NEW USER
    

What could possibly be better than a mashed potato vending machine?
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 17th 2012 (12:03am)
[Comments: 4]
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENTADVERTISEMENT
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 7/17/12 @ 12:31 AM
*
Maybe they can put a machine next to it that squirts out a mixture of chopped-pressed-waater added-cooked turkey and gelatin into a natural casing.
And then a machine next to that spewing out cranberry sauce.
And then a machine next to that offering stuffing.
Hey, instant Thanksgiving dinner. Maw, Paw, let's run down to 7-11.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 7/17/12 @ 04:21 AM
*
Two words: gravy Slurpee.
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 7/17/12 @ 09:16 AM
*
Mmmmm. I tell ya, every time I walk into a convenience store (rare, these days), I see those hot dogs that have been rolling for 14 hours and look more like Slim Jims than anything else.
But people buy this crap. I think it's just to keep the AMA in business.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 7/17/12 @ 12:35 PM
*
I've been known to go slumming gastronomically. I suppose it could have been a contributing factor to my heart attack, but those 14-hour rollerweenies are damn tasty. Kinda like a deep-fried hot dog.

These days, I have to watch what I eat and I'm being a good boy - but if I came across one of those mashed potato vending machines, you can bet the rent that I'd be doing Mississippis off that fucker.

Comment in What could possibly be better than a mashed potato vending machine? as anonymous


anonymous posters must enter code:
 
 
 
Sunday

  • National Buttercrunch Day
  • Penguin Awareness Day

Jan 20, 2019
Mystery Link
click at your own risk
?????????????????
Survey Says

You have lost your belt and you have to be at work in 10 minutes! WHATDOYOUDO?


COMMENTS | PAST POLLS
fuck ie | v3 ©2019 davelog


This page created by a buttload of bloated furries in 1.3015971679688 seconds