You knew it would happen sooner or later. The Dell Dude is going down! Funny thing is, I just got a Dell, and it had a funny white substance packaged up inside the tower.
By: Scott
Monday, Feb 10th 2003 (5:03pm)
I don't think I'll EVER buy anything from the gov if I can help it now... damn!
By: Hellvis
Friday, Feb 7th 2003 (6:02am)
What next? Mr. Rogers reefer?!

Click THIS.
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Jan 23rd 2003 (2:35pm)
Dutch police are investigating whether drug addicts raided a pet shop and stole three exotic toads whose warty skin can induce hallucinations when licked. YUMMY... toad glaze.
By: Hellvis
Sunday, Dec 8th 2002 (12:08pm)
Carl Sagan, noted astronomer and modern-day philosopher, describes his experiences and opinions of marijuana.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 16th 2002 (12:32am)
An annual survey of U.S. teenagers found that marijuana edged out cigarettes and beer as being easier to buy ó 34 percent said itís the easiest of the three, compared with 31 percent for cigarettes and 14 percent for beer.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
Mystified by the new wonder drug LSD, the psychiatrist Louis Jolyon West and his colleague at the University of Oklahoma, Chester M Pierce, were looking for a new way to investigate the drug in 1962. They came up with an idea so outlandish it could only happen in the world of experimental psychology: Male elephants are prone to bouts of madness; LSD seems to cause a temporary form of madness; perhaps if we combine the two, they reasoned, we could make an elephant go mad. They gave the poor thing the equivalent of 3,000 human doses - naturally, it fell down, crapped all over itself, and died.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 21st 2002 (12:13am)
Forget dot-com - it's all gone dot-bong as a new survey reveals that one in three marijuana users is employed in the high-tech sector.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 3rd 2002 (12:36am)
Pot smokers REALLY shouldn't make websites.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 31st 2002 (12:23am)
After all, they don't even let the intensely strict anti-drug laws slow them down - they'll pack their noses with cow shit and styrofoam just to cop a buzz. Those nutty Maylaysians!
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 12th 2002 (12:02am)
Recreational drug users in the US are using embalming fluid to get a high - even though it is highly dangerous and can make them violent and psychotic.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (12:06am)
If you have to pee for your paycheck and you're sweating the results, whip out the Whizzinator and pass with flying colors!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 29th 2002 (12:24am)
With a new pill called Modafinil, you can go 40 hours without sleep -- and see into the future!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 28th 2002 (12:21am)
Woe to those below when the Joint Strike Fighter buzzes overhead! (buzzes, get it? I kill me)
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:10am)
The problem with crack is that is keeps you up all night, making it harder to maintain a normal lifestyle with work, school, banking, all kinds of daytime stuff, because you're always catching up on sleep during the daylight hours. Well, say hello to "Crack P.M.", a new cocaine product with a sleep additive that lets addicts get high but still enjoy the health benefits of a full night's rest.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 1st 2002 (12:03am)
If you're looking for the straight dope (har har) on recreational drugs without any bullshit, you need to read the Good Drugs Guide. Straightforward information without propoganda or cheerleading, just the facts you need to know presented in a very readable fashion. Bravo.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:03am)
Before I moved out here to Phoenix, I had never seen a liquor store with a drive-thru window. I remember being greatly amused at the concept. Well, some industrious junkies in Syracuse have just gone one better: a crackhouse with a drive-thru window!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:57am)

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