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By: Justascosh
Friday, Nov 7th 2008 (12:13am)
Nose too big, try this breakthrough product straight from Japan which promises to give you a Cleopatra Nose. Also, try these other very interesting gadgets.

Spidey Be Gone | Gidget's gadget | Sanitary Smile | Thumb Drive | Moist Macintosh | Serene Seating | Aquama-chine?
By: Justascosh
Friday, Nov 7th 2008 (12:13am)
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By: Justascosh
Thursday, Nov 6th 2008 (5:15am)
Straight from the one and only Uncyclopedia, completely content free informational Bacon Bits!
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Nov 6th 2008 (4:55am)
I sincerely wonder what Obama would have to say about this?
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Nov 6th 2008 (4:45am)
In light of deer hunting season, I went on a search for funny deer hunting tales and accidentally came acrossed this story called I Hope It Rains in Heaven. It's not exactly the comic antidote I was looking for, but a deeper more nostalgic look at the father son relationship. Being the 5th of 4 boys myself, I knew I had to share it.
By: Justascosh
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (5:29am)
The Top 10 most hellish things said during sex.
By: Justascosh
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (5:14am)
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Ever wonder why we do the stupid things we do whilst head over heals stupid in lust? We don't merely do it all for the "nookie", but yet the Chemical Fix. This chick does blather on some about lasting love and how it's akin to a comfy chair, but the hardcore info was enlightening.
By: Justascosh
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (4:59am)
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It's Tuesday which is basically Monday except it's later in the week and even more annoying. So please feast your eyes and rest your weary heads.

Man's bestfriend, Sexual Harrassment, Destructo Kitty, Fuck the Clown Car!, Snowflake, Motivated.
By: Justascosh
Tuesday, Nov 4th 2008 (5:46am)
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These Colorado natives showed off their fall cheer among other things, but police, with nothing else to do decided to put an end to The Pumpkin Run.
By: Justascosh
Monday, Nov 3rd 2008 (5:39am)
and many other sexy appendages with this Wicked Awesome Cool book of Naughty Origami.
By: Justascosh
Monday, Nov 3rd 2008 (5:04am)
David Lynch's Lost Highway finally on DVD.
By: Justascosh
Friday, Apr 18th 2008 (10:12am)
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Not only did Don Burke (alleged shooter of Capac Michigan's Police Chief) manage to fool the Police into surrounding his house for hours while he was escaping, once apprehended he got a free trip to the doctor. Come visit me and enjoy Capac.
By: Justascosh
Friday, Apr 18th 2008 (12:05am)
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Do something worthwhile, while expanding your own already impressive vocabulary. For every word you pair with it's meaning, the dotcom known as freerice donates 20 grains of rice to end hunger worldwide.
By: Justascosh
Friday, Apr 18th 2008 (12:05am)
In all my years of reviewing porn, I have never seen something as shocking, disturbing and repulsive as this girls snatch, totally and completely ~*NSFW*~ Watch with caution, and a trash can close by.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 27th 2008 (12:06am)
Remember the board game 'Operation'? Imagine the same sort of thing but with a live patient.

Meet Mr. Sole.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 27th 2008 (12:06am)
Recently rumors have been flying about, involving Lohan and ex boyfriend Calum Best. Is there really a sex tape out there, or are these two snippets from alleged video, just very good fakes? You decide.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 27th 2008 (12:06am)
Using this quick and easy tutorial from myvag, you too can learn to pee upright and standing like a man.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (7:38am)
Police Have No Trouble Catching Windshield-Smashing Suspect.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (6:06am)
Woman sits on boyfriends toilet seat for two years.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (5:44am)
Yeah right, that's more than a B cup. Kelly Rowland , former bandmate of Destiny's Child had a breast augmentation.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (5:31am)
Study finds 'shocking' rate of US teen girls with STDs.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (5:11am)
Sometimes I have this strange sensation, urging me to pick up an accordion in the buff, then dance and sing to my hearts delight, but this geezer actually did it. Mad Props to Stan Boreson sings 'I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore'.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (4:44am)
Ever wonder what your favorite sexy and oh so sensual celebs look like without all that Hollywood glitz and glam? Wonder no more, take a gander at some of today's top leading ladies without makeup , or perhaps you wish you had a red carpet body, no worries not even they do. Check out these shots of Tara Reid lounging by the pool. Sooo not sexy.
By: Justascosh
Thursday, Mar 6th 2008 (8:44am)
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