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By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, May 19th 2011 (8:42am)
Here in Zombie Texas, we like things bigger and scarier.

Up until now it's been a problem. But no more!
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Apr 7th 2011 (11:13am)
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Tough Mudder is not your average lame-ass mud run or spirit-crushing 'endurance' road race.
It's Ironman meets Burning Man...
Our 10-12 mile obstacle courses
are designed by British Special Forces to test all around strength, stamina, mental grit, and camaraderie.

Forget finish times. Simply completing a Tough Mudder is a badge of honor.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Mar 28th 2011 (2:31pm)
I still enjoy a good bread, however. Last year I thought about making a bread oven, which I may do this year with my neighbor.

Whenever I eat a good homemade sour dough, I think of Bread & Puppet, where my wife and I got together.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Mar 7th 2011 (8:23am)
Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh... lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you'd like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we'll help you get started. Right after a little nap.

Here's a little piece on the grand-master, the Dudely-Llama
By: Mr._Dog
Saturday, Feb 5th 2011 (12:08pm) | Thanks: Dave
But P. Diddy doesn't have $1,000,000,000,000.00.

Nor do I suspect him of complicity in 9/11.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Jan 31st 2011 (7:41am)
One of, if not my all-time favorite commercial. For pizza no less!
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Jan 26th 2011 (11:40am)
A country known for it's international neutrality and uber-private banking, Switzerland has a reputation as a nice place, albeit with horrible dental care.

Turns out, Switzerland might not be the nicest place in the Alps. As evidenced by:
1) My last post
2) This item
3) And This item
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Jan 12th 2011 (7:48am)
"Woof woof wooof woof!*"

"Zen you should haf paid ze TAX!"

* "I cannot sign, you have broken both my paws!"
By: Mr._Dog
Wednesday, Jan 12th 2011 (7:26am)
{Arizona} has "become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry."

"Pretty soon, we're not going to be able to find reasonable, decent people who are willing to subject themselves to serve in public office."
By: Mr._Dog
Sunday, Jan 9th 2011 (2:40pm)
By: Mr._Dog
Saturday, Jan 8th 2011 (1:51pm)
Food Bank Benefits From Joint Venture With Pot Club

So the question is: Are Twinkies covered by insurance?
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Dec 30th 2010 (12:19pm)
I never really cared for IEx, Opera, Chrome, or any of the other Johnny-come-latelys that have come and gone. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Firefox fan.

Now, Mozilla has adopted some real Firefoxes. Get ready for an attack of the 'wooodjie, wooodjie, wooodjie; aren't they so cutsies!'

I also ask that there be a 'Cute as shit' category for posts. Seriously, these critters just make me want to fucking cry, their so cute!
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Dec 6th 2010 (12:17pm)
After so much head hanging and political brow beating.

Recognition of our success in Somalia.
By: Mr._Dog
Monday, Dec 6th 2010 (12:00am)
But they provide an interesting peek into the theological, and perhaps racial, sides of our culture. Especially the comments.
By: Mr._Dog
Sunday, Dec 5th 2010 (8:38am)
Now is a good time to reflect on its impact on...
1) National Security
2) Teh Interweb
3) Self Respect
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Dec 2nd 2010 (5:37am)
But imagine getting busted by your spouse. Twice.
By: Mr._Dog
Friday, Nov 26th 2010 (2:29pm)
Now you can't even pretend to smoke pot!
By: Mr._Dog
Thursday, Nov 25th 2010 (6:43am)
Wednesday

  • National Noodle Ring Day

Dec 11, 2019
Mystery Link
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Survey Says

Best boring grownup cereal?


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