Florida lawmakers, brilliant legislators that they are, recently passed a law against having sex with animals. Problem is, people are animals too, so after Oct 1 they won't be allowed to make teh sexx0rs.
Thursday, May 12th 2011 (5:08am)
Love her or hate her, the recent attempt to TM her name was recently rejected.
The application was rejected for two reasons. First, the examiner pointed out, the fact that your name appears in a news article or on your Facebook page is not evidence that you are "providing a website" featuring political information. Second, Palin did not sign the application.
Monday, Feb 7th 2011 (8:55am)
A country known for it's international neutrality and uber-private banking, Switzerland has a reputation as a nice place, albeit with horrible dental care.
Turns out, Switzerland might not be the nicest place in the Alps. As evidenced by:
1) My last post
2) This item
3) And This item
Wednesday, Jan 12th 2011 (7:48am)
Oh great, now it's illegal to knowingly create an animal/human hybrid here. What the fuck, Arizona legislature? I thought you were supposed to represent the will of the people!
We have a home theater with a 6' x 8' projection screen, and we're throwing a Superbowl party this upcoming Sunday. Of all the things that would make me a criminal in today's society, this appears to be the most recent.
A former inmate is suing his former nurse for failing to properly treat a 55-hour-long kickstand, supposedly a side-effect of taking antidepressants. I assume 'proper treatment' was to include some form of non-mustachioed mouthification.
Friday, Jun 12th 2009 (7:16am) | Thanks: brady
State Senator Robert Ford is hoping to outlaw lewd language and is pushing for a bill that would prohibit profanity.
Under the pre-filed bill, profanity could land you in jail for up to 5 years and/or cost you up to $5,000 in fines.
What kind of dicklipped assbutt shitstain would even propose such a fuckwit bill? Hasn't he read the motherfucking constitution?
Monday, Jan 26th 2009 (4:16am)
Nebraska was the last state to pass a safe haven law - the law that allows for abandoning infants without question or penalty at safe places like hospitals and fire stations - and they didn't word it very well. The upshot is that any child can be surrendered without consequence, but the age range was never defined.
This has led to a rash of Nebraskans abandoning their punk teenage kids. Whoops.
Monday, Sep 29th 2008 (5:47am)
Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971)
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