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"A 31-year-old woman working in a kiosk in Årvoll was overpowered after closing time by two young men. As the woman was counting the day's takings she took time off to answer a call of nature in a bucket in the booth. When she went outside to empty the bucket two masked men struck," Norway's Aftenposten reports.

Further proof (as if I needed any) that Norwegian cops are some of the funniest dudes on earth: “Asked what he'd say to the thieves should he ever catch up with them, Hjulstad quipped: 'I would say to them, "freeze scumbags! Urine-der arrest!"'
By: goofyfish
Thursday, Aug 29th 2002 (8:41am)
An elderly man convicted of having sex with cows in a Westmoreland County pasture received a suspended sentence yesterday and was ordered to get counseling.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 28th 2002 (12:11am)
An Illinois man has been charged with hitting his grandmother with frozen meat. Officials say this isn't the first time someone in Madison County has resorted to using frozen meat as a weapon.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 18th 2002 (12:11am)
That's nuthin - check out some of the gems on the books here in Arizona.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 9th 2002 (12:14am)
A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:09am)
When umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
ARRRRR! Pirate attacks soar worldwide! Batten down the hatches, ye scurvy dogs!
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:13am)
Hey, remember actor Eric Aude, one of the muscleheads from 'Dude, Where's My Car'? Nope, neither did I. And if you did, you can forget about him now, because he just got popped smuggling 8 lbs of opium out of Pakistan.
By: groat
Thursday, Mar 28th 2002 (10:09pm)
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