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Not like it was that great in the first place, but they've taken interpretation of the 4th amendment to an astonishing new low by making it illegal to resist illegal police entry in your home.
By: dave
Monday, May 16th 2011 (12:01am) | Thanks: b stabby
Florida lawmakers, brilliant legislators that they are, recently passed a law against having sex with animals. Problem is, people are animals too, so after Oct 1 they won't be allowed to make teh sexx0rs.
By: dave
Thursday, May 12th 2011 (5:08am)
Love her or hate her, the recent attempt to TM her name was recently rejected.
The application was rejected for two reasons. First, the examiner pointed out, the fact that your name appears in a news article or on your Facebook page is not evidence that you are "providing a website" featuring political information. Second, Palin did not sign the application.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Feb 7th 2011 (8:55am)
A country known for it's international neutrality and uber-private banking, Switzerland has a reputation as a nice place, albeit with horrible dental care.

Turns out, Switzerland might not be the nicest place in the Alps. As evidenced by:
1) My last post
2) This item
3) And This item
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Jan 12th 2011 (7:48am)
But imagine getting busted by your spouse. Twice.
By: Mr._Dog
Friday, Nov 26th 2010 (2:29pm)
Courts are helping banks screw over homeowners. Retired judges are rushing through complex cases to speed foreclosures in Florida.
An excerpt from next week's release in Rolling Stone mag by Matt Taibbi.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Nov 15th 2010 (9:07am)
Now here is a man I can admire. Question is, did he do it just to have his day in court?
By: dave
Friday, Oct 1st 2010 (12:01am) | Thanks: reddit
It just doesn't have the same ring to it when it doesn't end in a 5, but for twenty-five bucks, soon you may be able to legally speed in Nevada. It'll be fun, until someone that didn't pay gets killed.
By: ZiB
Sunday, Sep 5th 2010 (12:29pm) | Thanks: /.
Parece que el proyecto de ley de inmigracion no solo los ilegales objetivo, simplemente no-blancos. Oy gevalt!

Anglicise the post here
By: Mr._Dog
Sunday, May 2nd 2010 (1:02pm)
Oh great, now it's illegal to knowingly create an animal/human hybrid here. What the fuck, Arizona legislature? I thought you were supposed to represent the will of the people!
By: dave
Friday, Apr 30th 2010 (9:58am) | Thanks: digg
You can specialize in criminal law, or property law, or business law - but if you're a barrister with an eye to the future, you can now specialize in space law.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 16th 2010 (6:07am) | Thanks: boingboing
We have a home theater with a 6' x 8' projection screen, and we're throwing a Superbowl party this upcoming Sunday. Of all the things that would make me a criminal in today's society, this appears to be the most recent.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 2nd 2010 (5:34am) | Thanks: /.
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We have become such a litigious society that everyone is suing anyone for the most inane reasons. Here are some of the most ridiculous examples.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 22nd 2010 (5:03am) | Thanks: neatorama
Hot on the heels of ZiB's post yesterday on the incredible track record of the UK's Big-Brothery surveillance system, here's another tale of English jurisprudence.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 25th 2009 (12:11am)
A former inmate is suing his former nurse for failing to properly treat a 55-hour-long kickstand, supposedly a side-effect of taking antidepressants. I assume 'proper treatment' was to include some form of non-mustachioed mouthification.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 12th 2009 (7:16am) | Thanks: brady
Although it may not seem like a big deal, Pringles being legally classified as a potato chip just cost manufacturer Proctor and Gamble $160,000,000.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 1st 2009 (7:25am)
For the love of us and everyone else, just DO IT!

NSFW due to nudity and potential laughing outbursts.
By: ZiB
Tuesday, Apr 28th 2009 (12:08pm)
Sure, it makes you look retarded, but should it make you a criminal?
By: dave
Monday, Apr 20th 2009 (12:06am)
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Rob a store and return the cash = $75k bail
Stab a roomie in the chest for farting = $15k bail
By: ZiB
Saturday, Apr 11th 2009 (8:17pm)
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I've always said that once they've tapped dry the wellspring that is smokers and drinkers, the new pariahs would be the fatties.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 12th 2009 (9:08am) | Thanks: Kasey
State Senator Robert Ford is hoping to outlaw lewd language and is pushing for a bill that would prohibit profanity.

Under the pre-filed bill, profanity could land you in jail for up to 5 years and/or cost you up to $5,000 in fines.


What kind of dicklipped assbutt shitstain would even propose such a fuckwit bill? Hasn't he read the motherfucking constitution?
By: dave
Monday, Jan 26th 2009 (4:16am)
By: dave
Wednesday, Nov 26th 2008 (12:14am)
By: ZiB
Monday, Sep 29th 2008 (12:06pm)
Nebraska was the last state to pass a safe haven law - the law that allows for abandoning infants without question or penalty at safe places like hospitals and fire stations - and they didn't word it very well. The upshot is that any child can be surrendered without consequence, but the age range was never defined.

This has led to a rash of Nebraskans abandoning their punk teenage kids. Whoops.
By: dave
Monday, Sep 29th 2008 (5:47am)
Egyptian con man gets 1000 years.
By: dave
Friday, May 16th 2008 (6:53am)
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