Are you constipated? Do you have a newborn with colic? Do your hotrods tires look lack luster, no matter what "state of the art" product you try? Is that halibut smell unyielding in your Abercrombie & Bitch shirt? Reach for a ice cold can of Coca-Cola.
Friday, Nov 7th 2008 (12:13am)
Nose too big, try this breakthrough product straight from Japan which promises to give you a Cleopatra Nose. Also, try these other very interesting gadgets.
Spidey Be Gone | Gidget's gadget | Sanitary Smile | Thumb Drive | Moist Macintosh | Serene Seating | Aquama-chine?
Friday, Nov 7th 2008 (12:13am)
Really Honey, I know what I am doing.
I have no idea what happened to the T.V.!
Hands behind your back, or we'll let officer itchy trigger fingers have you.
Recoil? What's that?
Wow, I can hardly lift this gun, I should definately fire it.
It's called a nail "GUN" for a reason.
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (5:56am)
In light of deer hunting season, I went on a search for funny deer hunting tales and accidentally came acrossed this story called I Hope It Rains in Heaven. It's not exactly the comic antidote I was looking for, but a deeper more nostalgic look at the father son relationship. Being the 5th of 4 boys myself, I knew I had to share it.
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (5:29am)
Ever wonder why we do the stupid things we do whilst head over heals stupid in lust? We don't merely do it all for the "nookie", but yet the Chemical Fix. This chick does blather on some about lasting love and how it's akin to a comfy chair, but the hardcore info was enlightening.
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2008 (4:59am)
It's Tuesday which is basically Monday except it's later in the week and even more annoying. So please feast your eyes and rest your weary heads.
Man's bestfriend, Sexual Harrassment, Destructo Kitty, Fuck the Clown Car!, Snowflake, Motivated.
Tuesday, Nov 4th 2008 (5:46am)
Not only did Don Burke (alleged shooter of Capac Michigan's Police Chief) manage to fool the Police into surrounding his house for hours while he was escaping, once apprehended he got a free trip to the doctor. Come visit me and enjoy Capac.
Friday, Apr 18th 2008 (12:05am)
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In all my years of reviewing porn, I have never seen something as shocking, disturbing and repulsive as this girls snatch, totally and completely ~*NSFW*~ Watch with caution, and a trash can close by.
Recently rumors have been flying about, involving Lohan and ex boyfriend Calum Best. Is there really a sex tape out there, or are these two snippets from alleged video, just very good fakes? You decide.
Sometimes I have this strange sensation, urging me to pick up an accordion in the buff, then dance and sing to my hearts delight, but this geezer actually did it. Mad Props to Stan Boreson sings 'I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore'.
Thursday, Mar 13th 2008 (4:44am)
Ever wonder what your favorite sexy and oh so sensual celebs look like without all that Hollywood glitz and glam? Wonder no more, take a gander at some of today's top leading ladies without makeup , or perhaps you wish you had a red carpet body, no worries not even they do. Check out these shots of Tara Reid lounging by the pool. Sooo not sexy.
Thursday, Mar 6th 2008 (8:44am)
Brian's Song (1971)
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