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What could possibly be better than a mashed potato vending machine?
A mashed potato vending machine at 7-11, that's what.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 17th 2012 (12:03am)
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spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 7/17/12 @ 12:31 AM
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Maybe they can put a machine next to it that squirts out a mixture of chopped-pressed-waater added-cooked turkey and gelatin into a natural casing.
And then a machine next to that spewing out cranberry sauce.
And then a machine next to that offering stuffing.
Hey, instant Thanksgiving dinner. Maw, Paw, let's run down to 7-11.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 7/17/12 @ 04:21 AM
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Two words: gravy Slurpee.
spam_vigilante From: spam_vigilante Ignore me at your own peril
Date: 7/17/12 @ 09:16 AM
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Mmmmm. I tell ya, every time I walk into a convenience store (rare, these days), I see those hot dogs that have been rolling for 14 hours and look more like Slim Jims than anything else.
But people buy this crap. I think it's just to keep the AMA in business.
dave From: dave SAINTS, BABY!!!
Date: 7/17/12 @ 12:35 PM
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I've been known to go slumming gastronomically. I suppose it could have been a contributing factor to my heart attack, but those 14-hour rollerweenies are damn tasty. Kinda like a deep-fried hot dog.

These days, I have to watch what I eat and I'm being a good boy - but if I came across one of those mashed potato vending machines, you can bet the rent that I'd be doing Mississippis off that fucker.

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