Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace.
Saturday, Feb 1st 2003 (12:43am)
Unless you watch a lot of Hentai porn, you probably wouldn't know how to say 'tit-fuck' in Japan, should the need arise. Avoid this uncomfortable faux-pas and prepare yourself by studying Japanese sex slang!
Thursday, Jan 9th 2003 (1:01am)
"When I was in eighth grade, my cousin Donna from Wisconsin came for Christmas. She and I were the same age, and she had sprouted some major hooters. After dinner, with our extended family sacked out on couches, I found myself alone in a bedroom with Donna. Without saying anything, I started pawing at her tits. My hands were shaking like crazy, fearing rejection, but she didn't mind. I pulled her tits out of the top of her dress, and she got on her knees, undid my zipper, and took my dick in her hands. I shot my very first load all over Donna's tits. Then someone said, "My Lord!" It was my very uptight aunt, Donna's mother, standing in the door. Horrified, I mopped up Donna's breasts with my shirt while her mother stood there watching." —Jacked by Cousin
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Wednesday, Dec 25th 2002 (1:16am)
He is about as politically incorrect as a man can be these days. On the thorny modern dilemma of whether a man should buy dinner on the first date, Eden brushes such a "small issue." He is not only going to pay for dinner, he is going to offer to pay for a lot more, if the woman is "nice" to him.
Tuesday, Dec 3rd 2002 (12:19pm)
Midget fetishism is now a nationwide obsession. Little girl bops across America are ripping down their Backstreet Boys posters and replacing them with full size pictures of Vern Troyer in a banana thong covered in coco-oil. Tiny people worship is currently taking over the fantasies of young men and women at an alarming rate, so let's dive into the minds of these diminutive desiring hooligans and find the root of this pint-sized passion.
Monday, Nov 4th 2002 (11:49am)
According to the research that was conducted in the United States of America, men with higher education masturbate twice as often in comparison with other men. Consequently, there are a lot of masturbators, who take official positions and have larger income. Who knows, maybe serious positions and good wages do not depend on education? Maybe they depend on special masturbation skills? READ MORE
Thursday, Oct 31st 2002 (11:08am)
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and share how you intend to masturbate for peace.
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:06am)
Hey ladies...getting bored with your fellow's equipment? Want to add a little spice to your bedroom activities? Do you at least want a giggle at your significant other's expense?
Check out Heartless' Holey Haven of Stupid Penis Tricks to give you hours of endless amusement!
My guess is that FireAngel will find the Elepenis most amusing...:-)
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (10:19pm)
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.
Monday, Sep 9th 2002 (12:08am)
Apparantly a female politician who is running for a seat in the Swedish parliament is calling for all day porn on television every week in order to help boost the country's population and economy.
Friday, Sep 6th 2002 (6:49am)
Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971)
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