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Someone in Las Vegas has been putting tiny cowboy hats on the heads of Las Vegas pigeons, and while you might be asking yourself why, one local onlooker only has one explanation: "the rodeo is in town."
By: dave
Wednesday, Dec 11th 2019 (12:01am)
What's that you say? You're a Letterkenny fan who needs some divine candle-based luck? Illuminidol has your back.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 10th 2019 (12:00am)
Thanks to demand from gamers who can't be bothered to tear themselves away long enough to make a proper Christmas meal, GAME has revived their 9-course layered holiday feast in a can for yet another season. Vegetarian and vegan variants are also available.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 9th 2019 (12:06am)
Green energy advocates may soon be turning blue. A new membrane could unlock the potential of "blue energy," which uses chemical differences between fresh - and saltwater to generate electricity. If researchers can scale up the postage stamp–size membrane in an affordable fashion, it could provide carbon-free power to millions of people in coastal nations where freshwater rivers meet the sea.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 5th 2019 (12:01am) | Thanks: /.
"My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family... instead I'm icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don't know who the f**k thought of this stupid s**t but f**k you nonetheless. Seriously."
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 3rd 2019 (12:04am)
This man keeps breaking into my dorm and placing bottles of PREGO MARINARA SAUCE under my pillow.

Is this guerilla marketing for Prego?

I have paid to replace my lock ELEVEN TIMES.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 2nd 2019 (12:01am)
A while back, Simone Giertz - the queen of shitty robots - converted her Tesla model 3 into a pickup truck because she needed to haul lumber and bodies. Naturally, she drove it to Elon Musk's reveal of HIS Tesla pickup.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 29th 2019 (12:19am)
If you're not cooking or eating or watching football and somehow need something to occupy your time today, have a slew of oldschool Thanksgiving cartoon specials!

garfield's thanksgiving '89 | the mouse on the mayflower '68 | b.c.: the first thanksgiving '73 | calvin and the colonel thanksgiving dinner '61 | nick's thanksgiving fest '89 | intergalactic thanksgiving '79 | tom turk and daffy '44
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 28th 2019 (12:01am)
The man behind the music that many visitors loved at Organ Stop Pizza in Mesa has died. According to restaurant officials, organist Charlie Balogh died last week from complications after suffering a stroke. Balogh started playing at the restaurant in 1973. Balogh then moved to Michigan in 1976 performing at another restaurant. In 1991, He returned in Arizona with his family to play at Organ Stop Pizza. Balogh was named "Organist of the Year" in 2000 by the American Theatre Organ Society.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 25th 2019 (12:03am)
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When I first started to grate and press out short-crust pastry, rather than roll it, I'd show up to any breakfast or birthday with a pie in hand. I'd lurk near my dessert so I could read lips after people took their bites. "She's a chef," they’d say, to explain my dangerously tender, crisp crust.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 19th 2019 (12:03am) | Thanks: mefi
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Creativity knows no bound. When it comes to building a motorcycle in your yard, while some ideas are better than others, everyone gets points for creativity, whether the result is amazing or an eyesore. In the case of Brent Walker's work, it's hard to tell whether these custom tiny bikes are terribly cute or just a little weird. Or both. One thing's for sure, we can't stop staring and the execution is pretty spotless.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 18th 2019 (12:03am) | Thanks: Sunny
So the new Mandalorian series on didney has created a giant rift in the Star Wars fandom by introducing something never before seen in the Star Wars universe: a toilet.
By: dave
Saturday, Nov 16th 2019 (12:13am) | Thanks: myusername
After a rude discovery by some guy's sleep recording app, the internet promptly appeared and turned the app's output into Phil Collins' iconic drum solo.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 15th 2019 (12:03am) | Thanks: slorum
Veneto regional council, which is located on Venice's Grand Canal, was flooded for the first time in its history on Tuesday night -- just after it rejected measures to combat climate change.

* name the reference for a gold star!
By: dave
Friday, Nov 15th 2019 (12:03am) | Thanks: digg
Ancient rocker Sir Rod Stewart has been building a city around his model trains in his attic for 23 years, working fervently on buildings and parts in hotel rooms while on tour over the decades, and adding them to the city - which is a meld of mid-40's Chicago and New York City - when he gets home. Preferring to work on the buildings and scenery most, the level of detail and quality is simply fantastic.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 14th 2019 (12:04am) | Thanks: digg
Domino's - that paragon of nouveau cuisine - is rolling out a bubble tea pizza in Taiwan. Click with care - there's a picture of it.
By: dave
Monday, Nov 11th 2019 (12:00am)
If you're in Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, Kansas, or Oklahoma, consider just... not. Thanks to a campaign by FREE THE NIPPLE, the 10th circuit appellate court - which holds jurisdiction in those states - has ruled that it's unlawful to create any laws that limit male or female toplessness in public, so set them sweater puppies free.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 7th 2019 (10:23am) | Thanks: jt wood
When a down-and-out doctor finds his rundown mansion is haunted, he pulls the quintessentially American move: opening the house to the public for a fee. Everything goes wrong from there.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 31st 2019 (6:40am) | Thanks: mefi
Instead of the usual what-I-watched-over-the-past-weekery, have instead this choice assortment of beloved Halloween specials from my younger years. Back to normal next week!

paul lynde halloween special 76 | addams family happy halloween 77 | the night that dracula saved the world 79 | the crown of bogg 81 | garfield's halloween adventure 85 | the last halloween 91 | halloween in a chicago bar with svengoolie 94
By: dave
Wednesday, Oct 30th 2019 (12:02am)
Producer, studio head, raconteur, and personal hero Robert Evans has passed at 89. Words elude me. RIP.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 29th 2019 (12:56pm)
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