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Wednesday, May 1st 2002
Jeff gets the greatest calls from some crazy drunk guy at his job.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 (1:03am)
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Tuesday, April 30th 2002
If he or she is not wearing Yo My Booties, then your baby is definately not hip.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (7:17pm)
My three favorite things in this world are vampires, lesbians, and kickboxers. If there were only a way to combine the three and make a movie. Wait.. there is! Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers!! All that's missing from that title is From Outerspace.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (10:35am)
If you're like me, sometimes ya gotta get up in the wee hours (har har) to take a leak - and nothing chases the sleepies away like turning on that bathroom light. Well, salvation is on the way, thanks to Jonny Glow! Now you can whiz in the dark and hit the target every time! They even have a theme song!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (12:16am)
Oh, boo fucking hoo, PeTA is pissing and moaning because they can't buy billboard space to hassle the March Of Dimes WalkAmerica in North Dakota. This would make a great precedent - if people wouldn't sell those PeTA fucktards ad space, they'd eventually dry up from lack of exposure and disappear.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (12:14am)
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People love the ice cream, but hate the music that incessantly blares from the trucks - So some folks in Hartford are suing Mr. Softee to shut them up. I'm amazed this is so rare it qualifies as news.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (12:10am)
...except this guy. Me, I dig the show, and I've actually seen it, which I believe makes my opinion more valid than his.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (12:01am)
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Monday, April 29th 2002
Are they rubbing their precious little Grand Theft Auto 3 in your face? Well no more I say! Grand Theft Auto 3 is coming to the PC! Gentleman, pad your asses.
By: Scott
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (4:10pm)
It's that time of year again - Get some pledges, grab some Wesson, and take part in the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Touch yourself for a good cause.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:26am)
Could it really be true that homosexual and heterosexual males become one after the consumption of only six alcoholic grain beverages? The scientists in our laboratories decided to conduct a controlled experiment and see just how valid this theory was.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:22am)
When was the last time you had an epileptic siezure? Too long, I'm guessing. CLICK HERE and get ready to flop around on the floor like a fish!
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:11am)
Recording Artists Safety Guide To The Beach - Not endorsed by the RIAA, or any other lawyer assholes.
By: Dave
Monday, Apr 29th 2002 (12:08am)
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Sunday, April 28th 2002
I thought my bird was from pluto once, turned out he was just f**king weird. Anyway - this outer space dog can't be caught!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:18pm)
You have to practically beat sense into some people. Hey lady, you smell like ass. Pack your shit and move!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:18pm)
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (11:40am)
Why does Canada get all the best movies?
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (11:09am)
USED?? Ewwwwww!!!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:31am)
Behold, the newest webcam craze!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:13am)
Welcome to Davelog 2.0! Round these parts, we spend our Sundays with our eyes buried in religious readin', so let us commence!
Eunuch Jesus Caught with Naked Man in The Act - Priests Gone Wild - Landover Baptist Shutdown - Mrs. Antichrist - Landover Baptist NYTimes Ad -
God Watches
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (12:17am)
In what may very well be the last edition of Lords Of The Ring, I talk with Tobey Maguire about wrestling and other equally embarassing things. Go read it, next week things they may be a changing!
By: Scott
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (12:17am)
Saturday, April 27th 2002
Need a stress reliever? Blow up some innocents with Suicide Bomber!
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 27th 2002 (12:09am)
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