (12:00am)
So you'd like to leave an anonymous mention about your boss in an online and searchable database? Sure, you could get your point across more directly with a nasty letter of resignation. Nah, Tell on the Boss instead.
Tuesday, Jun 2nd 2015 (12:00am)
The National Express Dundee employee's vehicle swept past youngsters on the school run. He has now been sacked, after telling company bosses he failed to stop because he is clairvoyant. The driver had a premonition that something bad would happen and decided to keep on driving.
Best Star Wars Movie EVAR?
Nothing! Player's off!
Hidden Figures (2016)
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