TOASTS: 246 VOTES: 19119
BRASKY TOP 10
| TOAST | AVG | VOTES |
| Bill Brasky once boxed a glacier and won by K.O. | 9.5 | 2 |
| Though some people have been known to "drink like a fish", fish in fact drink like Brasky. | 9.0 | 10 |
| Bill Brasky has eyefucked the Dali Lama. | 9.0 | 2 |
| I once saw Bill Brasky shoot an elephant with a potato gun. That elephant was smart though, he played dead. Knowing that of course Brasky is just a sport hunter. | 8.8 | 10 |
| Bill Brasky once smacked Stevie Wonder so hard he could see again for 20 minutes. He only did this so Stevie could see him make love to his wife in front of him. Stevie was so inspired that he wrote the song "Superstition". | 8.1 | 71 |
| Bill Brasky hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! And he hated irony! | 8.1 | 96 |
| Bill Brasky once head butted his own mother on mothers day for calling him William. | 8.0 | 5 |
| Bill Brasky doesn't use a cell phone, he yells loudly. | 8.0 | 1 |
| Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! | 7.9 | 92 |
| We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. Bill Brasky ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. | 7.9 | 101 |
BRASKY BOTTOM 10
| TOAST | AVG | VOTES |
| Bill Brasky bricks in frotos mouth in L.O.T.R. 4. | 1.0 | 1 |
| Bill Brasky speaks with a faint Pig-Latin accent! | 4.1 | 86 |
| Bill Brasky sells crack for Board Plus! | 4.1 | 86 |
| Bill Brasky isn't tall. I mean, not like John Stamos tall! | 4.1 | 86 |
| Bill Brasky owns the moon, it's a giant booger he picked from his nose and flicked into space. | 4.3 | 70 |
| Brasky is ranked 8th in the AP College Football poll. | 4.4 | 21 |
| I once seen him eat french fries with french dressing in... France! | 4.4 | 16 |
| Bill Brasky is retarded. And that makes his accomplishments significantly more impressive! | 4.6 | 107 |
| Bill Brasky is MUCH cooler than Baz | 4.9 | 40 |
| Bill Brasky eats all of his meals with sporks! | 4.9 | 94 |
BRASKY MOST VOTED
| TOAST | AVG | VOTES |
| Brasky wrote the song "Crocodile Rock". He said it was actually a metaphor for germ warfare. | 6.3 | 126 |
| One year, for Halloween, Brasky rounded up all the squirrels in the neighborhood, dressed them up like Louie Anderson, and trained them to run his haunted House! | 5.1 | 124 |
| I once thumbwrestled Bill Brasky, and he put me in a coma for a week. When I awoke, he had sodomized my wife and adopted my son. | 7.9 | 118 |
| Brasky could open a bottle of beer with his teeth and spit the cap hard enough to put it through a car door. | 7.4 | 116 |
| Bill Brasky drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. | 7.1 | 116 |
| Bill Brasky built a car that runs off of bald eagle heads and aborted fetuses! | 7.3 | 116 |
| Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! | 7.6 | 112 |
| Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that. | 6.3 | 112 |
| I once saw Brasky tie 3 chinamen together and use them as a toothpick at a family picnic! | 6.3 | 112 |
| Bill Brasky masturbates with steel wool! | 7.5 | 110 |
