Why? Because he has the greatest auto dealer commercial of all time! I smell a Clio!
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 21st 2002 (12:11am)
Man, Arnie makes some fucked-up commercials overseas!
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:10am)
Is it just me, or are Gold Bond commercials getting a little too gross?
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:16am)
By: Hellvis
Friday, Sep 27th 2002 (7:35am)
The truth is, I would marry my Teledyne Water Pik Family Oral Irrigator WP-30 if I could. Thatís how much I love it. If I wasnít already married, and if I was an Oral Irrigator, or if the Oral Irrigator was a person, and not married, and if it was a woman, or if I was a woman, and it was a man, I think we would get hitched.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 21st 2002 (12:26am)
...think of FAG. Y'know, there's so much I could say about this that I think I'll just walk away from it.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 30th 2002 (12:25am)
Using techniques and technologies popularized in the fictional book and movie Jurrasic Park, Really Big Lizards has actually cracked the genetic code and begun limited commercial breeding of a select variety of prehistoric animals.
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 8th 2002 (12:12am)
Now why can't we have commercials like this in the States? Censorship sucks balls.
By: Scott
Thursday, Jul 4th 2002 (2:52pm)
The biggest drawback to being an evil madman is the frightening lack of retail outlets for quality supplies. Once again, the power of the internet saves the day at!
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 21st 2002 (12:39am)
Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 22nd 2002 (12:09am)
"We thought about something like 'Here you can sneer at the plastic Yankee culture,' or 'Try our fries - we know they aren't really French,' but we wanted to capture both the unique American character of our company and pass on our sentiments to the French people, who are mostly snobby, cheese-eating surrender monkeys," said McDonalds VP of European Markets Dale Jeffords.
By: Dave
Friday, Apr 26th 2002 (12:40am)
Do you know someone who offends but you just can't find the right words to tell them about their problem? Let Soft Secrets be your mesenger.
By: justagirl
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (12:31pm)
If you need llamas (and frankly, who doesn't?), you can't miss out on this Super Llama Sale!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Mar 6th 2002 (2:33pm)

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