"The 'Little Purple Notebook On How To Escape From This Universe' is the pocket edition of the dreaded volumes of 'Pnohteftu' which, fortunately for mankind, was and will be lost forever somewhere in time.
Some parts of the original 'Pnohteftu' were excerpts from yet another notorious work which was compiled in a Parallel Universe that was-is-willbe not too different from ours. That book carried the somewhat misleading name 'Virago 2000'."
Ooooookay. Now that we've cleared THAT up - click here to get to the grits of it.
Wednesday, Apr 9th 2003 (12:17am)
Kids love to color, so the next time you have a mess of 'em around your place and they're whining about having nothing to do, grab a pile of crayons and hunker 'em down with the Cunt Coloring Book!
Tuesday, Apr 8th 2003 (12:11am)
Thursday, Feb 20th 2003 (2:35am)
When I was a young troublemaker (as opposed to the old troublemaker I have become), I was greatly influenced by George Hayduke and his Pulitzer-neglected book Get Even: The Complete Book Of Dirty Tricks, with emphasis on his theories on library books, character assassination, and dryer destruction (large cheese pizza and a fistful of quarters). He's cranked out a number of volumes of revenge guides over the years, and if you're ever at a loss for a good way to fuck with a foe, he's the guy to look up.
Friday, Nov 15th 2002 (12:07am)
Like most heroes, Harry Potter possesses the requisite Boy Scout virtues: trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. But so do lots of boys and girls, and they don't get books and movies named after them.
Wednesday, Nov 13th 2002 (12:07am)
Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971)
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