Ok, so technically, it's not infinite wisdom - it's a finite list of quotes, sigs, bumperstickers, truisms, and graffiti that I've found along the way on my journey though the intarwebs. In any case, these are the very quotes that adorn the top of each page on the site, and staffer Scooter1979 asked me to make something that would allow him to enjoy the pearls of knowledge without having to reload the page over and over again... so with that, I present to you, the Chalkboard of Infinite Wisdom.
There. My work here is done.
UPDATE: After many suggestions to make the text highlightable (and therefore, able to be copied to your clipboard) I have added a simple 'copy to clipboard' function. I'm sure you can figure out how it works.
ANOTHER UPDATE: I was informed that the Chalkboard didn't actually work on some versions of IE. For fuck's sake, people, it's flash. It should play the same for everyone. Use a real browser and this stuff doesn't happen. Firefox. Chrome. Hell, even Safari's a step up. Oh, anyway, I fixed it with some cagey actionscript fiddling. Still. Upgrade.