Can't afford one of those Terra Wind lake cruisers that Dave reported on the other day? Never fear! Amphicar is here!
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Aug 7th 2003 (1:56am)
Got an extra 850k lying around? If so, you could own the baddest (also the first) luxury amphibious motor coach/yacht on the planet. Even John Madden doesn't have one of these babies!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 2nd 2003 (6:23am)
The Arbiter of Taste, also known as Maddox, has put forth his list of the Top 4 Ugly Cars On The Road - and with the exception of the oddly absent New Beetle, he's dead on.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 22nd 2003 (12:01am)
So, when I was growing up in south Texas, I had a bud named Kevin Cooper - Coop was mad about car audio. He had the biggest, most ridiculous car stereo I had ever seen - about 8 grand worth (in 1980's dollars) - crammed into a beat-to-shit Plymouth that no car thief would ever give a second look to. It was louder than fuck, but all the speakers converted that 4-door behemoth into a 2-seater. That system had the first CD player I had ever seen. It was the shit.

Now then, THIS GUY makes Coop look like small potatoes. His system is so huge, there's no room in the van for anyone - not even a driver. Plus, it can't play music, just a single tone. And it plays it with 130,000 watts.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 9th 2003 (12:01am)
Click here to get your nuts!
By: OogaBooga
Monday, Jun 30th 2003 (7:53am)
Car Talk has released this year's top 10 lists for gay and lesbian cars.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 30th 2003 (12:06am)
Anyone who knows me halfway decent knows that I am passionately in love with aircooled VW's, and have an equally passionate hatred of the 'new Beetle', and the Volkswagen corporation for ever belittling the most popular, practical, and beautiful car in the history of transportation by peeling off some stylized Jetta and calling it a Bug. Back in the day, I even had a dangerously venomous club of enthusiastic supporters, which now only exists in a fragmented form on the Internet Archive. As you can imagine, I wet my pants with glee and did a little dance when those soulless money-grubbing assmonkeys announced that they were stopping production on the new 'Beetle' - forever!

thanks to m0j0 for making my month with this news!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 9th 2003 (12:10am)
A few days back I posted a blip about IbisTek and their Humvee killer. Well, click here to see it in action!
By: Hellvis
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 (12:19am)
Ibis Tek's got something meatier!
By: Hellvis
Saturday, Apr 26th 2003 (11:05pm)
What could possibly be cooler than rigging your old car up to run via radio control? Rigging your old car up to run via radio control and then driving it into the ground!

UPDATE: The videos were taken down, no doubt due to bandwidth constraints - but don't fret, you can still see them here.
By: Dave
Monday, Mar 31st 2003 (12:17am)
"Ok, let's go shopping for those Japanese car accessories you need and want!"
By: Dave
Thursday, Jan 23rd 2003 (12:36am)
I've never been much of a fan of the modern Corvette (although the 60's models were damn snazzy), but this Vette is even uglier than normal.
By: Dave
Friday, Dec 27th 2002 (1:26am)
When Volkswagen stopped mass production of the Beetle in 1979, Mexico continued to turn them out, where they're largely used for cabs and municipal vehicles. Unfortunately, Mexico City has passed a law mandating that all taxis have 4 doors, which means no more vocho cabs.
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:10am)
Finally, the flying car we were promised by the cartoons of yesteryear! And you didn't even have to be diddled by an insane german scientist to get it!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:22am)
You can now get driver's- and passenger's-side flamethrowers on your car in an effort to thwart carjackers. Toasty!
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 26th 2002 (12:11am)
Check out this suave transpo from Hoopdie High School!
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 1st 2002 (12:13am)
Okay, admit it - seeing some rich dude's fancy BMW get smashed beyond recognition makes you feel pretty good, doesn't it? I mean, as long as no one was hurt.

Something tells me I'll never own a car expensive enough to be considered for this hall of shame.
By: goofyfish
Tuesday, Jun 25th 2002 (5:41am)
Yes, the new VW Bugs may suck hairy ass - but they have one undocumented feature that noone seems to know about.
By: chimpy
Monday, Jun 10th 2002 (7:31pm)
Just got back from watchin Spider-Man with Sunny and my limey pal Ed. It was a great evening, lots of laffs and a great movie - the only blemish on the night was toolin around town in Ed's new Honda - it was nice, mind you, but it just didn't have that Honda Power!
By: Dave
Saturday, May 4th 2002 (2:42am)
This is the one and only Moto-Penis (AKA DilDozer).
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (11:44pm)

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