She started sending him dick pics! It's terrific. At one point he's 'I'm not gay and you are a girl so you should like it!'. Oh man, it's worth looking at, really. Very creative use of Photoshop to censor the dicks but he got to see them all!
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Thursday, Jun 16th 2016 (12:36am) | Thanks: sUZIE
So here is the news; and here is an old comedy track from the vinyl (bear with Carlin starting off slowly, but it turns into gold).
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Apr 4th 2016 (9:58pm)
A Burmese fossil clearly displays the predecessor of today's daddy longlegs spider with a woody. Amber preserves nature's history perfectly well.
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Wednesday, Feb 3rd 2016 (7:14am) | Thanks: Karen
Soon, virtual reality is going to crash into our lives in a way we never even imagined. Though dating and masturbating have long been commandeered by the web, it's only been as a kind of middleman. Now we're nearing the possibility of falling in love with your computer, as meeting your dream partner could be as easy as slipping on Oculus Rift - the most advanced virtual reality headset in the world.

In Digital Love, VICE investigates how love and sex is faring in the digital age, starting with technology's notorious bedmate, the adult entertainment industry. We make a pilgrimage to LA's "Porn Valley" to witness firsthand how virtual reality is scarily close to creating fully interactive porn before heading to Europe's sex capital, Amsterdam, where the Dutch enthusiastically enlist the use of "teledildonics" to enhance their long-distance relationships.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Sep 9th 2015 (12:00am)
Comparing sodomy to placing glazed yeast bread in your auditory canal has never seemed kookier. Thanks Reverend John Riccardo.
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Saturday, Aug 15th 2015 (12:01am)
Does your town have what it takes to be on this list?
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 4th 2015 (7:59pm)
A small penis competition is desperately looking for the tiniest manhood in the world.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, May 30th 2015 (8:54am)
Not surprisingly, men throughout the years have tried to diminish the sexual organ. Here is a long bit of documentation.
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Tuesday, May 19th 2015 (8:44am) | Thanks: Suzie
Importing items when foreign revenues are down means local prices skyrocket. Rubbers are no different.
I suspect there is one 15 year old boy who is ruining the market place by hoarding millions of them in his sock drawer as evidence to his friends that he is " doing it" all the time.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Feb 8th 2015 (12:00am)
Play the game.
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Monday, Nov 10th 2014 (12:17am)
Behold the Scroguard. An extra layer of protection to prevent contact and therefore infection during sex.
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Sunday, Oct 5th 2014 (12:01am)
Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. "We don't let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side" embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 4th 2014 (12:01am)
These 29 everyday uses for sex toys are bound to make your sides split with laughter. Enjoy.
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Saturday, Jun 21st 2014 (3:31am)
Last week in Wenzhou, China, two women and a man dialed emergency services after riding in a car that smashed into a tree. The three victims were trapped, according to TOMO News, because they were having a threesome and had contorted themselves in unorthodox positions upon impact.
By: dave
Thursday, Jun 19th 2014 (12:00am)
For the benefit of our favorite ANON genius, a horrid image for your pleasure.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, May 22nd 2014 (3:12am)
And here it is, overdubbed with 50 Cent.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 10th 2014 (12:05am) | Thanks: fenris
Remember when having sex with your wife was perverted but having sex with a 7-year old wasn't? Good times. Here's the 2-min history of perverts.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Oct 18th 2013 (1:30am) | Thanks: Squid
An attractive couple stops strangers on the street and propositions some group groping. Surprisingly safe for work, no nudity and no salty language.
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Thursday, Aug 29th 2013 (11:15am)
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Saturday, Aug 10th 2013 (3:12am)
Circa 1968, Donald Duck hosts a cartoon about teaching birth control to random couple where the guy is composite ignorant immigrant and the wife is submissive and only communicates in whispers.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jul 31st 2013 (12:26pm)
Those who promote purity and abstinence to teens are seriously overlooking the “loopholes” that young people will find.

This parody is crude (and funny if you enjoy crude humor), but the message is clear. When teens are only advised to practice abstinence with no education, it’s quite natural for them to feel rebellious and look for the loopholes.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2013 (5:15am)
William Blakely, the former vice-mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, is standing trial for indecent exposure charges after he was allegedly caught pleasuring himself out a car window while moving at over 90 miles per hour. Last week, not one but three women testified against the former politician, each recounting Blakely's habit of exposing his genital while driving on several different occasions. According to Detective Terry Christian, the police department had received dozens of phone calls reporting similar episodes over the past years, with victims ranging from 16 to 65 years of age.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Apr 10th 2013 (9:14pm)
Or maybe it should be Sweet Jean Meat, the latest in high tech twiddling.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Mar 28th 2013 (2:43pm) | Thanks: Mefi
Artistic? Sure. A little scary? A couple. But don't fret, it's just plaster after all.
By: ZiB
Friday, Jan 18th 2013 (12:02am) | Thanks: Mefi
NYMag's Rose Surnow recounts her trip to a female masturbation class just before Hurricane Sandy hit.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 9th 2012 (4:17am) | Thanks: reddit

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