The Man has you by the balls. Sorry.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Apr 20th 2017 (8:08am)
Economists believe in full employment. Americans think that work builds character. But what if jobs aren't working anymore?
By: dave
Monday, Nov 28th 2016 (7:12am) | Thanks: mefi
Admit it, you secretly want to be a writer. There's romance behind the idea. You don't just want a paycheck, you want to go down in history with a bit of fame. Well here is your chance. Be like everybody else and start writing.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Nov 10th 2016 (12:19am)
Is Your Boss A First Class Shit?

Get Revenge On Your Boss Now!

Bosses, managers, team leaders - whatever you call them, they are definitally a special breed of egotistical assholes.

That's why they need to be brought down a peg or ten!
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Nov 8th 2016 (3:15am)
If you're going to burn a bridge, you might as well do it really well. Here is your inspiration.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Sep 7th 2016 (12:01am)
Office workers, beware. These ideas are now in the public domain.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 3rd 2016 (12:45am)
Are you over 40? Do you have a nasty habit of working over 25 hours weekly because you like food and shelter? Well, you might be limiting your intelligence according to a study released in February by researchers for the Melbourne Institute of Applied Economic and Social Research in Australia.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 21st 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: Presurfer
You'd think that a sheepskin means more in the workplace but experience is the best teacher out there. If you're like me or this shlub, you've done your time in the food biz. Most of these lessons, you probably picked up on also.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jul 14th 2016 (12:00am)
Consider the example of Hostess and Twinkies - they were brought back from literal ruin to success... by automating and eliminating jobs.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 11th 2016 (12:00am)
As Danny Neilson lounges on a couch in the "chill room" of L.A.'s Laserium, after a Friday-night show last year, he takes a moment to pat himself on the back for a job well done. "We really have no competition with some of the effects we're doing in there," he says, gesturing toward the viewing room, where he's just guided a small audience through a 45-minutes laser journey set to the Pink Floyd classic, The Dark Side of the Moon. "We're trying to preserve the art form."

As "chief laserist," Neilson's art is bringing music alive by choreographing the movements of lasers - tens of thousands of dollars worth - like an orchestra conductor.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 21st 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
When my family's fortune suddenly went kaput, I discovered a talent for convincing unsuspecting saps that I can read the future. But when they started telling me their darkest fears, I was the one who got scared out of my mind.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 7th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
Mindless slide after slide in your endless deck of slides. Somebody thinks that they are effectively getting their message across to coworkers, colleagues, or clients. They're just wasting time.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Dec 27th 2015 (12:00am)
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Become a driving instructor in the Netherlands. It's legal to barter driving lessons for sex there.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 21st 2015 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
Here's an oldie but a goodie. Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) probably has nothing to do with this aside from the one pertinent comic strip at the top of the page, but if you need a random B.S. phrase for your next staff meeting, here is a great place to start.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 27th 2015 (11:36am)
Scattered across the United States and Canada is a series of privately owned and operated family campgrounds, all called Jellystone Park. Every one of the 83 parks pays employees to put on a costume each day of the camping season and make the rounds as an overweight, 57-year-old anthropomorphic cartoon kleptomaniac named Yogi Bear. In one of those parks, in one of those costumes, I am that employee.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 17th 2015 (12:00am)
So you'd like to leave an anonymous mention about your boss in an online and searchable database? Sure, you could get your point across more directly with a nasty letter of resignation. Nah, Tell on the Boss instead.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jun 2nd 2015 (12:00am)
Short-order cook Juan Gomez takes you through his Saturday. If you've ever worked a grill for a living, you know the glories and perils of which he speaks.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 24th 2015 (12:03am) | Thanks: digg
For reals. Presumably, to protect corporate secrets like 'how to make a go of a sandwich joint with provolone being the only cheese on the menu'.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 17th 2015 (5:37am)
Some people just know how to quit with style.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 28th 2014 (11:52am)
KTVA reporter Charlo Greene quit her job on live TV last night, outing herself as the owner of an Alaskan cannabis club and declaring "fuck it".
By: dave
Tuesday, Sep 23rd 2014 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
I think I stumbled across this a dozen years ago. I just happened to find it again. Well worth the read.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jun 1st 2014 (11:24pm)
Ever wonder what it would be like to work as seasonal help for an Amazon fulfillment center? Read on.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 3rd 2013 (1:44pm) | Thanks: mefi
The National Express Dundee employee's vehicle swept past youngsters on the school run. He has now been sacked, after telling company bosses he failed to stop because he is clairvoyant. The driver had a premonition that something bad would happen and decided to keep on driving.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 29th 2013 (12:02am) | Thanks: arbroath
"You have to be asleep to believe it."
A short excerpt from the HBO special, "Life Is Worth Losing" (2005).
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Feb 16th 2013 (5:29pm)
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