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Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace.
By: Dave
Saturday, Feb 1st 2003 (12:43am)
Once again, sometimes the headline is all you need: Penis explodes during sex!
By: Dave
Friday, Jan 24th 2003 (12:46am)
Unless you watch a lot of Hentai porn, you probably wouldn't know how to say 'tit-fuck' in Japan, should the need arise. Avoid this uncomfortable faux-pas and prepare yourself by studying Japanese sex slang!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jan 9th 2003 (1:01am)
"When I was in eighth grade, my cousin Donna from Wisconsin came for Christmas. She and I were the same age, and she had sprouted some major hooters. After dinner, with our extended family sacked out on couches, I found myself alone in a bedroom with Donna. Without saying anything, I started pawing at her tits. My hands were shaking like crazy, fearing rejection, but she didn't mind. I pulled her tits out of the top of her dress, and she got on her knees, undid my zipper, and took my dick in her hands. I shot my very first load all over Donna's tits. Then someone said, "My Lord!" It was my very uptight aunt, Donna's mother, standing in the door. Horrified, I mopped up Donna's breasts with my shirt while her mother stood there watching." —Jacked by Cousin

Click here for more submitted, oddball, sexual Xmas adventures.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Dec 25th 2002 (1:16am)
He is about as politically incorrect as a man can be these days. On the thorny modern dilemma of whether a man should buy dinner on the first date, Eden brushes such a "small issue." He is not only going to pay for dinner, he is going to offer to pay for a lot more, if the woman is "nice" to him.
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Dec 3rd 2002 (12:19pm)
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Jeffrey Jones' kiddie porn collection.
By: faedra
Saturday, Nov 16th 2002 (10:50am)
Midget fetishism is now a nationwide obsession. Little girl bops across America are ripping down their Backstreet Boys posters and replacing them with full size pictures of Vern Troyer in a banana thong covered in coco-oil. Tiny people worship is currently taking over the fantasies of young men and women at an alarming rate, so let's dive into the minds of these diminutive desiring hooligans and find the root of this pint-sized passion.
By: Hellvis
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (11:49am)
Not sure if I buy this one - I've seen some pretty grody places before with not a woman in sight, soooo... what do YOU think?
By: Hellvis
Sunday, Nov 3rd 2002 (12:32pm)
According to the research that was conducted in the United States of America, men with higher education masturbate twice as often in comparison with other men. Consequently, there are a lot of masturbators, who take official positions and have larger income. Who knows, maybe serious positions and good wages do not depend on education? Maybe they depend on special masturbation skills? READ MORE
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (11:08am)
A MALE nurse has been cleared of a sex attack after admitting his penis is just one inch long.

But it isn't size that matters... well, okay, it is.
By: faedra
Monday, Oct 28th 2002 (8:46pm)
Telephone sex is not a mirage in the desert, and it is not hard to access. It is real pleasure that can be obtained easily, with just a phone and a bit of money.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Oct 23rd 2002 (10:44am)
100% hot wet shed action, right here. If hot naked sheds are what you want, then you've certainly come to the right place.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Oct 16th 2002 (10:38am)
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and share how you intend to masturbate for peace.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:06am)
Hey ladies...getting bored with your fellow's equipment? Want to add a little spice to your bedroom activities? Do you at least want a giggle at your significant other's expense?

Check out Heartless' Holey Haven of Stupid Penis Tricks to give you hours of endless amusement!

My guess is that FireAngel will find the Elepenis most amusing...:-)
By: m0j0
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (10:19pm)
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 9th 2002 (12:08am)
Apparantly a female politician who is running for a seat in the Swedish parliament is calling for all day porn on television every week in order to help boost the country's population and economy.
By: m0j0
Friday, Sep 6th 2002 (6:49am)
I don't care what they say, this had to have happened.
By: Scott
Saturday, Jun 29th 2002 (10:49am)
Dude! Geeks get a TON OF TRIM. Their secret is located somewhere in the bowels of this web site.
By: chimpy
Tuesday, Jun 18th 2002 (5:58pm)
I could just imagine some poor womans child walking out into the living room with this Hello Kitty while she's having a family get together.
By: brooke
Saturday, May 25th 2002 (10:26pm)
Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione doesn't just have an eye for porn - he's got X-rated X-ray vision, he claimed yesterday.
By: Dave
Friday, May 17th 2002 (12:21am)
It's that time of year again - Get some pledges, grab some Wesson, and take part in the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Touch yourself for a good cause.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:26am)
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